The Dark Knight The Dark Knight Caption Thread II

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Listen jackass, nobody is saying GI Joe The Rise Of Cobra is the new Godfather or the new Dark Knight or whatever, but you know what, at least it treated its source material with a minimum level of respect and knew the difference between comic relief and trashing your premise with a dumb joke every thirty seconds like Michael Bay!
JOKER: Hey, who do you think gave Michael Bay script advice?

 

[ultimatefan]

I´ll prove you´re not worthy of being The Joker! Our friend here will use his powers and guess what we´re thinking! Me first!

An electric buzz that fries people alive!

See, that´s Joker thinking! Now you!

Oh this is fun!

Bunnies!

Gotcha you fluff-loving fraud! You los...

Falling from the sky in grinded pieces like bleeding snowflakes!

Dammit, gotta give props, the kid is good!

 

[Panthro]

(Also, that one seriously made me laugh out loud, UF..)

"All right, everybody! Chill!"

"It's the hockey team from hell!"

"Suit me up, Uncle Alfred!"

7 Years Later..

"Do you still feel responsible for your franchise's death?"

"My anger outweighs my guilt."

"Talented Directors add realism and drama to their films"

"For ticket sales?"

"Or critical praise. you must become more than just a comic-book movie in the mind of your audience."

"Are you ready to begin?"

Bwahahaha, that's brilliant!

 

[Panthro]

Love the Emma Watson bash and the Begins/B&R one!

Thanks UF! Yours were all great too!

HERMIONE GRANGER: "Woe is me! My one true love has spurned me in favor of a character who barely has 5 minutes of screen time! I am now completely alone with no one to shower my affection upon! My life sucks! No one could possibly understand my pain!"

RACHEL DAWES: "Kid, let me tell you something about woe. Woe is not being shafted for some other bimbo by a guy who not only is consistently portrayed as being morally, mentally, physically and spiritually weaker than you but does not even have the superficial pretty boy looks to justify shallow physical infatuation or the charm/charisma to make up for it. Woe is your childhood sweetheart growing up to be a deranged vigilante who dresses like a bat because his parents were killed in front of him when he was 8 years old & could never find a healthier outlet for his survivor's guilt. Woe is your one true love becoming a disfigured lunatic who bases all his really important decisions on the flip of a damaged coin. Woe is being blown up which leaves the two guys who loved you feeling bad because they feel responsible for your death. That is Woe."

HERMIONE GRANGER: "Huh. Well, okay, maybe my life's not so bad after all."

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

Bruce : Can I Get 5$?

Joker : Let The Other Villian Of This Movie Decide...

Batman : What Thats Not For Another 40 Minutes..?

Voldemort : Harry....POTTER

Batman : Wrong Franchise My Friend

Voldemort : OH...where Is TeH hogwarts?

Batman : South

Voldemort : thanks...i have a killer headache..

 

[Panthro]

Bruce : Can I Get 5$?

Joker : Let The Other Villian Of This Movie Decide...

Batman : What Thats Not For Another 40 Minutes..?

Voldemort : Harry....POTTER

Batman : Wrong Franchise My Friend

Voldemort : OH...where Is TeH hogwarts?

Batman : South

Voldemort : thanks...i have a killer headache..

Hehehehehehehehe

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

Hehehehehehehehe

thanks! t:

 

[MaskedManJRK]

ROBIN: "Wait, I've got it! I know how to rid Gotham of all the super-villains! We'll kill the first born male child of every super-villain household!"

BATMAN: "Hmm... Too Jewish."

YES. Love me some Blazing Saddles.

AQUAMAN: You are too much for me Bruce, you sonofa****eson b***h! I wish I knew how to quit you.
BATMAN: [crying] Well, why don't you? Why don't you just let me be? It's because of you Jack, that I'm like this! I'm nothin'... I'm nowhere... Get the f**k off me! I can't stand being like this no more, Arthur.

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

The Dark Knight is a good movie. But it is a very overrated movie. It is not as good as it is hyped. First of all it does not have any resemblance to the comics which does not make it a complete superhero movie. It is more of a crime thriller. The plot, the sets, etc are a far cry from the batman from the comics which is the real superhero stuff. There is no batcave, the batmobile looks like a vehicle from star wars, there is no batwing. There is nothing 'Bat-Like' in the movie. The movie sucks. Even the action is quiet less. Tim Burton's The Batman (1989) is the best batman movie.

A) FAIL
B) WRONG THREAD
C) FAIL
D) YES..IT DOES RESEMBLE THE COMICS
E) :facepalm
F) YOU ARE IN A SERIOUS, SERIOUS MINORITY.
G) ARE YOU HIGH?
H) no...just....no

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

YES. Love me some Blazing Saddles.

AQUAMAN: You are too much for me Bruce, you sonofa****eson b***h! I wish I knew how to quit you.
BATMAN: [crying] Well, why don't you? Why don't you just let me be? It's because of you Jack, that I'm like this! I'm nothin'... I'm nowhere... Get the f**k off me! I can't stand being like this no more, Arthur.

