Revenge of the *Official* Relationship Advice Thread

[Hound55]

I consider myself rather an expert in identifying the signals in which a woman is interested in sex.

First, after besting any other guys establishing that I'm the dominant alpha male in the area, I let the woman know that I'm interested in her by butting my head up against her and making short but loud grunts.

If she receptive, we go to a secluded place, whether it be mine or her place, or a back alley, where we do the traditional mating dance as we circle each other.

She then presents herself, and I'm sure you know the rest.

Any signal more subtle than the girl humping my leg I miss completely...

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

That chick I bailed on earlier called me back. Stuff happened, and she's lying naked next to me in bed right now.

 

[Babs Gordon]

Smooth.

 

[Hound55]

Aunt Petunia, do you want to come clean and explain how you "Punk'd" him now..?

# The Crying Game theme plays #

 

[Erzengel]

That chick I bailed on earlier called me back. Stuff happened, and she's lying naked next to me in bed right now.

Now punch her.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

That chick I bailed on earlier called me back. Stuff happened, and she's lying naked next to me in bed right now.

She's lying naked next to you... and you're hunched over a laptop on the effin' Hype? Dude, congratulations, but put this away before she sees it.

 

[Erzengel]

Cuddling is for suckers.

Anyways, new images of TDKR can be on SHH at anytime. Sex is great and all but those pictures need to be seen.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

She's lying naked next to you... and you're hunched over a laptop on the effin' Hype? Dude, congratulations, but put this away before she sees it.

Beauty of the iPhone 4

 

[steintym]

That chick I bailed on earlier called me back. Stuff happened, and she's lying naked next to me in bed right now.

Prove it. Let's see some pictures. t:

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

Prove it. Let's see some pictures. t:

Lol, I thought about it .

I finally got to use my favorite Hangover quote seemlessly in conversation. She was giving me a hard time about all this stuff she didn't want to do, or wasn't gonna do (but kept halfway doing anyways) and I said "Geez, you're like a Magua, got all these rules and sh**...don't feed it after midnight, don't get water on it...".

 

[Erzengel]

*Mogwai.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

*Mogwai.

Ah, thank you, correction, she was like a Mogwai.

 

[Babs Gordon]

LOL Maguaaaaa.

It's the next logical step in your relationship.

 

[Erzengel]

When the Grey Hair is dead, Magua will eat his heart. Before he dies, Magua will put his children under the knife, so the Grey Hair will know his seed is wiped out forever.

 

[Babs Gordon]

She's gonna wipe out your seed, Optimus.

 

[Erzengel]

I imagine hearing the Promontory theme while she does it.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

I really didn't think through coming into work this morning. Sleep deprivation really is better dealt with on a Sunday.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

Any signal more subtle than the girl humping my leg I miss completely...

Up until that point I find they're pretty meaningless anyways.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Ugh, all these games makes me glad I'm not dating. Not that I'm not opposed to playing games as that is how it is with a lot of dating, it's just doesn't seem as much fun anymore and too much work. I've grown almost too lazy. :

I think it's just funny everyone talking about all these games they're playing to meet/date people. The best advice I can give is give up on the games, just go with you instinct, I met my girlfriend just as I was about to take a breaking from dating for a bit, just was getting so many bad dates. Went in with no expectations and just did what felt natural, no phone tag games, no talking games to make myself sem mysterious, nothing. We've been going out for over two years now and just got engaged. It's easily been the best relationship because there was a lot of bs to start. Oh yeah, we also met online and she sent the first communication to me for the posters a couple pages ago that said online doesn't work and it's only good for girls.

 

[Erzengel]

I think it's just funny everyone talking about all these games they're playing to meet/date people. The best advice I can give is give up on the games, just go with you instinct, I met my girlfriend just as I was about to take a breaking from dating for a bit, just was getting so many bad dates. Went in with no expectations and just did what felt natural, no phone tag games, no talking games to make myself sem mysterious, nothing. We've been going out for over two years now and just got engaged. It's easily been the best relationship because there was a lot of bs to start. Oh yeah, we also met online and she sent the first communication to me for the posters a couple pages ago that said online doesn't work and it's only good for girls.

I always do.

 

[Spidey220987]

She's lying naked next to you... and you're hunched over a laptop on the effin' Hype? Dude, congratulations, but put this away before she sees it.

I would make this my sig if I knew how to LOL

 

[Spidey220987]

Think I managed it lol

 

[Anubis]

Edit the post you just made. Copy what he said, go to your user control panel, then click edit signature.

 

[Spidey220987]

Beauty of the iPhone 4

Touché

 

[Spidey220987]

Edit the post you just made. Copy what he said, go to your user control panel, then click edit signature.

Thanks...even if I did slightly beat you to it lol