The Dark Knight The Dark Knight Caption Thread II

[ultimatefan]

BRUCE: Damn Alfred, I have to know about all the difigured guys with psychotic gazes, who´s that one?!
ALFRED: I believe his name is Steve Buscemi, sir.

 

[ultimatefan]

BRUCE: Two thousand channels and all I hear about is Amy Winehouse´s screw up of the day!

 

[Panthro]

JOKER: "I Am The Ultimate Bad-Ass!"

BATMAN: "Hey Clark, got some bad news."
SUPERMAN: "What?"
BATMAN: "Lois has AIDS."
SUPERMAN: "That's not funny Bruce!" [zaps Batman]

BATMAN: "I need to tell Clark to stop piling his monsters in Gotham..."

SUPERMAN: "There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that **** for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a mother****er before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some **** this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd."
BATMAN: "You need to lay off the Tarantino."

MAGGIE: "Did Katie Holmes seriously think Mad Money was gonna make even a quarter of what Dark Knight made?"
ECKHART: "Apparently."

JOKER: "Uh, Bats, don't you think this is a little over the top? I mean all I did was make a joke about Robin's lack of pants..."

BATMAN: "Don't you ever say an un-kind word about Monty Python!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff, especially the Mad Money trashing.

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: See, this is what happens when DC´only successful movie franchise is about a guy with no superpowers. What´s Clark doing right now,lifting Mount Rushmore?!

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: See, this is what happens when DC´only successful movie franchise is about a guy with no superpowers. What´s Clark doing right now,lifting Mount Rushmore?!

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "Where's Godzilla when you need him? Probably still in the Thor caption thread... lousy lizard."

 

[batman11]

Jennifer Dugan (News reporter): He seemed to come out of nowhere to answer the cries of the city...just when all hope seemed to be lost!

Bruce: ...

Jennifer Dugan (News reporter): It's haaaard to believe whaaat's happened...the bruuutality of it....I don't know how he can take any more...

Bruce: What the **** is this crap?

 

[BlueLightning]

Hahahaha. That is a good one

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Love the Godzilla one and the SM3 bash!

 

[ultimatefan]

BRUCE: What is this show called, Alfred?
ALFRED: I believe it´s named Two And A Half Men, sir.
BRUCE: And it´s one of the most popular shows on TV, right?
ALFRED: That is correct.
BRUCE: Dammit, took the blame for those crimes for nothing. The Joker won.

 

[ultimatefan]

BRUCE: All these rumors that I´m as insane as my enemies are total BS, aren´t they?
SUIT: Absolutely, sir.
BRUCE: Attaboy.

 

[Panthro]

Love all those bashes and the talking suit one.

BRUCE: "Alright, who put nipples on the suit?"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! My first suspect would have the initials JS, Bruce...

 

[ultimatefan]

BRUCE: I can´t believe this! MSNBC bashes me because I brutalize criminals, and Fox News bashes me because I defy authority!
ALFRED: So in conclusion, you must be doing something right, sir.

 

[Panthro]

BRUCE: I can´t believe this! MSNBC bashes me because I brutalize criminals, and Fox News bashes me because I defy authority!
ALFRED: So in conclusion, you must be doing something right, sir.

 

[Panthro]

BAT-SANTA: "You're going to sit down, have a normal, civilized Christmas dinner, gift exchange and you'll like it Mister!"

 

[kedrell]

Batman: "I need you to push....NOW!!"

Big Eyed Alien Girl: "Hey that's MY line! And while we're at it, STOP STEALING MY LOOK!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and hehehehehehehehe, cool stuff guys!

 

[The Navigator]

BRUCE: All these rumors that I´m as insane as my enemies are total BS, aren´t they?
SUIT: Absolutely, sir.
BRUCE: Attaboy.

 

[The Navigator]

"No one's ever attempted a double bypass brain transplant before..."

"I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school."

 

[kedrell]

^Ah, now THAT is brilliant.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Rabbit!

 

[ultimatefan]

ALFRED: And what do you call that, sir?

BRUCE: Damn good television.

 

[Panthro]

JOKER: "Now tell me truly, are you the one who suggested turning Felicia Hardy, AKA: The Black Cat, into the Vulturess, daughter of the Vulture, for Spider-Man 4?"
RACHEL: "Of course not. Who in their right mind would be that stupid?"

BATMAN: "Tom Rothman, but he works at Fox, so sadly we can't blame this one on him."