The Dark Knight The Dark Knight Caption Thread II

[Panthro]

VICTORIAN ERA SUPERMAN: "We Came, We Saw, WE KICKED ITS ASS!!!"
VICTORIAN ERA BATMAN: "Hey, that's my line you bastard!"

 

[Panthro]

VICTORIAN ERA SUPERMAN: "We're here for the Gang Bang."
VICTORIAN ERA BATMAN: "Hey, that's my line again you bastard!"
VICTORIAN ERA SUPERMAN: "Quiet you!"

 

[Panthro]

VICTORIAN ERA JLA: "We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot.
We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able.
We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot.
In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable.
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot-"
VICTORIAN ERA BATMAN: "I Have To Push The Pram A Lot!"

FUTURE EVOLUTION CYCLOPS: "You know on second thought let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."
FUTURE EVOLUTION X-MEN: "Right."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks batmaluco, Panthro! Great stuff all around, especially Batzilla and the Monty Python reference.

 

[ultimatefan]

BRUCE: Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in where Beverly Hills 90210 with vampires nearly steals my records?!

 

[ultimatefan]

VICTORIAN BATMAN: Oh great, in this timeline you finally do not wear underpants outside your pants... But a skirt instead!
VICTORIAN SUPERMAN: Shut up.

 

[Indrid Cold]

"The Joker's Vacation slides"
Joker: "...and in this photo, Batman trips over his cape. You still awake? In this next photo, oh this is my favorite, in this photo I stuck an acid bomb in his jockstrap!"
Victim: "Please let me go!"
Joker: "Ta,ta,ta hold on, here I am at the Grand canyon.."

 

[Brother Jack]

I've seen that Joker pic before, but never that big. Nice.

 

[ultimatefan]

Cool one, Body!

 

[ultimatefan]

ANGRY BATMAN FANBOY: Confirm Chris Nolan to direct the next sequel NOW... Or the kitten gets it!!

 

[Panthro]

HERMIONE: "The guy who is destined to be my husband and the father of my children is an incompetent, inarticulate, unfunny moron! My creator has forced me to be in love with a moron!"

RACHEL: "It could be worse. You could be in love with a disfigured lunatic with a murderous streak and a fixation with trick coins."

HERMIONE: "At this point I think I really would rather be in love with the disfigured lunatic!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehehehe

 

[Brother Jack]

That Hermione pic never gets old.

 

[TheBateman]

Here's some PG-13 versions of my original captions and some newer ones to throw into the mix.

 

[TheBateman]

 

[TheBateman]

 

[Jick]

lol
I love your captions, Bateman.
The Harvey one is perfect.

 

[TheBateman]

 

[DarkReflections]

BRUCE: Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in where Beverly Hills 90210 with vampires nearly steals my records?!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks DR! Great stuff as usual, Bateman!

 

[ultimatefan]

So the lady drove faster, but the strange car kept banging into her from behind...

*Gasps*

So she swerved off the road into the woods, and lost the other car. And then, she realized that the man in the other car wasn't trying to hurt her. No, he was trying to warn her... about the ax-wielding maniac hiding in her back seat!

Did the maniac kill her?

Natch! And you know how I know?

How?

Because... *I* was that maniac.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Nonono wait wait, girl, I was just kidding, I...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

 

[Panthro]

So the lady drove faster, but the strange car kept banging into her from behind...

*Gasps*

So she swerved off the road into the woods, and lost the other car. And then, she realized that the man in the other car wasn't trying to hurt her. No, he was trying to warn her... about the ax-wielding maniac hiding in her back seat!

Did the maniac kill her?

Natch! And you know how I know?

How?

Because... *I* was that maniac.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Nonono wait wait, girl, I was just kidding, I...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Bwahahahahahaha! Brilliant use of classic Simpsons!

And all those pics by the Bateman are great too.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks a lot!

 

[kedrell]

Harvey: "Oh please, God...don't let me go out like Jimmy Hendrix!"

 

[Panthro]

BRUCE: "Oh God... is that what the Simpsons have been reduced to?"