The Dark Knight The Dark Knight Caption Thread II

[ultimatefan]

AARON: What the hell were you thinking, Christian? Insult a crew member like that on set? You sounded like a raging lunatic!!
BALE: I... H-he was distracting me in the middle of a scene...
AARON: That´s no excuse! The gossip media and Youtube are everywhere! You screw up like this, the whole world finds out the next day! We didn´t work hard to build credibility on this franchise for your anger management issues to f*** it all up.
BALE: I... I´m sorry, I apologized soon afterwards, I think I did a pretty decent job...
OLDMAN: Fine, but watch your mouth next time, my character is still alive for the next movie! I got killed in the Harry Potter series, you know. And don´t count too much on the Terminator series, Salvation didn´t do that well.
BALE: I know, I know, I´ll work on that. Anything else?
AARON: Your wife is hot. I´d totally bang her.
BALE: YOU MOTHER F... Huuuuuuh, I mean, yeah, I guess she is, indeed.
AARON: Attaboy.

 

[kedrell]

^Nice.

 

[DX]

Rachel: "OK, so if Harry and Dumbledore can teleport across a ****ing ocean, HOW THE **** IS IT SO HARD FOR THEM TO GET ACROSS A SMALL POOL OF WATER TO GET TO THE HORCRUX?!? Huh?!"

Hermione: "I...I don't know. *sniff*"

 

[Rain]

ROBIN: How did you know she was a Nazi ?
BATMAN: She talks in her sleep.
ROBIN:

 

[Panthro]

Rachel: "OK, so if Harry and Dumbledore can teleport across a ****ing ocean, HOW THE **** IS IT SO HARD FOR THEM TO GET ACROSS A SMALL POOL OF WATER TO GET TO THE HORCRUX?!? Huh?!"

Hermione: "I...I don't know. *sniff*"

Hehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

AARON: What the hell were you thinking, Christian? Insult a crew member like that on set? You sounded like a raging lunatic!!
BALE: I... H-he was distracting me in the middle of a scene...
AARON: That´s no excuse! The gossip media and Youtube are everywhere! You screw up like this, the whole world finds out the next day! We didn´t work hard to build credibility on this franchise for your anger management issues to f*** it all up.
BALE: I... I´m sorry, I apologized soon afterwards, I think I did a pretty decent job...
OLDMAN: Fine, but watch your mouth next time, my character is still alive for the next movie! I got killed in the Harry Potter series, you know. And don´t count too much on the Terminator series, Salvation didn´t do that well.
BALE: I know, I know, I´ll work on that. Anything else?
AARON: Your wife is hot. I´d totally bang her.
BALE: YOU MOTHER F... Huuuuuuh, I mean, yeah, I guess she is, indeed.
AARON: Attaboy.

Random-Mutant - great Indiana Jones reference.

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "Joker, I am flabberghasted. Surely you knew as you were writing your name in 50 foot high letters via yellow spray paint on the side of Gotham's tallest building, you would be caught."
JOKER: "Maybe it was one of the other Jokers-"

BATMAN: "There are no other Jokers!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "So what did you think of 'Superman Returns'?"
HARVEY DENT: "I thought it was pretty lame, actually. Production values were fine, but the film was too long, didn't enough action or human drama to really fill out the running time, which is a shame because there's so much you could do action wise with Superman given today's technology, and yet his greatest action scene is still the 3-way fight with General Zod & his thugs in the 2nd one. Giving Superman a bastard child served no real purpose & simply made him into a slacker dead beat father, and that's NOT Superman. While I harbor nothing personal against him, I felt Brandon Routh tried too hard to be like Christopher Reeve's version of Superman instead of establishing an identity for himself within the role, which left me feeling like I was watching an impersonation rather than a performance, and on top of that, Routh was clearly too young to be a legendary Superman returning from a 5-year absence. Kate Bosworth was a lackluster Lois Lane, even when compared to Margot Kidder's manic-by-comparison performance of yore, Kevin Spacey was an ideal choice for Lex Luthor but wasn't really given much to play with, and the recycling of the land scheme was just one of many instances where it came off as a bloated love letter to the earlier films directed by Richard Donner and not enough of its own unique interpretation of the character. And considering that director Bryan Singer showed he could do a lot with very little in The Usual Suspects & a lot with a lot in Valkyrie, I think we deserved a better Superman film from him than what we got."
BATMAN: "Hmm. That sounds about right."
GORDON: "Good thing Jon Favreau handled Iron Man."

 

[DarkReflections]

ROBIN: How did you know she was a Nazi ?
BATMAN: She talks in her sleep.
ROBIN:

last crusade reference ftw.

 

[Ibn]

Mr. and Mrs. President.

The people are dying to know!

Yes?

How's it feel to be members of the Mile-High Club?

Heh. Splendiforous!

Mmm. Now we're talkin!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Ked, Panthro! Love the HP rant and the president one!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: So Bruce, what did you think of this summer season?
BATMAN: As always, it had its share of pleasant surprises, most notably the success of groundbreaking sci-fi film District 9 and the artistic and commercial resurrection of the Star Trek film franchise. The Hangover was a surprisingly well-done mix of high concept plot and raunchy comedy, Pixar was reliable as usual with Up and the sixth installment of the Harry Potter series was one of the darker and edgier ones in the series. It also had its share of disappointments, with X-Men Origins Wolverine and Terminator Salvation reaching far below their potential artistically and commercially. GI Joe got a ton of bad buzz and got dumped in August, which it didn´t really deserve. On the total crap side, I don´t care how successful the Transformers franchise is, Michael Bay is nothing but a successful hack who´ll be forgotten as soon as he stops making movies or they stop making money, either of which can´t some soon enough. The least be said about Dragonball Evolution of Land Of The Lost, the better.
SUPERMAN: It just didn´t have another Dark Knight, did it?
BATMAN: No, it didn´t.

 

[Ibn]

Which one of you ****faces is the Joker?!

*clears throat*

Right here sir. It's a pleasure to finally meet y-

Who here's the Batman?!!

He is.

You?

YOU!

Hit that guy in the face - REALLY ****ING HARD!

Sorry man.

 

[kedrell]

^I loved that scene in Tropic Thunder.

 

[Ibn]

^I loved that scene in Tropic Thunder.

Tom Cruise is a crazy person. Doesn't mean he's not also a crazy talented person.

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

Batman : I AM NOT TEH PUFFY ANYMORE!

Stay Puft : Teh Puffy?

 

[Rain]

ROBIN: I want cheeseburger , no a Hot dog ! No chicken mcnuggets...

BATMAN: YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT !!!

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "Tell me Joker, do you like Huey Lewis & The News?"
JOKER: "No."

BATMAN: "Then I'll send you to Hell to the sweet sound of 'Trouble in Paradise'!"

 

[Ibn]

21!!

What's next unca Joker?

How about a magic tri-

Watch it buster!

 

[Panthro]

21!!

What's next unca Joker?

How about a magic tri-

Watch it buster!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

DENT: "Dude, where's my car?"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all afound guys, especially the Obama stuff.

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: And one more thing, I DID NOT need to see your junk in The Departed!

BATMAN: That penis scene in The Departed was disgusting and gratuitous!
NICHOLSON: C´mon, the human wang is a beautiful thing!

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: And one more thing, I DID NOT need to see your junk in The Departed!

BATMAN: That penis scene in The Departed was disgusting and gratuitous!
NICHOLSON: C´mon, the human wang is a beautiful thing!

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "I warned you to stop making fun of my inability to look over my shoulder!"