The Dark Knight Rises The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread

[Panthro]

*Inspirational/Uplifting music*
Batman: "I can..." *deep breath "I can beat scum like you"
Bane: "Batman! I will brea..."
Nolan: "CUT! There is a crew member in the background of the shot!
come on people!"
Batman: "F***! What the f*** is it with you man!?"

Hehehehehe, it's T4 all over again!

 

[Indrid Cold]

Batman: "Damn it bro I'm done with the hot tub!"

Bane: "Get back in."

Batman: "Dude No!"

Bane: "Y u no like tubby!?"

 

[American_Idiot]

Scandal: Any moment now, Spawn. Be ready...

Bane: Goddammit Scandal! How many times do I gotta tell you? I'm not Spawn!

Scandal: Oh, right. Sorry. It's that mask, Bane. My bad.

 

[Panthro]

Scandal: Any moment now, Spawn. Be ready...

Bane: Goddammit Scandal! How many times do I gotta tell you? I'm not Spawn!

Scandal: Oh, right. Sorry. It's that mask, Bane. My bad.

Hehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Scandal: Any moment now, Spawn. Be ready...

Bane: Goddammit Scandal! How many times do I gotta tell you? I'm not Spawn!

Scandal: Oh, right. Sorry. It's that mask, Bane. My bad.

Princess Kitana

 

[StarLord]

Princess Kitana

It's Scandal, this was a cover to DC's Secret Six comic series.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

It's Scandal, this was a cover to DC's Secret Six comic series.

Saw her name above
My brother is standing beside me and saw her for the first time, his impression was "Kitana"as well

 

[ultimatefan]

BANE: I´LL BREAK YOU!!

BATMAN: Sorry, the economy has done that already.

 

[Godzilla2014]

BANE: I´LL BREAK YOU!!

BATMAN: Sorry, the economy has done that already.

That's funny as hell!

 

[MultipleJesuses]

BANE: I´LL BREAK YOU!!

BATMAN: Sorry, the economy has done that already.

Ahahahahaha!

 

[Miranda Fox]

Batman: My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling -

Bane: This act is OVER!

 

[Bim]

Spoiler

Batman: "Damn it bro I'm done with the hot tub!"

Bane: "Get back in."

Batman: "Dude No!"

Bane: "Y u no like tubby!?"

great stuff, guys!

 

[BatmanBeyond]

BANE: I´LL BREAK YOU!!

BATMAN: Sorry, the economy has done that already.

 

[The Navigator]

Nice ones, guys.

BATMAN: Uh...duck season?
BANE: Bat season.

 

[kvz5]

Spoiler

BANE: I´LL BREAK YOU!!

BATMAN: Sorry, the economy has done that already.

Good one!

 

[Spider-Aziz]

BATMAN: Wrestlers in bracers? Now I've seen them all
BANE: You'll be lucky enough not to need them

 

[BatmanBeyond]

Nice ones, guys.

BATMAN: Uh...duck season?
BANE: Bat season.

Another good one, you guys are on a roll!

 

[Panthro]

Loved all those captions guys.

 

[Dark Sentinel]

Batman: Bane, either I'm REEEEAAAALLY drunk, or you're not gonna like what's behind you.

Bane: I'm not falling for that. No ****ing way.

Batman: I'm serious! Look! *points*

Iron Man: Quick! Take em out while they're plastered! It's the only way we can come out on top!

Thor: Thou hast much experience with this, Stark?

Iron Man: Would you shut up and shoot the damn lightning bolt?

Bane: .....you....DICK.

To be continued?

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and great stuff guys

BATMAN: Forget underwear on top of my pants, I could use an adult diaper right now...

 

[ultimatefan]

BANE: What you say to this?

BATMAN: Well, now it´s a fair fight.

 

[Sherlock Holmes]

I told you what i was going to do if mentioned my new hair cut.

 

[Panthro]

Batman: Bane, either I'm REEEEAAAALLY drunk, or you're not gonna like what's behind you.

Bane: I'm not falling for that. No ****ing way.

Batman: I'm serious! Look! *points*

Iron Man: Quick! Take em out while they're plastered! It's the only way we can come out on top!

Thor: Thou hast much experience with this, Stark?

Iron Man: Would you shut up and shoot the damn lightning bolt?

Bane: .....you....DICK.

To be continued?

Hehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Which one of my enemies sent you?

BANE: Actually, it was the Justice League. They all think you´re a major league a**hole. Their exact words were, "you´ll break him, but in fact you´ll fix him cuz his head is stuck way deep up his ass anyway..."

 

[elgaz]

Batman : "Look ........I get it, ok?!? I'm a little freaky, and I dress in black rubber at night ............. you swing both ways ............... I can understand why you're getting this vibe, but really, you're getting the wrong end of the stick here. You're putting 2 and 2 together and getting 5. For the last time, I'm not interested! I'm strictly a straight bat. And you'd never get this utility belt off anyway. Now leave me alone................."

Bane : "You know you want me. Don't deny it. Bane and Batman, up a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. Come here, loverboy."