The Dark Knight The Dark Knight Caption Thread II

[CJ]

"Where's the ka-boom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering ka-boom!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro!

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: So, got our tickets to see Avatar in 3-D?
HARVEY: Sorry, it was sold out. But we can see Robin Williams and John Travolta play mentally-challenged parents - or so it seems - with every cliché crotch and fart joke in the book in Old Dogs!

BATMAN: Goodbye, cruel world...

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: That´s right, you can tell John Goodman apart from the crowd even from up here, and I´m on the 129th floor!

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: That´s right, you can tell John Goodman apart from the crowd even from up here, and I´m on the 129th floor!

Hehehe, OUCH

 

[The Navigator]

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

 

[Panthro]

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

Hopefully not in front of the killer clown with the machine gun.

 

[The Navigator]

BATMAN: What's up with the suit?
DENT: Oh, I'm a process server, so I have to wear a suit.
BATMAN: Wow, you're a servant? Like a butler? A chauffeur?
DENT: No, no. What? No, I'm not like-...
BATMAN: Shine shoes?
DENT: I'm a process server!

 

[Panthro]

DENT: "I don't get it. Rogue was once arguably the sexiest female character in the X-Men titles, but the movies completely desexualized her and as a result her sex appeal in the comics was neutered to the point of being non-existent. I mean have you seen her lately? She looks nothing like the babe she was in the 1990s."
GORDON: "Meanwhile, the Fantastic Four movies try to sex up Sue Storm and failed miserably."
BATMAN: "Gentlemen, I may be the world's greatest detective, but I don't pretend to understand the practices at Fox unless James Cameron's involved."

 

[kedrell]

[During intermission]

Ra's: "Go get some snacks, perhaps a car-bo-nat-ed soda!"

Rachel: "I hope they have Icees!"

Alfred: "I've chosen the large tub."

Bruce: "My nipples look like Milk Duds!"

Joker: "I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn, and it's non-dairy!"

 

[Panthro]

[During intermission]

Ra's: "Go get some snacks, perhaps a car-bo-nat-ed soda!"

Rachel: "I hope they have Icees!"

Alfred: "I've chosen the large tub."

Bruce: "My nipples look like Milk Duds!"

Joker: "I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn, and it's non-dairy!"

When a night at the movies goes horribly wrong.

 

[Panthro]

ALFRED: "Um, Master Wayne, what are you doing?"

BRUCE: "Throwing off my false personas... letting the dudes emerge... you see what I've realized lately... is that I am not the Batman... and I am not John Connor... and I am not Patrick Bateman... You know what I think? I think I might be no one..."

JOKER: "My God! The insecurity level with you is ridiculous!"

 

[ALittlePush]

Rachel: I love watching ballet.

Later

Alfred: If you don't mind me asking, Sir, what are you doing?

Bruce: I'm practicing my ballet.

Joker: Even to a guy like me, that's just plain wrong.

 

[batmaluco]

JOKER: Well, some people complained the franchise wasn´t "fun" enough, so we came up with this.
BATMAN: I see, what´s next? Neon? Nipples?
JOKER: I said fun, not suicide-inducing.

 

[batmaluco]

Bale: "It's hot, dark and sweaty and it gives me a headache."

 

[batmaluco]

Joker: I just want to play a new game. It's called: 'Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street!'

 

[batmaluco]

Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light?

Have you ever danced with the moon by the pale devil light?

Have you ever mooned with the devil by the pale dance light?

Have you ever danced with the tiger by the pale moon light?

Now, that was bizarre!

 

[Panthro]

Rachel: I love watching ballet.

Later

Alfred: If you don't mind me asking, Sir, what are you doing?

Bruce: I'm practicing my ballet.

Joker: Even to a guy like me, that's just plain wrong.

All yours were funny batmaluco.

 

[kedrell]

Alfred: "A little liquid courage, Mr. Dent?"

Harvey: "Hmm..."

Harvey: "You didn't wiz in this, did you?"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

IIII´m too sexy for this shirt, too sexy for this shirt, so sexy it huuuuurts...

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Before we go any further with this, I have to tell you, I wear fur.

 

[ultimatefan]

BLAKE: Gee, I hope fanboys won´t be too harsh with me cuz I´m a teen star!

ALBA: Don´t count on it, sweetie! Of course if I were a talented teen star that would have helped a little...

BOSWORTH: Í wasn´t even a successful teen star! Young Americans lasted what again, three episodes?

KATIE: Well,at least you can marry a huge movie star... And join a crackpot religion... And lose all your personal freedom... No no wait, Tom please, I didn´t mean that, I swear, they forced me! Please not Lord Xenu´s... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

 

[kedrell]

but the Katie Holmes pic isn't showing up.

 

[ALittlePush]

Alfred: (thinking) He's at it again.

Bruce:I feel pretty, Oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright.