Equint and DL bring you..........Pick-up lines for psychos!!!

[Alpha and Omega]

Hey c'mon, where are you going? Don't walk away from me; if you don't sleep w/ me, it'll be the last thing you ever welch out on!!

 

[Batman]

Could I borrow a quarter? 'cause I just want to call your mother for a three way.

 

[C.F. Kane]

Girl you got betters breasts and thighs than KFC!

 

[Sava]

Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

 

[Batman]

Are your legs tired? Cause you've been runnin through my mind ALL day. From me. And my chainsaw.

 

[DBella]

Hahaha!! OMG!! What a hilarious thread!
Question is... Do these lines ever work for any of you?

 

[DOG LIPS]

Hahaha!! OMG!! What a hilarious thread!
Question is... Do these lines ever work for any of you?

Yes.


















No.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Hi, how are you? Good. . . well that's real swell. . . Ya know, if you were my girlfriend, we wouldn't even have to sleep together. You could just let me sleep on the carpet flooring next to your bed and pretend I was good enough to be at your side. . . . ah screw it, I sleep in the woods, I don't have any family, and I've a short fuse. Do you mind if I sleep on the couch? It's just for tonight. . . ya know, maybe a few days, if a week's not okay?

 

[DOG LIPS]

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.




.....and liver.

 

[Equint77]

let's find this girl and use all these lines on her.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Hahaha!! OMG!! What a hilarious thread!
Question is... Do these lines ever work for any of you?

Of course Bella. This is Grade-A merchandise and the fellas are practically giving it away. JAL, GAH, Super Flight: Take notes.

 

[Batman]

Baby, if I had eleven roses and you, I'd have eleven roses and a dead body in my trunk.

 

[Batman]

let's find this girl and use all these lines on her.

... Works for me.

 

[DBella]

Baby, if I had eleven roses and you, I'd have eleven roses and a dead body in my trunk.

OMG!! Psycho!!!

 

[DOG LIPS]

let's find this girl and use all these lines on her.

Sounds like a plan to me.

 

[POWdER-man]

I bet you taste good. With a side of fava beans.

 

[DBella]

Of course Bella. This is Grade-A merchandise and the fellas are practically giving it away. JAL, GAH, Super Flight: Take notes.

Someone should compile this awesome stuff into a book. I'd buy it for laughs and laugh at the people who came up with such...uhh... lame lines.

 

[Batman]

OMG!! Psycho!!!

 

[DOG LIPS]

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

 

[The Lizard]

"Would you like to be Bible buddies?"

 

[DOG LIPS]

Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I'd love to tap that ass.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Would you mind having dinner w/ me and then allowing me to chew on your finger nail clippings?

 

[Batman]

Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together. Also 1, 8, and 7.

 

[DOG LIPS]

(To her friend)

Excuse me, do you know who I am?

No.

Good, then you can't identify me when she doesn't come home.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I'm good at math. U+I=69