The Dark Knight Rises The Dark Knight Rises Caption Thread

[iGiFF]

COME AT ME BRO.

 

[Bim]

Spoiler

Bane: The VENOM gets injected WHERE!?!?

Ouch!

Awesome stuff guys, too funny lol

 

[kvz5]

From Nolan Fans:

 

[The Infernal]

Nice find on the gif kvz5.

Bane: Hold on I've got it all written down.....

Bane: ..Right ok. When I first met Keith and Irene in a dank and inhospitable South American jail where Keith was a fellow inmate and Irene was the warden, little did I know that I'd later be giving a 'Best Man' speech at their wedding.... on the streets of Gotham and in the middle of a riot/jail break. But that's the fun about being friends with various psychotic characters.

National Guardsman #1: Stop, stop! Reverse, we can't run them over.

National Guardsman #2: Why not! They're armed with rifles and are all escaped convicts.

National Guardsman #1: Exactly. Those rifles could be government property. We can't risk breaking them.

Batman: You know, if you cough any louder you may just get the smoker's attention.

Bane: *Cough* Excuse me while I take my inhaler.

 

[rcazzy]

"Aha! I have you now, villain!"
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"Blast! I was mistaken!"
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[TDK Joker]

From Nolan Fans:

I LOVE this!!

 

[ultimatefan]

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FANBOY: The suit sucks, your voice sucks, the Tumbler s... UUUUUNGH!!

BATMAN: That´s why I hate going to Comic Con.

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: THIS guy is gonna break me?! He´s shorter than me!!

NOLAN: Gee, wait for the post-production, will ya?

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: What, I´m gonna wear the suit during the day?!

NOLAN: Take it easy, we´re gonna make a blizzard so it´s still gonna be moody and atmospheric.

BATMAN: I´m the Batman, not the f***ing Yeti!

NOLAN: Shut up.

 

[Hotwire]

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Batman: HAHAHAHA!!! QUIT... HAHA TICKLING.. HEHE.. ME!!!!

 

[Frontier]

"Wax On, Wax Off"

 

[Frontier]

"Ooh! Ouch! Charlie Horse!"

 

[Frontier]

"Huh, so Joseph Gordon-Levitt is in this movie after-all. Go figure."

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys. Gotta love that GIF of Batman tapping Bane's head.

BATMAN: "Green Lantern sent you, didn't he?"
BANE: "Which Green Lantern? There are dozens of 'em - and that's not counting the human ones."

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "So Bruce, what do you think of David Lynch's 1984 adaptation of Dune?"
BATMAN: "Well I haven't actually had time to read any of the Dune books, so I'm gonna have to judge the film based solely on itself and not as an adaptation of a book."
SUPERMAN: "Understandable."
BATMAN: "Quite so. Anyway, I wouldn't necessarily call it the terrible film that so many make it out to be, certainly it looked good and the battle scenes were well done, however it was a costly flop and it's not hard to see why. It's very long and the pace is slow with a lot of plot to digest, and even with the changes that were undoubtedly made to translate book to screen, it was probably something of a chore for those who weren't sci-fi fans or fans of the original Dune novels. Additionally, a lot of the characters aren't as fleshed out as they could be. Some believe that director David Lynch, better known for his mind bending psycho thrillers and TV's Twin Peaks, simply did not have the right mentality to direct a large scale summer popcorn film which unto itself was meant to start a franchise."
SUPERMAN: "Since Dino De Laurentiis, may he rest in peace, seemed to be looking for a sci-fi franchise that could be Unviersal's Star Trek or Star Wars, which he previously attempted with Flash Gordon."
BATMAN: "Correct. Others however, believe that the story of Dune was simply too big for one film, even a long one."
SUPERMAN: "Notice how years later the Sci-Fi channel seemed to get a better response with their TV mini-series adaptations of Dune."
BATMAN: "Which just goes to show that sometimes TV really is the better format."
SUPERMAN: "Sean Young was hot in the '84 Dune though."
BATMAN: "Yes she was."
SUPERMAN: "And I think Kyle MacLachlan's a better actor than the guy who played Paul in the TV version."
BATMAN: "Well of course you'd say that, he played you in New Frontier."
SUPERMAN: "Just acknowledging superior talent where I see it."

 

[kvz5]

 

[Goku Goes Crazy]

Batman: Hey yo Bane, I'm really happy for you, and I'm gonna let you finish, but The Joker was one of the best villains of all time. OF ALL TIME!

 

[Mister Meddle]

I must say, TDK suit looks better in daylight.

 

[Rocketman]

BATMAN: Citizens of Gotham! I don't know how to say this, but...
DO YOU LOVE ME!?
(Do you love me?)
DO YOU LOVE ME?!
NOWWW THAT IIII CAN DAAANCE...
WATCH ME NOW!

 

[SchumacherFan]

48÷2(9+3) = ????

 

[SchumacherFan]

 

[Cats]

BATMAN: "And eeeyyyyyeeeeyye will always lurrrveee yoooooou!"

GORDON: Awwww... I love you too.

 

[akfj]

Batman: Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na... BATMAN!

 

[Cats]

BANE: I'm taller than you!

BATMAN: Standing on stairs doesn't count, shorty.

 

[lord-22]

great ones guys for all of you