GREEN ARROW: How come I don´t have my own movie yet?
BATMAN: Explain to me exactly why you should have a movie when Wonder Woman and Flash don´t have one yet.
GREEN ARROW: Explain to me exactly why neither of us have a movie when Justin Bieber does.
BATMAN: Don´t even get me started on that.
GREEN ARROW: Why don´t you ditch that gigantic computer and get a laptop already?
BATMAN: Great, I´m having my delay in technological upgrades questioned by a guy whose primary weapon and gadget is the bow and arrow.
GREEN ARROW: Go to hell.
Hahahahahahahaha
COMIC BOOK GUY: Meh, the Joker sucks in TDK cuz he doesn´t do his creepy clown comedy routine...
JOKER: Hmmm, I guess I didn´t, lemme see... I put clown masks on the bank robbers, ran over a guy with a school bus and used it to escape, did the magic pencil trick,left a Joker card as my calling card, put my clown make up on a dead guy, blew up a judge spreading cards all over the place, made up sappy stories about my background, dressed up as a cop to shoot the mayor, drove a circus truck with the "Slaughter is the best medicine" gag, used a burned up firemen truck to block traffic, sneaked into a hospital dressed up as a female nurse, dressed hostages as clowns and henchmen as doctors... What the f*** you think all that stuff was, smartass?!
COMIC BOOK GUY: Yeah, but you didn´t to the killer electric buzz bit...
JOKER: You know, my chubby friend, you always look so cranky... Let´s put a smile in that face!
Bwahahahahaha, good question.Thanks Panthro,
That´s right, I got rid of the trunks in comics too, DEAL with it! Why was my crotch-area dressing so important to begin with, by the way?
BATMAN: "He stands... like a pagan god or deposed tyrant... staring out over the city that he has sworn to... stare out over. And it's obvious, just by looking at him, that he's got some pretty heavy things on his mind."
'There's that word again; "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?'
Hehehehehe
Batman: "Hmm, Christmas done come early this year."