The Dark Knight Rises The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread

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*Inspirational/Uplifting music*
Batman: "I can..." *deep breath "I can beat scum like you"
Bane: "Batman! I will brea..."
Nolan: "CUT! There is a crew member in the background of the shot!
come on people!"
Batman: "F***! What the f*** is it with you man!?"
Hehehehehe, it's T4 all over again!
 
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Batman: "Damn it bro I'm done with the hot tub!"

Bane: "Get back in."

Batman: "Dude No!"

Bane: "Y u no like tubby!?"
 
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Scandal: Any moment now, Spawn. Be ready...

Bane: Goddammit Scandal! How many times do I gotta tell you? I'm not Spawn!

Scandal: Oh, right. Sorry. It's that mask, Bane. My bad.
 
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Scandal: Any moment now, Spawn. Be ready...

Bane: Goddammit Scandal! How many times do I gotta tell you? I'm not Spawn!

Scandal: Oh, right. Sorry. It's that mask, Bane. My bad.
Hehehehehehehehehehe
 
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BANE: I´LL BREAK YOU!!

BATMAN: Sorry, the economy has done that already.
 
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Batman: My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling -

Bane: This act is OVER!
 
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BATMAN: Wrestlers in bracers? Now I've seen them all
BANE: You'll be lucky enough not to need them
 
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Batman: Bane, either I'm REEEEAAAALLY drunk, or you're not gonna like what's behind you.

Bane: I'm not falling for that. No ****ing way.

Batman: I'm serious! Look! *points*

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Iron Man: Quick! Take em out while they're plastered! It's the only way we can come out on top!

Thor: Thou hast much experience with this, Stark?

Iron Man: Would you shut up and shoot the damn lightning bolt?

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Bane: .....you....DICK.

To be continued?
 
Thanks and great stuff guys

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BATMAN: Forget underwear on top of my pants, I could use an adult diaper right now...
 
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BANE: What you say to this?

BATMAN: Well, now it´s a fair fight.
 
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Batman: Bane, either I'm REEEEAAAALLY drunk, or you're not gonna like what's behind you.

Bane: I'm not falling for that. No ****ing way.

Batman: I'm serious! Look! *points*

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Iron Man: Quick! Take em out while they're plastered! It's the only way we can come out on top!

Thor: Thou hast much experience with this, Stark?

Iron Man: Would you shut up and shoot the damn lightning bolt?

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Bane: .....you....DICK.

To be continued?
Hehehehehehehehehehehe
 
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BATMAN: Which one of my enemies sent you?

BANE: Actually, it was the Justice League. They all think you´re a major league a**hole. Their exact words were, "you´ll break him, but in fact you´ll fix him cuz his head is stuck way deep up his ass anyway..."
 
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Batman : "Look ........I get it, ok?!? I'm a little freaky, and I dress in black rubber at night ............. you swing both ways ............... I can understand why you're getting this vibe, but really, you're getting the wrong end of the stick here. You're putting 2 and 2 together and getting 5. For the last time, I'm not interested! I'm strictly a straight bat. And you'd never get this utility belt off anyway. Now leave me alone................."

Bane : "You know you want me. Don't deny it. Bane and Batman, up a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. Come here, loverboy."
 
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