The Dark Knight The Dark Knight Caption Thread II

[ultimatefan]

FANBOY 1: Wow, the third Batman movie looks like it´s gonna be the most amazing thing, like, ever!
FANBOY 2: I concour. With the fantastic work Chris Nolan is doing, the prospect of bringing back Catwoman, it looks like it will blow our minds!
FANBOY 1: Although...
FANBOY 2: Yes?
FANBOY 1: I gotta say, I still don´t like Christian Bale´s Batman voice.
FANBOY 2: Hmmm, yes, I see what you mean. And what´s the ideal with that hi-tech suit design and tank-like Batmobile?
FANBOY 1: Yeah yeah yeah, that sucks. And I mean, no perma-white? The Jokér´s always been perma-white!
FANBOY 2: Yeah and, you know, the franchise should suffer with Heath Ledger´s death.
FANBOY 1: And it didn´t even get an Oscar nomination for best picture! Avatar got one, for Chrissakes!
FANBOY 2: Tell me about it. And is it right to bring Catwoman back, only a few years after that God-awful Halle Berry movie?
FANBOY 1: Man, this movie is gonna suck total monkey balls.
FANBOY 2: It´s gonna be like the worst thing ever.
FANBOY 1: Everything sucks.
FANBOY 2: Yeah it does.
FANBOY 1: Let´s commit suicide?
FANBOY 2: Good idea!

 

[Panthro]

FANBOY 1: Wow, the third Batman movie looks like it´s gonna be the most amazing thing, like, ever!
FANBOY 2: I concour. With the fantastic work Chris Nolan is doing, the prospect of bringing back Catwoman, it looks like it will blow our minds!
FANBOY 1: Although...
FANBOY 2: Yes?
FANBOY 1: I gotta say, I still don´t like Christian Bale´s Batman voice.
FANBOY 2: Hmmm, yes, I see what you mean. And what´s the ideal with that hi-tech suit design and tank-like Batmobile?
FANBOY 1: Yeah yeah yeah, that sucks. And I mean, no perma-white? The Jokér´s always been perma-white!
FANBOY 2: Yeah and, you know, the franchise should suffer with Heath Ledger´s death.
FANBOY 1: And it didn´t even get an Oscar nomination for best picture! Avatar got one, for Chrissakes!
FANBOY 2: Tell me about it. And is it right to bring Catwoman back, only a few years after that God-awful Halle Berry movie?
FANBOY 1: Man, this movie is gonna suck total monkey balls.
FANBOY 2: It´s gonna be like the worst thing ever.
FANBOY 1: Everything sucks.
FANBOY 2: Yeah it does.
FANBOY 1: Let´s commit suicide?
FANBOY 2: Good idea!

All your other captions were brilliant UF.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

BATMAN: Let me make this clear, I´m only doing this because Nolan asked me to...

 

[ultimatefan]

LOIS:Please, somebody help us!! He´s dying in the public conscience!!

NOLAN: Heeeeere I come to save the daaaaaaay...

 

[ultimatefan]

DON CORLENOLAN: I will make WB an offer that they cannot refuse...







(I know the actual quote is from Michael Corleone, but couldn´t resist...)

 

[Panthro]

Great gags UF!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

JOKER: So, how does Nolan feel babysitting Superman? Does he tuck him in bed to sleep, sing lullabies? Breastfeeds him?

BATMAN: Ungrateful bastard! You were on cinematic limb for almost twenty years before he made you an icon again!
JOKER: Wait, did you borrow him your Schumacher-period nipples for the breastfeeding? That´d be classic!

 

[ultimatefan]

TONY: Questions?

HARVEY: A moron says what?

TONY: Not being a moron, I wouldn't know. However ... (mumbles inaudibly)

HARVEY: What?

tony: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you your moron.

HARVEY: Son of a....

 

[ultimatefan]

HARVEY: How do I look?

TONY: Terrific, but I´m not sure you´re giving the cameras your best angle.

TWO-FACE: You mean this one?

TONY: Huh, nevermind...

 

[Panthro]

HARVEY: How do I look?

TONY: Terrific, but I´m not sure you´re giving the cameras your best angle.

TWO-FACE: You mean this one?

TONY: Huh, nevermind...

Hehehehehe

Tons of great stuff UF.

 

[Panthro]

JOKER: "I can name at least 3 actors who could play me in the next film if they really need me in the next film."
BATMAN: "Who?"
JOKER: "Shia LaBeouf, Rupert Grint, and/or Topher Grace."

BATMAN: "Shut the f*** up!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and hehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: The quintessence of the human experience in all its ramifications possesses an unsolvable conundrum of our inequities and self-destructive idiosyncrasies as compared to our vast yet unfullfilled potential for mesmerizing and tantalizing achievements that shatter all preconceived boundaries of the self...
BATMAN: What the hell are you talking about, Clark?
SUPERMAN: Huh, nothing, it´s that my reboot´s script was apparently written by the Wachovskis, so I thought I should be prepared...

 

[ALittlePush]

Lucius Fox: You've put a camera in every woman's changing room across the city for your own viewing pleasure. This is wrong..... As your closest friends, Alfred and I should get to watch too.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: The quintessence of the human experience in all its ramifications possesses an unsolvable conundrum of our inequities and self-destructive idiosyncrasies as compared to our vast yet unfullfilled potential for mesmerizing and tantalizing achievements that shatter all preconceived boundaries of the self...
BATMAN: What the hell are you talking about, Clark?
SUPERMAN: Huh, nothing, it´s that my reboot´s script was apparently written by the Wachovskis, so I thought I should be prepared...

I liked yours too Push.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, and great one push!

 

[ultimatefan]

LUCIUS: Ten million cell phones connected... And all people talk about is whether this time Jolie and Pitt are splitting up for real!

 

[ALittlePush]

Thanks Pantro and ultimatefan

 

[Panthro]

LUCIUS: Ten million cell phones connected... And all people talk about is whether this time Jolie and Pitt are splitting up for real!

 

[Secret Fawful]

A couple of images to use for the thread.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! The second one is priceless.

 

[ultimatefan]

ATTORNEY: Hey baby,wanna be my secretary? I got oral pl... I mean, dental plan...
MAGGIE: That movie so f***ing ruined my life...

 

[kedrell]

Dent: "I can't fly."
Batman: "What?"
Dent: "You heard me, I can't fly."
Batman: "No, no, no. You're going to have to do better than that, pal."
Dent: "No, I don't have to do better than that. Because it's the truth, I can't fly. I suffer from aviaphobia."
Batman: "What does that mean? "
Dent: "It means I can't fly. I also suffer from acrophobia and claustrophobia."
Batman: "I'll tell you what; if you don't cooperate, you're gonna suffer from fistophobia."

 

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehe

 

[ALittlePush]

Dent: The horror! The horror!
Batman: What happened? What did you see?
Dent: I saw Madonna naked.