The Dark Knight The Dark Knight Caption Thread II
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BALE: Phew, no nipples on this one either!
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BALE: Phew, no nipples on this one either!
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Bruce: This new costume really allows me engaging so much greater freedom of movement,
but there's still a problem of taking too much time to take off and put on again,
every time I need a quick restroom visit.
Fox: I'll see what I can do.
Batman:
That is not what I had in mind...
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F'n Epic!
Bruce: This new costume really allows me engaging so much greater freedom of movement,
but there's still a problem of taking too much time to take off and put on again,
every time I need a quick restroom visit.
Fox: I'll see what I can do.
Batman:
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Thanks Batmaluco, Ked! Gfreat stuff all around!
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BENJOKER FRANKLIN: C´mon, don´t act so surprised! What did you expect from a guy who´d fly a kite during a storm?
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BATMAN: Oh my God, I can´t believe it! It actually slipped into touching my hidden C-4 detonator!! Easy now Bruce... Slowly pull it out... Keep the muscle relaxed... Above all, under absolutely no circumstances have an erec...
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MEGAN FOX: Hey Mr. Batman, how´s it going?
BATMAN: Oh, crap.
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Joker: OK, don't you think it's enough?
It's been a couple of hours since you started playing, using me as a giant human yo-yo...
Batman: No! I'll tell you when it's enough...
Joker: OK, someday you'll taste your own poison, probably with a little twist...
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BENJOKER FRANKLIN: C´mon, don´t act so surprised! What did you expect from a guy who´d fly a kite during a storm?
You mean JOKER WASHINGTON.
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Thanks Batmaluco!
Sorry, I´m not American, thought it was a Ben Franklin bill.Anyway, the joke doesn´t work with Washington, hehe...
Sorry, I´m not American, thought it was a Ben Franklin bill.Anyway, the joke doesn´t work with Washington, hehe...
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BENJOKER FRANKLIN: C´mon, don´t act so surprised! What did you expect from a guy who´d fly a kite during a storm?
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Hehehehehe
Joker: OK, don't you think it's enough?
It's been a couple of hours since you started playing, using me as a giant human yo-yo...
Batman: No! I'll tell you when it's enough...
Joker: OK, someday you'll taste your own poison, probably with a little twist...
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Hahahahaha
BATMAN: Oh my God, I can´t believe it! It actually slipped into touching my hidden C-4 detonator!! Easy now Bruce... Slowly pull it out... Keep the muscle relaxed... Above all, under absolutely no circumstances have an erec...
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MEGAN FOX: Hey Mr. Batman, how´s it going?
BATMAN: Oh, crap.
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JOKER: "Say Hello to my little friend!"
BATMAN: "Hey Clark, got some bad news."
SUPERMAN: "What?"
BATMAN: "DC Entertainment has no immediate plans to make another film for you. Sorry."
SUPERMAN: "Damnation!" [zaps Batman with heat vision]
BATMAN: "Ow!"
SUPERMAN: "Sorry Bruce, I had to take my anger out on someone and you just happened to be there."
BATMAN: "No thank you! We do not do giant monsters in these movies! Why don't you go pester Superman? I'm sure he'd be more than happy to fight you!"
BATMAN: "Oh come on, you're not still soar that my franchise has been doing better than yours for roughly 20 years now, are you?"
SUPERMAN: "Don't patronize me by asking stupid questions Bruce."
TWO-FACE: "Well at least I'm still looking half-way decent."
TWO-FACE: "No Soup For You!"
RACHEL: "Are we gonna make love tonight?"
DENT: "We'll flip the coin."
JOKER: "Um, Bats, how much longer are we gonna be at this?"
BATMAN: "Until you learn to dislike pain!"
JOKER: "But I'll miss the Friday night football!"
BATMAN: "Learn to TiVo damn it!"
BATMAN: "Have At You!"
JOKER: "Isn't that how Thor talks?"
BATMAN: "Sometimes. But I think Thor would probably say Have At Thee!"
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Thanks Panthro! Great stuff guys!
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BATMAN: Huh, Chris, didn´t you say everything I use was supposed to be functional? What are those weird patterns on my legs for again?
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Batman: Sing it!
Joker: Never!!
Batman: SING IT!
Joker: Suunshine, lollypops and rainbows, everything that´s wonderful is what I feel...
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"ROAD TRIP!!!"
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^That picture makes me sad
. Anyway :
JOKER : "I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky!"
. Anyway :
JOKER : "I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky!"
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hehehehehehehe
Batman: Sing it!
Joker: Never!!
Batman: SING IT!
Joker: Suunshine, lollypops and rainbows, everything that´s wonderful is what I feel...
yeah I know what you mean gwynplaine.
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