Hype Vegas

[NDX]

I should not have read that before heading offline. Just know that's going to somehow ruin my day.

 

[Hunter Rider]

I should not have read that before heading offline.

why ?

 

[NDX]

why ?

Read the edit to the post. Something from that story will somehow come up during the day in some strange way that will just completely ruin it (as if my days aren't already **** on a daily basis). It always happens like that.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Spoons:"the bossman said no entry to his hizzy fruit booty"

Lobo:"Sh....she....she's a HE!!!"

With that he ran on

Doglips:"pwnt"

Bella:"HOLY BUTTCRACK!!!!........FA you've melted Michael Jackson!!!!"

Doglips:"..............."

FA:"............................"

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[Lobo]

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[Hunter Rider]

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What you escaped before Marty had he...his wayt:

 

[Lobo]

What you escaped before Marty had he...his wayt:

I know but still, at least it wasnt Jacko in diguise Seriously tho Keep it coming bro

 

[enterthemadness]

Good chapter, man. Keep it up.

 

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

another hunter story i'm not in!

 

[green]

another hunter story i'm not in!

Be careful of what you wish for.t:

 

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

I'm thinking of doing my own..a take on C.S.I...


hmmm.

 

[Bad Superman]

**Waiting for Chapter 4 while having another bottle of JD**

Good stuff!!!

 

[Hunter Rider]

another hunter story i'm not in!

Patiencelike i told Morgy it's a branching story,new guests all the time,you Showy,Bad and Cine are all in the chapter 5 which will also see Doc Ock step up his game

 

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

.. i have oodles.

 

[Hunter Rider]

Part 4

Kmack,DL and FA made their way into the Hypecito,it was 9.00 in the morning,they had been up all night cleaning up the remains of MJ and hiding them.Bella had gotten Kmack to help DL and FA because she knew her way around Vegas better than any of them and Bella was needed at Hypestique

As they entered the Foyer they split up and Kmack headed towards the front desk where a tall gaunt man was signing in.

Kmack:"hi there,hope you enjoy your stay"

The man introduced himself as JAL

JAL:"I'm here for the Jessica Alba convention"

Farmerfran:"erm...excuse me JAL you misspelled your name when you signed in,you put LJA"

JAL:"whoops.....sorry about that"

He signed in,just then 2 more guests arrived at the front Desk,the first was a tall Albino man who signed in as DR NDX

Kmack:"who is that ?"

Farmerfran:"That's DR NDX,he's the world renowned Penis surgeon"

NDX overheard and spun around

NDX:"my dear,i prefer to think of what i do,not as surgery but as phallic art"

he turned and walked off towards the elevator

the 2nd guest who was waitng made a grunting noise........he stood at least 6'2 and wore a long black trenchcoat and had a stocking cap on his head with some versace shades to complete his look

Kmack:"hey there,i'm Kmack the entertainment host,if you want to catch any shows while you're here i'm your girl"

The man introuduced himself as Sabretooth(Sabre) in a cold Clint Eastwood-esque tone

Sabre:"The names Tooth.....*sniff*.....Sabretooth"

Sabre took the elevator up to his room and entered,he took off his coat and shades and opened his attache case,just as he did that his phone rang

Sabre:"yes.i'm in,it will go down tonight"

He turned to his case and there was the parts of a USG-50 Sniper rifle.......he quickly put it together and checked the sights
They were aligned perfectly.....he smirked and went over to the window and set himself......through the scope he could see a pink Ferrari pulling up,it had a man in it flamboyantly dressed in a white leather suit,with a black silk shirt and his hairy chest exposed,his little dog(a pekingese) was sitting next to him,it was green.Dew's hairdresser....Sabre pulled the trigger and shot the front right side tire out

green:"What in the name of Elton was that!"

He got out his car as Doglips came out to see what the comotion was

Doglips:"looks llike your tire popped green bean,i'll get it fixed for ya"

green:"that's hardly the point Doglips darling,it frightened the living crap out of pookie"

green picked up the pekingese and sashayed inside

Big Ex was on the Casino floor

Big EX:"oh god it's clipper boy,come to extort my wife out of a few hundred for a rinse and perm ?"

green:"Oh exy my old fruit,i'll have you know that i am the man that kept Michael Bolton looking like 210lbs of walking sex for 15 years"

Big EX:"oh leave it out you couldn't get a gig cutting my toenails"

green:"jealousy Exy,just because you have no hair to style"

Big Ex:"curse you ya goofy mincer"

they both started laughing and hugged

green:"where's her majesty ?"

