The Good Citizens of Metropolis: The Casting Thread

[Lily Adler]

2025, I bet.

They'll release it and The Batman the same year. One Summer and one Holiday.

 

[Eddie Dean]

I think my choice of Judy Greer as Martha Kent was brilliant tbh

 

[Sawyer]

I think my choice of Judy Greer as Martha Kent was brilliant tbh

Either of the Kents being that young is a sin against nature… but that’s not bad.

 

[Alien Anal]

 

[Eddie Dean]

He is a rather little fellow

 

[Alien Anal]

He is a rather little fellow

Hollyweird magic, Supes doesn't need to be a towering skyscraper, he is young still? Supes boots give him some extra height so he does seem bigger than Clark? Many ways around it.

And the one I will keep fighting for

 

[Lily Adler]

Bad enough he survived the Glee curse. Now you want to risk the Superman one?

 

[Alien Anal]

Bad enough he survived the Glee curse. Now you want to risk the Superman one?

With that attitude, anyone we suggest is gonna be dancing around the Superman curse. We must choooose wisely

 

[Lily Adler]

With that attitude, anyone we suggest is gonna be dancing around the Superman curse. We must choooose wisely

Exactly. George Reeves. Suicide. Chris Reeve. Quadrapilegic. Dean Cain. MAGA. Tom Welling. Doll Teeth. Brandon Routh. Hallmark Channel. Tyler Hoechlin. Cancelled probably. Henry Cavill. Flopped, fired, rehired, psyche, fired.

It's a tricky game.

 

[flickchick85]

"Doll Teeth" killed me.

 

[Sawyer]

Exactly. George Reeves. Suicide. Chris Reeve. Quadrapilegic. Dean Cain. MAGA. Tom Welling. Doll Teeth. Brandon Routh. Hallmark Channel. Tyler Hoechlin. Cancelled probably. Henry Cavill. Flopped, fired, rehired, psyche, fired.

It's a tricky game.

Honestly, most of those are less “Superman curse” than “Career in Hollywood curse”.

Aside from Cain, who’s just the curse of being a dip****.

 

[Lily Adler]

Honestly, most of those are less “Superman curse” than “Career in Hollywood curse”.

Aside from Cain, who’s just the curse of being a dip****.

Welling getting rid of his human teeth?

 

[Alien Anal]

Welling getting rid of his human teeth?

Isn't that just typical Hollyweird?

 

[flickchick85]

Welling getting rid of his human teeth?

Yes that is 100% a Hollywood Curse.

 

[Lily Adler]

Hilary Duff's flirtation with veneers war flashbacks...

 

[Deck Rickard]

It truly is a shame that Welling’s career has taken such a nosedive that he can no longer afford adequate dental care and has been forced to get wooden teeth. But at least he never put on the Superman costume. Because you know. If he did that, it would all be over.

 

[C Prometheus]

Exactly. George Reeves. Suicide. Chris Reeve. Quadrapilegic. Dean Cain. MAGA. Tom Welling. Doll Teeth. Brandon Routh. Hallmark Channel. Tyler Hoechlin. Cancelled probably. Henry Cavill. Flopped, fired, rehired, psyche, fired.

It's a tricky game.

I actually think Hoechlin is probably safe. He seems to have inherited the Superman Voice Actors' Spell, instead of the Superman Curse, where he ends up voicing Sephiroth in a video game after playing Superman.

 

[Sawyer]

*prepares to defend Mandy Moore as a candidate for Lois Lane against naysayers based on how much she killed it on This Is Us, and how her performance never got the award attention/respect she deserved*

*sees that Max Landis, of all ****ing people, already had that idea with his Death of Superman thing*

Oh no, it’s ruined…

 

[Lily Adler]

*prepares to defend Mandy Moore as a candidate for Lois Lane against naysayers based on how much she killed it on This Is Us, and how her performance never got the award attention/respect she deserved*

*sees that Max Landis, of all ****ing people, already had that idea with his Death of Superman thing*

Oh no, it’s ruined…

If any Disney Princess has to be Lois, I'm gonna go with Raya, Moana, or Maribel.

 

[Eddie Dean]

Mandy Moore will be playing the role of Ma Kent in her old lady makeup from This Is Us, sorry to inform

 

[Sawyer]

Mandy Moore will be playing the role of Ma Kent in her old lady makeup from This Is Us, sorry to inform

Well as long as we’ve all come around to old Kents, then I’ll allow it.

 

[WatchProtect]

Jonathan Kent- Stanley Tucci

 

[Lily Adler]

Jonathan Kent- Stanley Tucci

Stanley Tucci as everyone. I need his Lois Lane!

 

[Dark Raven]

Exactly. George Reeves. Suicide. Chris Reeve. Quadrapilegic. Dean Cain. MAGA. Tom Welling. Doll Teeth. Brandon Routh. Hallmark Channel. Tyler Hoechlin. Cancelled probably. Henry Cavill. Flopped, fired, rehired, psyche, fired.

It's a tricky game.

What's this about doll teeth?

 

[flickchick85]

What's this about doll teeth?

Spoiler: Old teeth

Spoiler: New teeth