The Dark Knight The Dark Knight Caption Thread II

[The Navigator]

"Somebody get me the Ghostbusters!"

 

[kedrell]

Dent: "I would like to assure the people that they still have two out of three branches of the government still left and working for them.....and that ain't bad."

 

[Panthro]

"Somebody get me the Ghostbusters!"

The one about how Secretary ruined Maggie's life is priceless.

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "Stella! Stella!! Can't you hear me yell-a? You're puttin' me through Hell-a... Stella... STELLA!!!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, love the Simpsons and Ghostbusters references!

 

[Panthro]

Thanks dude. & Sure thing.

Bruce's reaction to seeing "hot" Gwen Stacy in the Gangland episode of Spectacular Spider-Man -

BRUCE: "That's what Gwen's been waiting to blossom into for nearly 2 seasons?! Damn! I'd hit that!"
ALFRED: "Personally Master Wayne I preferred her as a nerd."

 

[Secret Fawful]

Harvey Dent: "People of Gotham, I apologize for the holdup. Big Bad Harv had to in flagrante his delicto...


...and there was a line in the washroom."

 

[ultimatefan]

Hehehe, I suspected Alfred would be into nerdy chicks.

 

[ultimatefan]

I´m happy to announce to the world that I have seen The Dark Knight exact 547 times since its release, and it´s still as f***ing awesome and badass as the day it opened!

 

[SpiderByte]

I just read every page of this thread.

I nearly had cardiac arrest from laughing. Especially the Aquaman drowning Batman ones.

 

[Panthro]

Thanks Spider-Byte! I'll let Jayzl know you enjoyed his Aquaman Drowning Batman pic.

Bruce's reaction to Mary Poppins -

BRUCE: "Is it weird that I find Julie Andrews totally hot as Mary Poppins?"
ALFRED: "Yes it is weird sir. Very weird. You need help sir."

 

[The Navigator]

Thanks Spider-Byte! I'll let Jayzl know you enjoyed his Aquaman Drowning Batman pic.

Bruce's reaction to Mary Poppins -

BRUCE: "Is it weird that I find Julie Andrews totally hot as Mary Poppins?"
ALFRED: "Yes it is weird sir. Very weird. You need help sir."

Alfred's just possessive.

"Who are Bruce Timm and Paul Dini and why have they made a cartoon of me?"
-"An Emmy-winning cartoon, sir."
"Why does it show me wearing underwear outside my pants?"
-"Have you won an Emmy, sir?"
"No, I've been out protecting the innocent of Gotham to make sure what happened to my parents never--"
-"Then perhaps you should keep your mouth shut about their creative decisions. Sir."

 

[SpiderByte]

Is that mentioning TAS or Brave and the Bold?

 

[The Navigator]

Oh, TAS. Let me go fix that.

 

[SpiderByte]

K. I was going to put in 'The Batman', but that's too badass to make fun of. Even for a kids show (although the TAS episode where Batgirl 'died' was kickass too)

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff, Panthro, Rabbit!

Spiderbyte, it probably saved your life not to read the original TDK caption thread, it was about the size of a Russian novel...

 

[SpiderByte]

Thanks. Now you make me want to go read it.
Anyone have a link to it?

 

[ALittlePush]

Batman: Where shall I go? What shall I do?

Joker: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

 

[Panthro]

Alfred's just possessive.

"Who are Bruce Timm and Paul Dini and why have they made a cartoon of me?"
-"An Emmy-winning cartoon, sir."
"Why does it show me wearing underwear outside my pants?"
-"Have you won an Emmy, sir?"
"No, I've been out protecting the innocent of Gotham to make sure what happened to my parents never--"
-"Then perhaps you should keep your mouth shut about their creative decisions. Sir."

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "
Particle man, Particle man,
Doin' the things a particle can,
What's he like?
It's not important,
Particle man.

Is he a dot?
Or is he a speck?
When he's under water does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows,
Particle man.

Triangle man, Triangle man,
Triangle man hates Particle man,
They have a fight,
Triangle wins,
Triangle man.

Universe man, Universe man,
The size of the entire Universe man,
Usually kind to Smaller man,
Universe man.

He's got a watch with a minute hand,
Millenium hand and an eon hand,
And when they meet it's a happy land,
Faxolite man, Universe man.

Person man, Person man,
Hit on the head with a frying pan,
Lives his life in a garbage can,
Person man.

Is he depressed?
Or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with Person man?
Degraded man, Person man.

Triangle man, Triangle man,
Triangle man hates Person man,
They have a fight,
Triangle wins,
Triangle man."

 

[kedrell]

 

[kedrell]

Batman: "Hmmm, yeah I'm kinky. So what?"

Superman: "You....just..YOU!!! You're naughty!!"

 

[The Navigator]

^What is that from?

 

[Panthro]

 

[kedrell]

^What is that from?

First is from Justice League Season 2 and the 2nd is from Superman TAS Season 3.