The Dark Knight The Dark Knight Caption Thread II

[Panthro]

BRUCE: "They're heeeeeeeeeeeeeere."
ALFRED: "Who sir? Who's here?"
BRUCE: "TV people."

 

[kedrell]

Superman: "All I have to do is squeeze."
Batman: "All I have to do is scream."

 

[[A]]

Bruce: damn tv won't work -- it only shows some loser in a white shirt, frowning all the time.
Alfred: sir, that's a mirror.

 

[kedrell]

Batman: "I don't deserve this! I was building a mansion."
Superman: "Deserve's got nothin' to do with it."

 

[Brother Jack]

Superman: "All I have to do is squeeze."
Batman: "All I have to do is scream."

Nice!

 

[kedrell]

Thanks.

 

[[A]]

Not really a caption but..

 

[Timstuff]

Bruce: damn tv won't work -- it only shows some loser in a white shirt, frowning all the time.
Alfred: sir, that's a mirror.

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

Yeah, I used to work with mortgage financing, how did you guess?

 

[ultimatefan]

BRUCE: How come I´ve put on my mask in dark alleys in comics for over 70 years and now my secret identity gets uncovered in, like, 2 days?
ALFRED:I don´t suppose you´re very familiar with cameraphones and Youtube, are you Master Wayne?

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Did you know this is considered a form of sexual stimulation?

SUPERMAN: Eeeew!

BATMAN: Gotcha!

 

[Panthro]

Batman: "I don't deserve this! I was building a mansion."
Superman: "Deserve's got nothin' to do with it."

Great use of The Last Crusade.

All this other stuff's great.

 

[kedrell]

^Thanks, but that quote's actually from Unforgiven.

 

[Panthro]

^Thanks, but that quote's actually from Unforgiven.

Crap, quoted the wrong picture.

 

[DarkReflections]

Bruce: damn tv won't work -- it only shows some loser in a white shirt, frowning all the time.
Alfred: sir, that's a mirror.

Awesome stuff, [A].

 

[ultimatefan]

BRUCE: When the hell are they going to announce season three of Spetacular Spider-Man?
ALFRED: Huh... Word out there is the show might have been cancelled, sir.

BATMAN: Marvel/Disney executive, right? We need to talk...

 

[Panthro]

BRUCE: When the hell are they going to announce season three of Spetacular Spider-Man?
ALFRED: Huh... Word out there is the show might have been cancelled, sir.

BATMAN: Marvel/Disney executive, right? We need to talk...

 

[Milu]

BRUCE: When the hell are they going to announce season three of Spetacular Spider-Man?
ALFRED: Huh... Word out there is the show might have been cancelled, sir.

BATMAN: Marvel/Disney executive, right? We need to talk...

Kick his ass, Batman!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanksguys!

 

[batmaluco]

Great stuff all around!

Bruce: Ears are too long and I miss the cape. But not too shabby. Not too shabby at all.

 

[kedrell]

Flass: "Ok, if I told ya once...I told ya a thousand times! You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose BUT YOU CAN'T PICK YOUR FRIEND'S NOSE! Ya ****in' weirdo!"

 

[Panthro]

Hehehe

BRUCE: "Hmm. Brokeback Mountain Marathon. Non-Stop Brokeback all day all the time. Heh."

 

[Panthro]

Bruce & Alfred watching reruns of X-Men Evolution -

KITTY: "I'm a Barbie Girl In A Barbie World-"
ROGUE: "Shut up."
KITTY: "Life in Plastic, It's Fantastic-"
ROGUE: "Shut up!"
KITTY: "You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere-"
ROGUE: "Will shut up?!"

BRUCE: "Sweet Jesus, Kitty Pryde is annoying. Why does Rogue put up with her?"
ALFRED: "Because they're in love with each other, Master Wayne."
BRUCE: "Hmm... that would explain a lot."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around!