Big Ex:"She's in my office just go up"

green headed off to do Dew's hair

NDX settled into his room and took a salt bath which softened his skin so he could peel off the dead parts

As he was doing this a shadow came over his room,it was JAL,he had used the bed sheets to scale down the building to NDX's room

As NDX came out of the bathroom in his robe JAL crashed through the window and drew a gun

NDX:"Christ on a bike what are you doing ?"

JAL:"I know you're that penis guy,i need an op and i can't pay for one so you are gonna do it or I'll kill you"


Holly approached the front desk

Holly:"hey whatever your name is i heard a rich doctor just checked in where is he ?"

Farmerfran:"he's in room 239"

Holly:"Good,i need a whale,it's been a slow week and Mr Akita canceled his trip because his wife died,the selfish b1tch"

Back in NDX's room

NDX:"errrrrrr I'm actually here on vacation i don't have all my tools with me to enlarge..."

JAL:"No!! see i knew you'd think i wanted my dong stretched but i don't,i want you to remove a tattoo from my penis"

NDX:"ok but why did you get one there ?"

JAL:" 2 years ago i was a massive Lyndsey Lohan fan ,in tribute i had her name tattooed on my member but then i met my Jessie...."

he stared into space

JAL:"and with her convention this weekend i need it removed before she See's it"

NDX:"What in the blue hell makes you think she'll be seeing it ?"

JAL:"..............................:"

NDX:"you're crazy"

JAL:"shut up,we will be together"

NDX:"................."

JAL:"not you and me,me and Jess,i only want you to touch my penis in a professional way"

NDX:"Ok then,let me see what i can do"

JAL whipped it out

NDX:"Oh god"

Just then Holly burst in the door

Holly:"hey doctor cockter i'm here to be your guide to the tables..................ewwwwwwwwww what are you doing ?"

JAL spun round and Holly Screamed

Holly:"UGH get away from me"

She pushed JAL who stumbled back and fell out the window,NDX tried to grab him but got caught in JAL's momentum and they both plummeted out the window

Holly:"Oh god noooooooooo!!!!!!"

Doglips ran into the room

Doglips:"what the hell happened"

Holly:"The penis doc and the weirdo fell to their deaths"

Doglips put his arm around Holly

Doglips:"It's ok seetcheeks it wasn;t your fault"

Holly:"like i give a rats ass,what's pissing me off is i never god the bleed that doc dry before he fell"

Holly pushed away DL's arm and stormed out of the room

Doglips:"................"

His phone rang

Doglips:"Hey Sarge"

Sarge:"we need you down here,The Amazing Lee and his group the fartsacks are arriving an hour earlier than expected"

DL ran to the elevator and headed to the casino floor

To Be Continued.............

 

[Bad Superman]

Hunter, NDX and JAL's fall must be "Departedrized", only funnier. Loved #4.

 

[The FallenAngel]

Awesome stuff hunter.

And awesome, I got to kill MJ.

 

[DBella]

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My favorite part too! That was freakin' hilaruios!! When MJ checked in, I figured he will not leave this place alive due to the presence of a few incompetent fools. I would love to see the videotape of MJ melting.

 

[DBella]

Btw, I love Arctic but this so far far more superior.

 

[Hunter Rider]

Part 5

Sarge and DL stood in the Foyer as a giant stretch hummer pulled up to the front of the hypecito
The Amazing Lee(TAL)and the fartsacks got out along with their roadie Wilhelm(Wil) and TAL's groupie Spidermanluvr28(SML)
TAL strolled up to DL and introduced the fartsacks as Socrates(Lead Guitar),Sava(drums) and Twitch(Keyboards)

Doglips:"so what made you call the band fartsacks ?"

TAL:"it's cutting edge.......it says we won't be judged for who we are.....like emitting stinky gas from your anus we can't be denied as part of life.........*Breathes deeply*..........We are Rock and Roll"

SML:"OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD!!! Lee is like so totally deep!"

TAL:"Thanks Babe"

Doglips:"Well shall we get you settled in ?"

TAL:"Sure mate"

DL took each member up to their suite,Socrates was the last to get to his room and as DL turned to leave he called him back

Socrates:"Hey man i dunno if you read the tabloids but i kinda have a thing going with Maggie Grace,y'know the chick that got killed on LOST ?"

