Why would you just order a hamburger? What are you? Lactose intolerant? Do you have smelly farts if you eat dairy?![]()
You want bacon with that?
Your first mistake was going to a fast food restaurant for a burger.
People who claim that 30 is the new 20?
Who said "20 don't count"?
Also, those zinc lozenges help too. Just don't go to crazy with them, because they can temporarily numb your sense of taste if you have too many in a short amount of time.3 a day was perfect for me.
Believe me, I felt a sore throat coming on 1.5 weeks before my wedding and I was like, "NOOOOO." I did all that (and kept warm too) and never got sick.![]()
I told the girl at the counter to ditch the receipt.Or, if you didn't open it, you can take it back.
I guess I'm saving it for later because I don't drink.Well, Cough Syrup doesn't spoil, so that's 10 bucks you won't have to spend later. Or, you could mix it with some Hennesy and get yoself one hell of a buzz.![]()
I thought it was cough syrup and sprite?Well, Cough Syrup doesn't spoil, so that's 10 bucks you won't have to spend later. Or, you could mix it with some Hennesy and get yoself one hell of a buzz.![]()
Listen to audiobooks instead.
I hate that I don't read as much as I'd like to. I have a **** load of free time, and instead of reading or doing something constructive, I sit in front of my TV like an *******. I should work on that.
Or you can listen to the Spill.com podcasts because books? forget that mess.
*realizing i'm the worst librarian ever*
i'm sort of the opposite. i have all these movies i should be watching or catching up on but then i think 'i have to finish one of my books'
podcasts do not interest me in the slightest
I don't have the attention span to listen to someone talk. Podcasts don't work for me.
I hate that I don't write as often as I used to.