The Dark Knight The Dark Knight Caption Thread II

[kedrell]

Joker: "Bust fer dat gei'm gonna dalk rike viss fur da lest a da povie!"

 

[kedrell]

Joker: "See, Batman & Robin ain't the only one's who can get it on!"

 

[ALittlePush]

^ That is so wrong......and yet so funny.

 

[kedrell]

Joker: "And you know what's going to happen now. You should admit your situation. There would be more dignity in it."

Batman: "You go to hell."

Joker: "Let me ask you something. If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?"

Batman: "Do you have any idea how goddamn crazy you are?"

Joker: "You mean the nature of this conversation?"

Batman: "I mean the nature of you."

 

[kedrell]

^ That is so wrong......and yet so funny.

Thanks, just one of the many things one finds when doing a Joker image search on google.

 

[DX]

Joker: "I don't want there to be any hard feelings between us, Harvey."

Dent: "It's funny you say that, because I have a hard feeling right now."

 

[kedrell]

^Better than mine. Bravo!

 

[kedrell]

Rachel: "2nd date...NO TONGUE!"

Joker: "Ya know, you reminded me of Hellboy."

Joker: "I HATED HELLBOY!!"

 

[DX]

^Better than mine. Bravo!

Cheers. Haha, not a Hellboy fan?

 

[kedrell]

No, but I don't hate it. But it worked in the context of the caption.

 

[DX]

No, but I don't hate it. But it worked in the context of the caption.

Ah, fair enough, lol.

 

[kedrell]

YIPPIE KAI-YAY MOTHER****ER!!!!!

 

[Jack Bauer]

BRUCE: Oh, look Twilight is on, maybe I should watch and see how it is.

*Hours later*

GORDON: Bruce Wayne's in a coma after watching Twilight. He never had a chance.

JOKER: That's all part of the plan.

*Cue Joker's infamous laugh*

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

GORDON: I DID warn him about seeing The English Patient.

 

[ultimatefan]

JOKER: That´s no knife... THAT´S a knife!

 

[ultimatefan]

JOKER: If you think my oral herpes is bad, you should see the people I kiss...

 

[ultimatefan]

BRUCE: Now, Selina, you and Barbara start taking your clothes off... Slowly... No, leave the masks on! Now a little hugging... A little kissing... Of course you can join us, Thalia...

 

[kedrell]

Bruce: "hmmm,zzzzzzzzzz...unnhhh hrmmm I want some Coco Puffs..zzzzzzzz"

 

[The Navigator]

"Somebody's streaming live feed of the batcave to Gotham News!"
-"*sigh* Those are your security cameras, Master Wayne..."

 

[Panthro]

HARVEY DENT: "Zion, hear me! It is true, what many of you have heard. The machines have gathered an army and as I speak, that army is drawing nearer to our home. Believe me when I say we have a difficult time ahead of us. But if we are to be prepared for it, we must first shed our fear of it. I stand here, before you now, truthfully unafraid. Why? Because I believe something you do not? No, I stand here without fear because I remember. I remember that I am here not because of the path that lies before me but because of the path that lies behind me. I remember that for 100 years we have fought these machines. I remember that for 100 years they have sent their armies to destroy us, and after a century of war I remember that which matters most... We are still here! Today, let us send a message to that army. Tonight, let us shake this cave. Tonight, let us tremble these halls of earth, steel, and stone, let us be heard from red core to black sky. Tonight, let us make them remember, THIS IS ZION AND WE ARE NOT AFRAID!"

 

[CJ]

BRUCE: All these rumors that I´m as insane as my enemies are total BS, aren´t they?
SUIT: Absolutely, sir.
BRUCE: Attaboy.

This one is gold.

 

[batmaluco]

lol, yeah, I agree!

 

[batmaluco]

Bruce: Batman... Batman...
Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a bat gets all of my press?
This town needs an enema!
Alfred: But... you are the Batman, Master Wayne...!
Bruce:

 

[batmaluco]

Rachel: You're insane!
Joker: I thought I was a Pisces!