Doglips:"Yeah sure i know who you mean"

Socrates:"Well tonight she's coming to the concert anonymously and then we have a romantic meal planned,i want you to make sure she gets access to the Hypecito and the concert at Hypestique without anyone getting wind of her being here"

Doglips:"consider it done"

DL strode off down the corridor and bumped into the Roadie Wil,he had a bottle of whisky in his hand and didn't look like he'd seen a bath in a week

Doglips:"Hey man it must be great working with a big rock act"

Wil:"pffft.....*burp*.....ya shhhink so ? huh ? i used to Roadie for the zeppelin.......the bestest band in the whole wide world....*burp*...........these pock runks i...i mean rock punks wouldn't know hardcore rock if they stumbled into a Rolling Stones concert......*burp*............now pissh off"


Sarge spent the afternoon overseeing the set up of the stage for the evenings show,around 8:30 everyone started gathering into Hypestique for the big concert,DL made sure Maggie got in and Lobo had the evening off.
Ock and Sym arrived as guests of Ex and around 9.00PM Dew took to the stage,green sat in the wings clapping frantically

green:"oh god you look wonderful,your hair is a an 11 baby,you work that thang girlfriend"

Across the other side of the casino Ock's slot machines started to move,suddenly the backs off 6 of the machines came off and out came 6 men all dressed in black

the 7th and 8th machines backs came off,from one stepped Robo in a metallic three piece suit from the other Showtime appeared with a boiler suit on engraved with a silk S on the back

Smoke started to appear from the 9th machine and the back came flying off,out stepped Bad Superman(BS)with a cigar in one hand and an Uzi in the other

The final machine rocked a bit and then the back dropped off,out stepped Cinemaman

now standing in the Hypecito was the 4 horsemen of the hypepocolypse,the most feared splinter faction of the Russian mafia

BS:"so what do you think this place would do in Russia Cine ??"

Cine:"i think $250M opening weekend"

The 4 men and their minions made their way through the deserted Hypecito taking out the few stragglers not at the concert

Dew:" OK people Ive entertained you enough it's time for the worlds #1 rock group THE FARTSACKS!!!"

The fartsacks made their way onstage minus Socrates who was still in the bathroom,something he had eaten earlier had rifted on him

Suddenly there was gunfire and several guests dropped

Cine:"We are the 4 horsemen of the Hypepocolypse and we are now in charge"

Ex went to make a move but Ock pulled a gun on him

Ock:" be smart ex"

he nodded to Ex's left where Sym was standing with a gun pointed at Dew

green:"Oh heavens to gertrude whatever you do don't get blood on her hair!"

In the crossfire Sarge had been hit in the arm and Kmack and Bella quickly tore off parts of their dresses to bandage the wound

Sarge:"Almost makes it worth getting shot"

The girls smiled and shook their heads

Robo:"Now you may think this is just an act of terrorism but i assure it isn't it's actually part of the healing from the cold war,this is a joint venture"

Big Ex:"what the hell are talking about ?"

Cine:"let me show you"

He pointed to the Hypestique doorway and in walked pimpdaddy Sage and his muscle Spoons

Sage:"Well howdy doody playa's,i see the wimmens is fine and the don p is flowing"

Cine:"now we must make a statement that we are indeed very serious about what we are doing here tonight"

Cine then proceeded to shoot Twitch and Sava dead.....

Showtime:"Lets take one more,inee meenee minee moe"

with that he shot a random member of the audience dead..........it was Maggie Grace

Socrates was standing in the wings,he'd came from the bathroom when he heard the shots........he wanted to scream out but he held it in and a steely glaze came over his face,he crept back into the body of the casino

Wil:"Aggggghhhhhhh............you tucking rools...*burp*......when i was jung we knew how to pash a carty.."

Sym:"Silence fool and get on the floor"

Wil:"Shut your cakehole you bucking ritch"

Sym shot him dead

Sym:"I warned him darling:"

Sym and Ock shared a passioante clinch

Cine:"Ok Sage are your men here?"

Sage:"Of course my man,Spoons get the boys on the Hypecito vault immediately"

Spoons:"Yes bossman"

Cine:"Good.....no one else need die unless someone tries to be a hero"

The Hypecito was under siege........

To Be Continued......

 

[The FallenAngel]

Oh snap!

 

[green]

Hunter, you're lucky I can take a joke.







t:
Keep up the good work.

 

[enterthemadness]

serious.

I hope someone tries to be a hero. good chapter.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Why do i always get killed right away?

i guess people living out there dreams.

 

[Hunter Rider]

Why do i always get killed right away?

i guess people living out there dreams.

Hey you had dialogue and a story,Twitch and Sava bit the bullet without a line