The Dark Knight The Dark Knight Caption Thread II

[DX]

Sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb.

 

[batmaluco]

Sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb.

t: hehe, classic

 

[batmaluco]

Here's one that I found in a google image search:

 

[DX]

t: hehe, classic

Thanks, like your one too.

 

[batmaluco]

Thanks, like your one too.

Thanks!

 

[batmaluco]

Joker: With great power comes great responsibility.

Batman: Very funny... And who was the irresponsible for doing that?

Joker: What's the problem? Monkeys are also human beings...

 

[Panthro]

Joker: With great power comes great responsibility.

Batman: Very funny... And who was the irresponsible for doing that?

Joker: What's the problem? Monkeys are also human beings...

The Joker/Beetlejuice one is great. I still wonder how well Michael Keaton could have done with the Joker...

 

[Panthro]

DENT: "Who in their right mind names a child Suri? Or Bronx? Or Apple? Or Shiloh?"
RACHEL: "Movie stars with overblown egos, that's who."

 

[kedrell]

Joker: "Hey..a, one of your shoes is untied."

Batman: "What?! Where?"

Joker: "OMG! I can't believe he fell for that! And you wear boots...not shoes, dumbass!"

 

[batmaluco]

The Joker/Beetlejuice one is great. I still wonder how well Michael Keaton could have done with the Joker...

Thanks.
I found that one while searching the internet.
Yes, I think Keaton could have done a great job as well.
Heath was superb, btw!

 

[batmaluco]

Burton: C'mon, dude!
Keaton: No way! I simply refuse using that pathetic grappling gun...

 

[BlueLightning]

That water gun is disturbing. And FAIL I think.

 

[batmaluco]

hehe, just like everything else...

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehe

Loooong time no see, dude.
It's been a long time...
Take a look:
''Welcome, batmaluco.
You last visited: 11-07-2008 at 09:42 AM''

Só agora li a sua assinatura, sinto muito, meu caro ultimatefan, de verdade.
Mas, que podemos fazer, né...
A única coisa que temos como certo nesta vida...
Meus sentimentos e solidariedade estão contigo, um forte abraço virtual, amigo.

Looooong time indeed.

Valeu, um forte abraço também. Evejo que não enferrujou na ausência...



Great stuff guys.

 

[ultimatefan]

MEGAN FOX:I´d like soooo much to play Catwoman in your next movie, Mr. Batman...

BATMAN: Damn, and Peter thinks HIS suit rides up in the crotch...

 

[Panthro]

Great one UF!

BATMAN: "I'm gonna put Arnold's classic T2 poster to shame!"

BATMAN: "One more word about the T4 rant and I'm gonna go medieval Bruce Lee/Jackie Chan on your asses!"

BATMAN: "Wait a minute - Riddler in Johnah Hex? What's that about?"

BATMAN: "Why do I do what I do you ask? Because nothing says law & order like a grown man dressed like a bat."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! Great ones too!

 

[gwynplaine]

Keaton : But Jack Nicholson is too fat and too old to play the Joker.

Burton : Yeah, I know.

 

[batmaluco]

Looooong time indeed.

Valeu, um forte abraço também. Evejo que não enferrujou na ausência...



Great stuff guys.

hehehe, valeu, meu caro.

Great stuff guys.

 

[batmaluco]

Joker: As though we were made for each other... Beauty and the Beast.
Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I'll rip their lungs out.
Rachel: What do you want?
Joker: My face on the one dollar bill.
Rachel: You must be joking.

Joker: Do I look like I'm joking?

 

[batmaluco]

The Joker: The pencil, is truly mightier than the sword!

 

[BigSams50]

Joker: As though we were made for each other... Beauty and the Beast.
Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I'll rip their lungs out.
Rachel: What do you want?
Joker: My face on the one dollar bill.
Rachel: You must be joking.

Joker: Do I look like I'm joking?

 

[Panthro]

Great use of the B89 quotes, and the Jack/Joker age/weight was funny too.

JOKER: "I've got a full proof plan to get rid of Tom Rothman once and for all!"

 

[ultimatefan]

THE JOKER: Now I´ll show the way education can REALLY solve the crime problem...

 

[ALittlePush]

Joker: Now kids, for my next trick I shall make this pencil disappear. Can I have a volunteer?