The Dark Knight Rises The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread - Part 4

[VenomShock]

Wasn't really derailing a thread. That was me making my point, it's out now. I don't think there was any further need to comment on it. But anyways, to make sure this post isn't a complete waste, no matter how funny or unfunny:

Bane: You can watch me torture an entire city... and then the resulting discussions on the View.

 

[Lily Adler]

BANE: After I finish my hamburger, you have my permission to eat my fries...

BRUCE: But it's Burger King!!!!

 

[Panthro]

Everyone loves Burger King.

BRUCE: "So what did you think of the Social Network?"
SELINA: "Compelling to a point, but after a while you start checking your watch wondering when the film will end as Mark Zuckerberg continues to wear out his welcome and the filmmakers hammer you over the head with the irony of the founder of the world's biggest social networking tool being hopelessly anti-social himself."
BRUCE: "The FICTIONAL Mark Zuckerberg. Remember, they always overplay or downplay certain aspects of real people in films based on real events, such as downplaying the bad things done by the man who was the basis for the Will Smith film the Pursuit of Happyness."
SELINA: "Or Rodrigo Díaz de Vivar in the 1961 film El Cid."
BRUCE: "I've never seen that."
SELINA: "It's good but it's not quite in the same league as the Ten Commandments and Ben-Hur."

 

[Panthro]

SELINA: "If David Lynch had directed a Batman film who do you think he'd cast as us?"
BRUCE: "Well, Kyle MacLachlan as me is an all too obvious fact, given that he's one of the few actors in Hollywood who has the right combination of manly yet sinister good looks."
SELINA: "Which makes it all the more ironic that he voiced Superman in Justice League New Frontier."
BRUCE: "Quite so. For you... he'd probably go for Sherilyn Fenn, Sheryl Lee or Isabella Rosselini. Maybe Laura Harring."

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "The air conditioning never works when I need it to..."

 

[Just_Human]

 

[Lily Adler]

SELINA: Looks like Gotham could use Batman's help...

BRUCE: Who cares, just come back to bed.

 

[VenomShock]

Catwoman: You could've gone anywhere. Been anything. But you came back here.

Batman:Can you name anything preferable to being Batman leading an army of cops in my giant flying bat-tank?

*Catwoman is silent*

Batman: I didn't think so.

 

[Panthro]

Yours was funny too Lib

 

[Alvin Draper]

Gordon: What are you doing, shouldn't you be off saving Gotham?
Batman: I forgot to attach the bomb to the freakin' Bat!

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys, especially the one about CW not leaving and the Robin/Joker one.

 

[Just_Human]

Gordon: What are you doing, shouldn't you be off saving Gotham?
Batman: I forgot to attach the bomb to the freakin' Bat!

 

[Chrisbarnes182]

Gordon: What are you doing, shouldn't you be off saving Gotham?
Batman: I forgot to attach the bomb to the freakin' Bat!

HAHAHA This is probably the funniest one.t:

 

[EliteF50]

Gordon: What are you doing, shouldn't you be off saving Gotham?
Batman: I forgot to attach the bomb to the freakin' Bat!

Oh god...

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "Dang, forgot the keys."

 

[TinkTonks]

love the forgot the bomb one!

Batman: Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now!

 

[Just_Human]

" I finally escaped the pit after spending almost my whole life there, and this is what a get ?
6 morons sitting all day on a couch, whining about their dates .......

**** that ****, I'm going back into the pit "

 

[VenomShock]

" I finally escaped the pit after spending almost my whole life there, and this is what a get ?
6 morons sitting all day on a couch, whining about their dates .......

**** that ****, I'm going back into the pit "

Holy ****..... That is undescribable badassery there.

Nice find!

 

[ultimatefan]

Great one, JH.

ANNOUNCER: Batman and Bane perform their happy dance in celebration of The Dark Knight Rises reaching one billion dollars worldwide.

 

[Panthro]

^^Good times

SELINA: "Do you think fans will ever stop arguing over who was a better Joker - Jack Nicholson or Heath Ledger?"
BRUCE: "Probably not, but that's the fan base for you. Me? I'm content with the vividly dynamic performances of both men."

 

[dnno1]

60's Batman: "Isn't retirement great guys?"

 

[ultimatefan]

edit

 

[ultimatefan]

^^Good times

SELINA: "Do you think fans will ever stop arguing over who was a better Joker - Jack Nicholson or Heath Ledger?"
BRUCE: "Probably not, but that's the fan base for you. Me? I'm content with the vividly dynamic performances of both men."

Good times Indeed. And there will be the arguments about who´s the better CW as well.

 

[ultimatefan]

60's Batman: "Isn't retirement great guys?"

hehehehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

JAMES CAMERON: So, we both made billion-dollar movies.
NOLAN: Indeed. I made mine with challenging themes of moral duality, impossible choices and self-destruction. You?
JC: I... showed pretty glowy things in 3-D.
NOLAN: Ah. Cute, cute.