The "Get Violent" Video Game RPG OOC/Sign-up Thread

Seriously guys, no need to be so harsh to Spideyssuperfan. I giggled a bit when I saw the application :oldrazz:

John Madden HAS to meet up with Sam & Max. Think of the epicness that would ensue! :wow:

Gee, when I say explicitly in the application that the character's purpose will be for humor, you'd think that I know there's an air of stupidity about it.

And I agree... I can see it now.

"Hey, look! It's a bunny that can talk and a dog that wears a suit!" Madden said.

"Let me rip out his spine, Sam... just once."

"Not today, lil buddy."
 
Well...... You're sadly accepted Spidey. So go make me laugh damn it!!!!!

Well, that's the end of me in this RPG. I know I don't play a character, but I was eyeing one. No big lose. Besides, technically, John Madden doesn't appear in a game. Just on a few Madden covers and his voice is heard. No physical apperance. But, whatever. Good luck.
 
I'm warning you Spidey if you screw this up.... well I'll just let your imagination wander of what Arthas will do to him.
 
Before you make a first post I won't to make sure UK is okay with this. Got it?
 
Keep holding onto that eventuality of me caring, Byrd.

Oh, I know you don't care. So I can say this with a clear conscience: You're a crappy writer and don't deserve half the characters you have. You're about as smart as a shoe and act like a mule in heat.


Doesn't it feel good to not care? Not caring is awesome, believe me. I know :up:
 
No problemo, man.

I'm just hoping to lighten the mood a bit.

After all, when one character is a murderous Spartan, my other has got to be something upbeat!
 
Oh, I know you don't care. So I can say this with a clear conscience: You're a crappy writer and don't deserve half the characters you have. You're about as smart as a shoe and act like a mule in heat.


Doesn't it feel good to not care? Not caring is awesome, believe me. I know :up:

Didn't you leave yet?
 
I'm not going to engage in an argument with you byrd_man. You have a right to your opinion, one which others may share with you.

Should any of those people be in this game, I would encourage, and ask, them to either complement my strengths, or give me tips as to how I can improve my writing instead of arguing with and basely insulting me.
 
Both of you knock the fighting off or I'll give Twy the OK to beat the snot out of you both, back to the game.
 
Well, since he isn't taken...

(No nonsense) Application for the "Get Violent" Video Game RPG

Name of character and game that he/she/it appears in: Captain Falcon of the F-Zero series

Powers/skills/inventory of the character: Falcon's outfit is a mix of a flight suit and body armor. He is an accomplished bounty hunter, and always carries a firearm. He also has special manuvers called the Falcon Punch and Falcon Kick. The moves require a few moments of charging before being used. When they are used, Falcon's arm or leg are engulfed in the display of a firey bird as they make contact with the enemy.

Will your character be bringing any other characters, items from their game with them?: Falcon will be bringing his F-Zero racer the Blue Falcon.

Why have you chosen this character?: It's Captain Falcon-Nuff said.

Can you provide any need-to-know information about your character for players with no knowledge of that character? Rumored to be in his early 30s, Captain Falcon is renowned bounty hunter. It is rumored that he calls himself "Captain" because of possibly being a former officer of the Internova Police Force. Falcon is one of F-Zero's more well known racers.

Please provide your sample "blackout" post if your character comes from a different time to the present setting:

If you blinked, you would've missed it. Everything looked normal. The F-Zero race happening on Mute City's track had everyone's attention. Many were rooting for Captain Falcon to win the race, but everyone had the favorites. Going into the final lap, Falcon was in second, and was just inches away from taking the lead. Inside the Blue Falcon, Falcon was calm, but dripping with sweat. If he won this race, it was one step closer to getting into the Grand Prix, one step closer to victory.

"Come on, come on. Just a little closer..." Falcon muttered to himself. He caught himself trying to measure the length away he was from glorious first place. He was pushing down hard on the accelerator. Like all F-Zero racers, the Blue Falcon was going ridiculously fast. But it was at full speed, and it just couldn't seem to take first. Falcon began preparing to use his boost, which he had modified for this race. Just in case, Falcon remembered. With the finish line drawing closer and close, it looked like the new modification was about to be tested out.

Checking out all the vital moniters, Captain Falcon decided if there was ever a time to use the boost, it was now. He began flicking switches, turning knobs, and pressing buttons until he heard the machine's computer confirm his hopes. "Boost ready" it said. The finish line was seconds away, and without hesitating, Falcon pressed the button and initiated the boost. In a flash of blue light, the race was over, but the Blue Falcon, and it's driver, were nowhere to be seen.

If you blinked, you would've missed it.

Please provide a picture of your character:

Captain Falcon


The Blue Falcon
 
That's a really cool application. :up:

Why thank you, I try my best.

EDIT: What I was going for in the blackout post was the fact that F-Zero is basically a futuristic NASCAR. These are machines that are going, as stated in the blackout post, ridiculously fast. It would only really make sense (to me at least) if Captain Falcon was dragged into our universe by going too fast when trying to win a race. If I'm approved, I got a nice ironic moment prepared for the second post.
 
Falcon's accepted...

but sorry Spidey, I can't approve of Madden... I really don't want to seem like I'm bullying you or picking on you or anything, but this just isn't really applicable to our RPG.

Isn't there some other crazy platformer like Crash Bandicoot you can make comedic posts with?
 
I thought about Crash, but I'm not sure if he can speak...

However, I've noticed our villains list is looking rather sparce.

Is Dr. Neo Cortex available for play?
 
I'll post as Link ASAP. About the whole Madden application, maybe he would be better off not being a character but more like an unseen narrator, making comedic jokes and observing everyone's adventures, sorta like god, but illiterate and funny.

EDIT: Nevermind, already solved.
 
Wasn't there a rule about having to be an original video game character anyways?
 

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