Hey. I'm pre-drunk in anticipation of "Feed", so I hyper-emotionally/Evan Williams-Drenchedly wanted to make sure you know how much I missed yer funny posts while you,...were, gone doing God knows what.
I thought initially that your "wife" made an ultimatum. But I guess, no. I didn't pay attention to the time-line.
Just be careful. I got so far into my "marriage" that we had a great night planning out the entire musical playlist and what kind of food we wanted and then *B00M*, I dumped her ass because I got sick of her mental illness, so.....
Anyway, it's kind of disturbing that you came back....unless it was all just a stealth-campaign for your Italian Mascot Pizza Box Book.