Confession is good for the Hype. - Part 10

[Piper Maru]

I confess that I'm an old broken down piece of meat... and I'm alone. And I deserve to be all alone. I just don't want you to hate me.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I confess that I'm an old broken down piece of meat... and I'm alone. And I deserve to be all alone. I just don't want you to hate me.

I won't
And remember, you are our favorite costumer

 

[Bruce Banner]

Two of my closest friends (one being one of the few people I care deeply for) have implied and then flat out said that I'm a broken man. It was a wonderful boost for morale...

 

[DarkSovereignty]

I confess that I'm an old broken down piece of meat... and I'm alone. And I deserve to be all alone. I just don't want you to hate me.

Here's an Oscar for the pain.

 

[E-Man]

Two of my closest friends (one being one of the few people I care deeply for) have implied and then flat out said that I'm a broken man. It was a wonderful boost for morale...

Was what they said true? Did they give you a reason why they feel that way, or did they just say it and then let you sit in your own self pity while they walked away in slow motion?

 

[Bruce Banner]

Was what they said true? Did they give you a reason why they feel that way, or did they just say it and then let you sit in your own self pity while they walked away in slow motion?

One has known me since middle school and the other knows me better than my family. Those two never met and they both happened to have said that so I guess there is some truth to it.

I missed out on the slow motion, those lazy ***ches.

 

[E-Man]

One has known me since middle school and the other knows me better than my family. Those two never met and they both happened to have said that so I guess there is some truth to it.

I missed out on the slow motion, those lazy ***ches.

What do you think makes you broken? Is it because of certain reactions you have to things? Is it because you seem to focus on the negative instead of the positive? Is it because you have a cold heart that needs to be warmed by a cool island song? Either way it goes, beat them by fixing yourself and then doing crotch chops to celebrate your victory over those foes.

 

[Bruce Banner]

What do you think makes you broken? Is it because of certain reactions you have to things? Is it because you seem to focus on the negative instead of the positive? Is it because you have a cold heart that needs to be warmed by a cool island song? Either way it goes, beat them by fixing yourself and then doing crotch chops to celebrate your victory over those foes.

A case can be made for any of those, but I'm definitely getting colder and distrusting.

But yeah, in the end I'll have to fix things. Obviously won't be over night.

 

[E-Man]

The best way to overcome you being broken is to get your ass on Skype.

 

[Lily Adler]

I confess I prefer the 5-Hour Energy Mom commercial over the *****e who finds Big Foot and does all this supposed incredible things. I know they're marketed toward different demographics, but if that company believes young men want to be like that then screw them.

 

[Piper Maru]

I confess that I want to get into the Doctor Who series. Can someone tell me where to start?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I don't like to eat turkey, it doesn't taste good anymore
Chicken still tastes great

 

[James]

I confess that I want to get into the Doctor Who series. Can someone tell me where to start?

I had that same urge some months so ago, and started with the Christopher Eccleston stuff. Season 1, 2005. The first episode is called "Rose". I'm still not caught up to the current season, but what I have seen so far has been a lot of fun.

 

[Piper Maru]

I don't like to eat turkey, it doesn't taste good anymore
Chicken still tastes great

How do you feel about turkey bacon?

I had that same urge some months so ago, and started with the Christopher Eccleston stuff. Season 1, 2005. The first episode is called "Rose". I'm still not caught up to the current season, but what I have seen so far has been a lot of fun.

I'll give it a go!

 

[Spider-Aziz]

How do you feel about turkey bacon?

Hate bacon, period
Though I like smoked turkey

 

[Manic]

I confess that I want to get into the Doctor Who series. Can someone tell me where to start?

I had that same urge some months so ago, and started with the Christopher Eccleston stuff. Season 1, 2005. The first episode is called "Rose". I'm still not caught up to the current season, but what I have seen so far has been a lot of fun.

Or you can start at season 5 from 2010. This show sorta re-introduces itself to new viewers every few seasons.

 

[Hobgoblin]

I'm getting real tired of my boss's crap. She was the one that hired me at my current job and was eventually transferred to a new store several years ago. We didnt like each other much years ago but I did try to stay respectful and professional with her. Back in October she was transferred back to my store and while I wasnt happy about it, I have tried to put the past behind me and work with her.

Last night she really tried my patience. I work in a supermarket deli and Friday is always our busy night. Lot's of running around to do. Apparently she thought my sole duty was to stay on the counter and serve customers and not get our othger duties done when I had a chance. Three times when I was working on something she wanted to know where I had "disappeared to." There were no customers at the counter when I left to take care of something, I cant help it if they showed up when I was gone. If I hadnt done those other chores (making salads, getting more product for the counter, getting pizzas for a customer) I would have been accused of not doing my job.

Then she walks out and shows us all a paper reminding us of daylight savings time. She shoved it in my face and said "See?!" A co-worker corrected what she said, that we move an hour ahead, not back. I took the paper from her, shoved it in her face and said "See?!" She ignored me.

Later, she talekd to me about a bad "shop" we got back. (A secret shopper grades us on our customer service.) It was uncertain which employee the customer was talking about, as they said the employee wasnt wearing a name tag but was a blond male. I have black hair and always wear my tag.) As the boss talked to me about it, I chuckled that we were talking about our mystery blond employee. She gave me a look and said "Yes, our blond." Then she asked me for a dollar to see next weeks schedule. I told her "Not for you."

If she expects me to be the same nervous new hire that refused to talk back that I was 7 years ago, she is in for a surprise.

 

[Piper Maru]

^

Surprise her by mushroom tapping her on the forehead.

 

[Piper Maru]

I confess that I just finished eating a large peperoni pizza by myself. I am not ashamed by it whatsoever.

 

[Lily Adler]

I confess that I love the Cadbury Bunny. It's so cute when they sync the 'bawk-bawk' sound effect with its mouth movement.

Also I confess I love Demi Lovato but I don't like her new song (lyrically), even though it gets stuck in my head.

 

[Hobgoblin]

I'm confessing amusement that the guy in junior high school that gave me crap every day was arrested in Arizona last May for "trafficking stolen property in the second degree" and for robbery.

I always knew that moron was going nowhere.

 

[Rodrigo90]

I confess that I saw an episode of Toddlers and Tiaras and was absolutely disgusted.

 

[Schlosser85]

I confess that I saw an episode of Toddlers and Tiaras and was absolutely disgusted.

That show is disgusting.

I don't know how absent from reality those "mothers" (a term I use extraordinarily loosely, as they act like parasitic showbiz managers) have to be to willingly appear on this show and think it portrays them remotely flatteringly to anyone with a sliver of decency.

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

I confess...I'm bored

 

[Piper Maru]

Ball in a cup is pretty exciting I hear.