The Dark Knight Rises The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4

[Panthro]

Oh that Bruce is such an a--hole...

SELINA: "Yes, I slept with Clark Kent and yes, he's much more manly than you."
BRUCE: "Bull$*^&!"

 

[kvz5]

 

[jonnywhc]

Oh boy

 

[Panthro]

ouch

 

[ultimatefan]

I liked the Shia one, because he really is an *******!

You know what they say, "it´s funny cuz it´s true".

Great stuff guys, especially the breakup one.

 

[ultimatefan]

Oh dear God! Global warming threatens the planet! War, crime and poverty everywhere! The economy is taking forever to recover! Dunno if I´ll get to keep my job! My wife may be thinking about leaving me! My kids drive me crazy!

 

[ultimatefan]

BRUCE: Did you ever sleep with a superhero?
SELINA: Hmmm, does Agent 86 count?
BRUCE: Hell no.

 

[Lily Adler]

SELINA: There's a storm coming, Mr. Wayne--

BRUCE: It's good I brought an umbrella...

SELINA: No I mean there's a something bubbling underneath the surface...

BRUCE: Yes, there's lava deep within the earth...

SELINA: You know what nevermind let's just keep dancing...

 

[EliteF50]

Actually, that'd be called magma, not lava.

 

[Lily Adler]

JEN: Why cats?

SELINA: Cats frighten me. It's time my enemies share my dread...

JEN: Wait-- Really?!?

SELINA: Pfft. NO! Could you imagine someone saying that...

 

[Lily Adler]

Anne Hathaway's reaction after hearing Bane's voice...

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys.

 

[Polaris23]

LibidoLoca, I love both of yours

 

[Lily Adler]

Why thank you darling!

MICHELLE: A new Catwoman, you say? Well this one better be good... No cowl?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO COWL!!!?!?!?!?!?!

Eh, then the peformance better be puuuuurrrrfeeeecccttt...

ANNE: Don't worry I will...

CHRISTIAN: Meow...

 

[Panthro]

Why thank you darling!

MICHELLE: A new Catwoman, you say? Well this one better be good... No cowl?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO COWL!!!?!?!?!?!?!

Eh, then the peformance better be puuuuurrrrfeeeecccttt...

ANNE: Don't worry I will...

CHRISTIAN: Meow...

 

[Lily Adler]

Thanks.

SELINA: My window is open, Mr. Wayne.

BRUCE: Then you better close it, before you catch a cold.

SELINA: Okay if you're not going to take this seriously, then forget it...

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BATMAN: Neeeeed aa riiiide miiiizzz...

SELINA: Mmm. I love it when you talk all gravelly and almost inaudible to me.

 

[kvz5]

Selina: So Bane was making this speech about imagining the fire and stuff and here I come roaring blasting a hole at his body with the Batpod canon! Am I awesome or what?!

 

[Lily Adler]

 

[EliteF50]

SELINA: Mmm. I love it when you talk all gravelly and almost inaudible to me.

Selina: So Bane was making this speech about imagining the fire and stuff and here I come roaring blasting a hole at his body with the Batpod canon! Am I awesome or what?!

Haha!

 

[Panthro]

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BATMAN: "Hey aren't you the girl from Princess Diaries?"

SELINA: "Well we can't all get our big break with American Psycho now can we?"

 

[Panthro]

BRUCE: "You know nothing brings a thread down more than one user insulting another user because he doesn't like the user's stock response to a caption he finds funny."
SELINA: "Yeah, really kills the mood of a thread."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff Libido, Panthro. And if this is spamming, so be it!

 

[VenomShock]

Batman: Hey, weren't you in Bronson?
Bane: And you in Empire of the Sun?
Batman: We were both in other movies before this one... GEDDIT?
Bane: Ah. Ha. Ha. That is quite funny. Ha.

 

[VenomShock]

Great stuff Libido, Panthro. And if this is spamming, so be it!

No, see, THAT was completely good. After several posts by each user you addressed them all together and went, "You know what, good job guys! You're really making me laugh". That's a good kind of feedback, an occasional response to invididual ones wouldn't hurt so bad either, if it's more than just "" and actually addresses the user specifically.

Instead of quoting EVERY post by EVERYBODY and adding nothing but "Hehehehehehe" or "" in an obvious attempt to increase your post count. What makes it even more obvious is that in previous threads where he's done it, he's stopped after being called out on it. The fact that he continues with every new thread is frankly, mock-worthy.

As was his attempt at humor with my last post, THAT was admittedly a little dickish, but given his method of intentional spamming, I can't help but feel that he's not trying to be funny on purpose.

 

[danoyse]

No, see, THAT was completely good. After several posts by each user you addressed them all together and went, "You know what, good job guys! You're really making me laugh". That's a good kind of feedback, an occasional response to invididual ones wouldn't hurt so bad either, if it's more than just "" and actually addresses the user specifically.

Instead of quoting EVERY post by EVERYBODY and adding nothing but "Hehehehehehe" or "" in an obvious attempt to increase your post count. What makes it even more obvious is that in previous threads where he's done it, he's stopped after being called out on it. The fact that he continues with every new thread is frankly, mock-worthy.

As was his attempt at humor with my last post, THAT was admittedly a little dickish, but given his method of intentional spamming, I can't help but feel that he's not trying to be funny on purpose.

And derailing a thread to go on a rant about a particular poster isn't helping either. You've made your point, now drop it and movie on.