Thor caption thread - Part 1

[Panthro]

THOR: "Fear not fair maiden, I'll not let this Anakin Skywalker person harm you!"
JANE: "Of all the superheroes in the world and I get stuck with the one who's also a Star Wars fanboy."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

JANE: Faith is when you say everything is possible. Insanity is when you mean it.
THOR: Whoa.

 

[BigThor]

Pure comedy, Ultimate t:

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys!

JANE: Faith is when you say everything is possible. Insanity is when you mean it.
THOR: Whoa.

Hahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

JANE: "This one time at band camp I shoved a flute up my pu$$y."
THOR: ""

 

[Punk&ComicBooks]

^

 

[BigThor]

JANE: "This one time at band camp I shoved a flute up my pu$$y."
THOR: ""

HAHAHAHA

 

[Panthro]

Thanks guys

 

[ultimatefan]

PORTMAN: Hah. now that I won an Oscar, I don´t have to give a crap to this comic book movie anymore!

THOR: Damn you, woman! What am I gonna do now?!

JAIMIE ALEXANDER: Well, you can spend more screentime with me...

THOR: Praise the mighty Odin!

 

[Panthro]

PORTMAN: Hah. now that I won an Oscar, I don´t have to give a crap to this comic book movie anymore!

THOR: Damn you, woman! What am I gonna do now?!

JAIMIE ALEXANDER: Well, you can spend more screentime with me...

THOR: Praise the mighty Odin!

 

[BigThor]

Good one

 

[elgaz]

Jane : "You do know that is possibly the most vile coat I have EVER seen on a man? Like seriously, who taught you how to dress ...... the Hulk? Are there no mirrors in Asgard??"
Thor : "Silence, treacherous wench! Before I cast thee asunder into thine flames!"

 

[BigThor]

Hahahaha, I like that one Elgaz t:

 

[ultimatefan]

WHAT THOR IS SAYING:

THOR: All that matters to me is to love you and nurture you, to satisfy all your emotional needs, to discuss all that needs to be discussed, to just talk and hold your hand when all you want is to talk and hold my hand...


WHAT HE´S ACTUALLY THINKING ABOUT:

 

[Panthro]

WHAT THOR IS SAYING:

THOR: All that matters to me is to love you and nurture you, to satisfy all your emotional needs, to discuss all that needs to be discussed, to just talk and hold your hand when all you want is to talk and hold my hand...


WHAT HE´S ACTUALLY THINKING ABOUT:

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

Jane : "You do know that is possibly the most vile coat I have EVER seen on a man? Like seriously, who taught you how to dress ...... the Hulk? Are there no mirrors in Asgard??"
Thor : "Silence, treacherous wench! Before I cast thee asunder into thine flames!"

Hahahahahahaha

 

[3dman27]

PORTMAN: Hah. now that I won an Oscar, I don´t have to give a crap to this comic book movie anymore!

THOR: Praise the mighty Odin!

mortal,i say thee NAY

 

[kedrell]

Natalie: "Ok,so if I sleep with you then you'll agree to kick Mike Huckabee's @$$?"
Thor: "Verily."

 

[Panthro]

Natalie: "Ok,so if I sleep with you then you'll agree to kick Mike Huckabee's @$$?"
Thor: "Verily."

Hahahahahahahahaha

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Cool one Ked!

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: So, according to actual Norse mythology, I´m a crass, sleazy, bullish kinda guy?

JANE: That is correct.

THOR: That was a cool thing to learn now that we´re all alone together in the dark, my b****!

JANE: Oh, crap.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: So, according to actual Norse mythology, I´m a crass, sleazy, bullish kinda guy?

JANE: That is correct.

THOR: That was a cool thing to learn now that we´re all alone together in the dark, my b****!

JANE: Oh, crap.

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: I don´t feel so good, nurse Foster, can you please examine me?

JANE: Actually, in the movie I´m not a nurse, I´m an astrophysicist.

THOR: Stupid Hollywood, now all superhero girlfriends have to be scientists or lawyers, they´re ruining it for us!!

 

[Vartha]

heh turn your head and Cough comes to mind

 

[Panthro]

THOR: I don´t feel so good, nurse Foster, can you please examine me?

JANE: Actually, in the movie I´m not a nurse, I´m an astrophysicist.

THOR: Stupid Hollywood, now all superhero girlfriends have to be scientists or lawyers, they´re ruining it for us!!

Bwahahahahahahaha, poor Thor...