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

BATMAN: Listen jackass, IM DONE GIVING YOU MY LUNCH MONEY!!! It's YOUR TURN
JOKER: Hey, we can work this out right?

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

Hermione : I Cant Choose...I LOVE YOU ALL...

Katie : Me Too?

JN Joker : lolwut?

Joker : When The Sight Is Right...

Bale : Emma, CHOOSE ME DAMNIT!

Emma : ummmm..

Katie : ME!

Joker : Bye Katie...POW

Bale : EPIC WIN

CONTINUED BELOW
VV

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

Joker : THANKS!! Sadly...One Of You Is Next...

You Wouldn't Hit A Guy With Glasses Would Ya?

Joker : Bye Jack...

AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER....THE END...

OR IS IT?? *CUES DRAMATIC MUSIC* BUMP-BUMP-BAAHHHH!!!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, love yours too!

 

[ultimatefan]

Let´s put a smile in that face!

Good luck trying, dumbass!

 

[bane]

(Also, that one seriously made me laugh out loud, UF..)

"All right, everybody! Chill!"

"It's the hockey team from hell!"

"Suit me up, Uncle Alfred!"

7 Years Later..

"Do you still feel responsible for your franchise's death?"

"My anger outweighs my guilt."

"Talented Directors add realism and drama to their films"

"For ticket sales?"

"Or critical praise. you must become more than just a comic-book movie in the mind of your audience."

"Are you ready to begin?"

So true!

 

[Panthro]

YES. Love me some Blazing Saddles.

AQUAMAN: You are too much for me Bruce, you sonofa****eson b***h! I wish I knew how to quit you.
BATMAN: [crying] Well, why don't you? Why don't you just let me be? It's because of you Jack, that I'm like this! I'm nothin'... I'm nowhere... Get the f**k off me! I can't stand being like this no more, Arthur.

Hehehe, Brokeback DC

HERMIONE GRANGER: "I can't believe they blew up Maggie Gyllenhaal instead of Katie Holmes!"

MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL: "I wasn't too happy about that myself."

 

[CJ]

Thanks Panthro. =) That 70's show one is hilarious. So is the Hermione/Rachel 'life sucks' one.

"My name is merely Liam Neeson, but I speak for Christopher
Nolan, a director greatly respected by critics. A director who can offer you a role.

"What makes you think I need a role?"

"Someone like you going anorexic for his movies, only does
it by choice. You've been trying to get respect by critics and
filmmakers, but whatever your original intention, you have
become truly obscure."

"And what role can Christopher Nolan offer?"

"The role from a director who shares his hatred of bad
movies.. and wishes to serve TRUE entertainment. The role
of Batman."

"Ha ha ha. A comic-book movie."

"No no no, a comic-book movie is just a cliched form of
escape, where the hero saves the damsel-in-distress. But,
if you make yourself more than just a superhero, if you devote
to yourself to the role. And if the audiences enjoy it.. then you become something else entirely."

"Which is?"

"Filthy rich, Mr. Bale."

"I'M BATMAN!!!!"

 

[Panthro]

Thanks Panthro. =) That 70's show one is hilarious. So is the Hermione/Rachel 'life sucks' one.

"My name is merely Liam Neeson, but I speak for Christopher
Nolan, a director greatly respected by critics. A director who can offer you a role.

"What makes you think I need a role?"

"Someone like you going anorexic for his movies, only does
it by choice. You've been trying to get respect by critics and
filmmakers, but whatever your original intention, you have
become truly obscure."

"And what role can Christopher Nolan offer?"

"The role from a director who shares his hatred of bad
movies.. and wishes to serve TRUE entertainment. The role
of Batman."

"Ha ha ha. A comic-book movie."

"No no no, a comic-book movie is just a cliched form of
escape, where the hero saves the damsel-in-distress. But,
if you make yourself more than just a superhero, if you devote
to yourself to the role. And if the audiences enjoy it.. then you become something else entirely."

"Which is?"

"Filthy rich, Mr. Bale."

"I'M BATMAN!!!!"

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha! That's brilliant!

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "No one must ever know the secret of District 9! No one!"

 

[CJ]

Haha. I need to see that movie.

 

[Dark Helmet]

Batamn - Take a big step back & literally **** your own face. Now I don't know what kind of pan pacific bull **** power play your trying to pull here but Asia Jack is my territory so whatever your thinking you better think again or I will rain down a godly ****ing firestorm upon you. I am talking Scorched Earth mother ****er. I will massacre you. I will **** you up

Harvey - You & me we are done professionally

 

[Panthro]

Batamn - Take a big step back & literally **** your own face. Now I don't know what kind of pan pacific bull **** power play your trying to pull here but Asia Jack is my territory so whatever your thinking you better think again or I will rain down a godly ****ing firestorm upon you. I am talking Scorched Earth mother ****er. I will massacre you. I will **** you up

Harvey - You & me we are done professionally

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "I never thought I'd hear myself say this, but... smoking saved your life, Mr. Dent."
HARVEY DENT: "What?"
BATMAN: "No non-smoker could have survived that much nicotine."
JIM GORDON: "You're a very lucky man, Mr. Dent."

 

[ultimatefan]

The Begins runs are genius.