The Dark Knight The Dark Knight Caption Thread II

[ALittlePush]

Joker: You've got a little bit of sauce on your nose. Let me just get that for you.

 

[BestGirl]

Rachel: "2nd date...NO TONGUE!"

Joker: "Ya know, you reminded me of Hellboy."

Joker: "I HATED HELLBOY!!"

Hellboy wouldn't let Joker tongue-kiss him either?

 

[kedrell]

^Hehehe, you're probably right.

Rachel: You're insane!
Joker: I thought I was a Pisces!

You know, I never got that joke. But then I know zilch about horoscopes.

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "It's Christmas ... baby, please come home
Yeah

The snow's comin' down / Christmas
I'm watchin' it fall / Christmas
Lots of people around / Christmas
Baby, please come home

The church bells in town / Christmas
They're ringin' a song / Christmas
What a happy sound / Christmas
Baby, please come home

They're singin' 'Deck the Halls'
But it's not like Christmas at all
I remember when you were here
And all the fun we had last year

Pretty lights on the tree / Christmas
I'm watchin' 'em shine / Christmas
You should be here with me / Christmas
Baby, please come home
Baby, please come home
Baby, please come home

They're singin' 'Deck the Halls'
But it's not like Christmas at all
I remember when you were here
And all the fun we had last year

If there was a way / Christmas
I'd hold back these tears / Christmas
But it's Christmas day / Christmas
Baby, please come home / Christmas
Home / Christmas

Baby, please come home / Christmas
Baby, please come home / Christmas
Baby, please come home / Christmas
Home / Christmas

Baby, please come home / Christmas ..."

 

[kedrell]

Rachel: "Not tonight, Joker. I have a headache."

Joker: "But Rachel, you promised."

Rachel: "Oh, all right! But this time, take off that hand buzzer."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Cjm, batmaluco! Love the 89 quotes. Nice song, Panthro!

 

[Panthro]

Rachel: "Not tonight, Joker. I have a headache."

Joker: "But Rachel, you promised."

Rachel: "Oh, all right! But this time, take off that hand buzzer."

Thanks UF.

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "And it wouldn't be Christmas without you. Can't fool me I know it's true. Merry Christmas, Merry La-La-La. And it wouldn't be Christmas without you, can't fool me I know it's true. Merry Christmas, Merry La-La-La. Making my friends out of snow, it's Christmas and I'm all alone, but it won't bring me down because Christmas cheer is all around. And it wouldn't be Christmas without you. Can't fool me I know it's true. Merry Christmas, Merry La-La-La. And it wouldn't be Christmas without you, can't fool me I know it's true. Merry Christmas, Merry La-La-La. Santa Claus is flying high across the frosty winter sky, I'm gonna find him and my toys, he's in a band that just makes noise. And it wouldn't be Christmas without you. Can't fool me I know it's true. Merry Christmas, Merry La-La-La. And it wouldn't be Christmas without you, can't fool me I know it's true. Merry Christmas, Merry La-La-La..."

 

[Panthro]

ADAM WEST BATMAN: "Down my Bat-Wing with a spitball?! Die you loathsome creature!"

ADAM WEST BATMAN: "Refuse to acknowledge that Luke Skywalker was bad-ass in Return of the Jedi?! Have at you, villain!"
JOKER: ""

 

[batmaluco]

Thanks, ultimatefan!

You know, I never got that joke. But then I know zilch about horoscopes.

I think it's a kinda nonsense joke where he is trying to push the notion that Insane would be one of the signs of the zodiac...

 

[batmaluco]

Fox: Banned again, Sir?
Bruce: Yes... This time I was posting pictures of totally dressed women, in a forum entirely dedicated to porn...

 

[batmaluco]

Every breath you take and every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take, I'll be watching you
Every single day and every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay, I'll be watching you
Oh can't you see you belong to me?
How my poor heart aches with every step you take
Every move you make and every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake, I'll be watching you

 

[batmaluco]

Joker: Hit me!

Batman: No! Justice is about harmony! Justice is about balance!


LATER...

Joker: Hit me!

Batman: Now we're talking!

 

[ALittlePush]

Joker: That's it Harley, that's my girl, just like that.

 

[kedrell]

A very slightly different take on the scene:

Joker: "If you're good at something, never do it for free."

Chechen: "How much you want?"

Joker: "Uh, half."

Gambol: "You're crazy!"

Joker: "Am not."

 

[Panthro]

Fox: Banned again, Sir?
Bruce: Yes... This time I was posting pictures of totally dressed women, in a forum entirely dedicated to porn...

 

[Panthro]

Joker: Hit me!

Batman: No! Justice is about harmony! Justice is about balance!


LATER...

Joker: Hit me!

Batman: Now we're talking!

Again:
The last one you did was funny too.

 

[Panthro]

Joker: That's it Harley, that's my girl, just like that.

Bwahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

JOKER: "I'm gonna play this stinkin' city like a harp from Hell!"

BATMAN: "I am the [Dark] Knight Rider. I'm a fuel injected suicide machine! I am a rocker, I am a roller, I am an out of controller! I'm the [Dark] Knight Rider, baby! I'm hotter than a rolling dice! Step up right up chum and watch the kid lay down a rubber road right to freedom!"

BATMAN: "That's one Hell of a speed bump they put there..."

 

[batmaluco]

Thanks, Panthro!
Hehehe, one hell of a speed bump!...

 

[batmaluco]

An onomatopoeia is worth a thousand words...

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "Spiderman, Spiderman,
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Spiderman.

Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread
Take a look overhead
Hey, there
There goes the Spiderman.

In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time.

Spiderman, Spiderman
Friendly neighborhood Spiderman
Wealth and fame
He's ingnored
Action is his reward.

To him, life is a great big bang up
Whenever there's a hang up
You'll find the Spider man!"

 

[kedrell]

Dent: "You must be Alfred, right?"
Alfred: "That's right sir."
Dent: "Yeah, Rachel talks about you a lot. You've known her for her whole life, right?"
Alfred: "Well, not yet sir."

Joker: "Hmm..."

Joker: "Now ya have."

 

[kedrell]

Joker: "Upset the established order and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."

Stane: "What we do keeps the world from falling into chaos."

BLAM!

 

[Panthro]

Dent: "You must be Alfred, right?"
Alfred: "That's right sir."
Dent: "Yeah, Rachel talks about you a lot. You've known her for her whole life, right?"
Alfred: "Well, not yet sir."

Joker: "Hmm..."

Joker: "Now ya have."

Your Iron Monger one is just as funny here as it was in the Iron Man 2 thread.