The Dark Knight Rises The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys

 

[ultimatefan]

CLARK: Why so serious?

 

[ultimatefan]

ANNOUNCER: This recently discovered picture from a thousand years ago has baffled archaeologists all over the world. No one can seem to determine how come the guy on the left is the single one and the guy on the right is the married one.

 

[ultimatefan]

DEPP: There´s a time, kemo sabe, when good men must wear masks.

HAMMER: Good, keep it saying things like that. It´s good for me to lobby to be recast as Batman in the Justice League movie.

DEPP: Dunno what you´re talking about, don´t even know which makeup I´m supposed to be wearing... Now am I supposed to ask about the rum, to use my hands to cut your hair, to cut your hair and then your head...

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff UF

SUPERMAN: "Bruce... where are we?"
BATMAN: "I think we're in the Marvel universe after the Hulk did that gang-something whatever it is dance."

 

[Hotwire]

Superman: Really, Bruce? Kyrptonite crystals in my coffee?
Batman: ....
Superman: You're a dick.

 

[Hotwire]

Superman: Um, Bruce. Do you have any idea why Lois would have black and yellow lingerie?
Batman: ....

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff Hotwire

SUPERMAN: "Wow, Bane really did a number on your city."
BATMAN: "My God... look what he did to the strip joints! How's Selina supposed to earn an honest living without the strip joints?!"
SUPERMAN: "...."

 

[Hotwire]

Funny stuff Hotwire

Thanks. I think flipping Batman's expression to a smile really makes the picture so much more useful!

 

[Panthro]

^^It certainly opens up new options.

SUPERMAN [singing]: "Do you see what I see?"
BATMAN [singing]: "A Star, A Star..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff.

BANE: When the last copy of The Dark Knight Rises on Blu-ray is sold, you´ll have my permission to spend money on groceries, utilities, and rent.

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff.

BANE: When the last copy of The Dark Knight Rises on Blu-ray is sold, you´ll have my permission to spend money on groceries, utilities, and rent.

BANE: "When Wally West returns and resumes his rightful place as the One True Flash, you'll have my permission to purchase the Flash title."

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: So, Bruce, you´ve conquered basically every media available in the world. What else is left?
BATMAN: Well, if Spider-Man can have a Broadway musical, so can I.
SUPERMAN: You know, I had an experience in that area. Wouldn´t reccommend it.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: So, Bruce, you´ve conquered basically every media available in the world. What else is left?
BATMAN: Well, if Spider-Man can have a Broadway musical, so can I.
SUPERMAN: You know, I had an experience in that area. Wouldn´t reccommend it.

 

[gugumugats]

 

[Panthro]

Funny yet sad at the same time.

 

[ultimatefan]

Indeed.

SUPERMAN: Scooby Scooby Doo, where are you, Scooby Doo where aaaare you...
BATMAN: Shut up.

 

[ultimatefan]

BANE:If this is a bong? No, but acually, that´s not a bad idea...

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "Why yes I did just watch the Iron Man 3 trailer, how could you tell?"

 

[ultimatefan]

Nice.

OOOOOOOWW!! Charlie bit my finger again!!!

... and that´s how I got started. C´mon, tell me you don´t recognize the look on the little psycho´s face...

 

[Milu]

What if all you understand,
Could fit into the center of our hand,
Then you found it wasn't you,
Who held the sum of everything you knew,

We're insane but not alone,
You hold on,
And their gone,

Like the sun we will live to rise,
Like the sun we will live and die,
And then ignite again,
Like the sun we will live to rise again,

What if the one thing that I missed,
Was everything I need to pass the test,
And if I fail what happens then,
Can I still count on you as a friend,

We're insane but not alone,
You hold on,
And their gone,

Like the sun we will live to rise,
Like the sun we will live and die,
And then ignite again,
Like the sun we will live to rise again,
Again
Again
Again

Warm My Face,
Warm Your Face,
Warm My Face,
Warm Your Face,
Warm My Face,
Warm Your Face,

Like the sun we will live to rise,
Like the sun we will live and die,
And then ignite again,

Like the sun we will live to rise,
Like the sun we will live and die,
And then ignite again,
Like the sun we will live to rise again,
Again

...And afterwards Bats got shawarma, the end!

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "Red red wine you make me feel so fine
You keep me rocking all of the time
Red red wine you make me feel so grand
I feel a million dollars when your just in my hand
Red red wine you make me feel so sad
Any time I see you go it makes me feel bad
Red red wine you make me feel so fine
Monkey pack him rizla pon the sweet dep line
Red red wine you give me whole heap of zing
Whole heap of zing mek me do me own thing
Red red wine you really know how fi love
Your kind of loving like a blessing from above
Red red wine I love you right from the start
Right from the start with all of my heart
Red red wine in a 80's style
Red red wine in a modern beat style, yeah..."

 

[dnno1]

Bataman: "You better respect me or feel the back of my pimp hand!"

 

[Panthro]

Bataman: "Stop ripping off my voice!"