The Amazing Spider-Man The Spider-Man reboot caption thread

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Elite, cool one Neil!

 

[Panthro]

BOWFINGER: Stunt drivers. okay, you ready to do one?

GARFIELD: Sure. they're going really fast! Yeesh!

BOWFINGER: ACTION!!

BOWFINGER: Come on, Andrew, action!!

BOWFINGER:ACTION!!

GARFIELD:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Hahahahaha

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks a lot guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

WEBB: Andrew, where the hell are you going?! We´re still shooting!!

ANDREW: I don´t care, they just released the first pic of Anne Hathaway in the Catwoman suit!! Can´t miss that one!!

 

[eledoremassis02]

Grand theft spidey!

 

[Panthro]

WEBB: Andrew, where the hell are you going?! We´re still shooting!!

ANDREW: I don´t care, they just released the first pic of Anne Hathaway in the Catwoman suit!! Can´t miss that one!!

Bwahahahahahahaha

 

[PSYLENTGuardian]

SPIDEY: Some people ignore the fact that the area where my belt is supposed to be is significantly darker than the regular blue areas. I have a darn belt, people!

 

[Immortalfire]

"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man, no time to talk. Music loud and women warm, I been kicked around since I was born..."

 

[chaseter]

brb

Goin to the tailor.

 

[Panthro]

"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man, no time to talk. Music loud and women warm, I been kicked around since I was born..."

Aw ya beat me to it!

 

[SPider-T0rch]

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Grand theft spidey!

There's a patch in GTAIV

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guy!!

 

[ultimatefan]

ANGRY FANBOY DRIVER: You`ll pay for those red stripes, motherf***er!!!

ANDREW: HEEEELP!!! Who let that weirdo into the shoot?!

ANGRY FANBOY DRIVER: You can run, but you can´t hide, b****!!

 

[Immortalfire]

Spidey: *singing* Give my regards to Broadway, remember me to Herald Square...."

Aunt May: Shut the hell up!

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Spider-Man: *Thinking* Somehow the metal in my footware reminds me of Spider-Man India
Driver: Get the F*** out of the way moron
Spider-Man: Wait till I go out of the way, then move

 

[Hotwire]

Webb: HEY!! Where are you going!!!
Spidey: Running from the raging fanboys!!! HELLLLLP!

 

[ultimatefan]

As usual, the fanboy rage is for no good reason. It´s still a perfectly recognizable Spidey costume with minor changes. They b****ed for years for the frikking mechanical webshooters an now won´t even be happy that they got them.

 

[A Necessary Evil]

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Severus!

 

[A Necessary Evil]

No problem man

This and your Batman captions are hilarious

 

[ultimatefan]

SPIDEY: What, these are my jogging superhero boots! Just cuz I got superpowers, doesn´t mean I don´t benefit from cardio!

 

[Spectacular23]

As usual, the fanboy rage is for no good reason. It´s still a perfectly recognizable Spidey costume with minor changes. They b****ed for years for the frikking mechanical webshooters an now won´t even be happy that they got them.

I love the fact that we got em. No B****ing here
Those metal things i heard were magnets for the stuntman. But this is for another thread. Your captions are hilarious keep them coming

 

[Panthro]

SPIDEY: What, these are my jogging superhero boots! Just cuz I got superpowers, doesn´t mean I don´t benefit from cardio!

Bwahahahahahahahaha

Yours was funny too Hotwire.

 

[ultimatefan]

Hahahaha, those suckers think I have the web shooters now... Little they know this is just my Power Balance wristband....