The Dark Knight The Dark Knight Caption Thread II

[ultimatefan]

but the Katie Holmes pic isn't showing up.

Thanks, but that´s weird, it shows for me.

 

[Panthro]

BLAKE: Gee, I hope fanboys won´t be too harsh with me cuz I´m a teen star!

ALBA: Don´t count on it, sweetie! Of course if I were a talented teen star that would have helped a little...

BOSWORTH: Í wasn´t even a successful teen star! Young Americans lasted what again, three episodes?

KATIE: Well,at least you can marry a huge movie star... And join a crackpot religion... And lose all your personal freedom... No no wait, Tom please, I didn´t mean that, I swear, they forced me! Please not Lord Xenu´s... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Bwahahahahaha - but the Katie pic isn't showing up for me either.

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: No, Peter. My movie is your franchise´s father now.

PETER: N-no... That´s impossible!!

BATMAN: Search the Hollywood trades, you know it to be true. Join The Dark Knight, Peter. It is your destiny!

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: No, Peter. My movie is your franchise´s father now.

PETER: N-no... That´s impossible!!

BATMAN: Search the Hollywood trades, you know it to be true. Join The Dark Knight, Peter. It is your destiny!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "So Peter, welcome to reboot land."

PETER: "But... but my movies made a ton of money! I know #3 kind of divided people, but it was still a financial hit! How can they do this to me?!"

BATMAN: "You mean besides the fact that your lead actor is like 35? Apparently your man Sam Raimi and the studio weren't getting along when it came to the script. That's all I've managed to uncover so far."

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

PETER: I have arguably the all-time most successful superhero film franchise! What have I done to deserve asequel cancellation/reboot?

BATMAN: Hmmm, I don´t know,maybe all the crying and whining for starters?

 

[ultimatefan]

PETER: Any advice for a fellow superhero who entered the reboot club?

BATMAN: Get a talented filmmaker with a real vision, someone who loves and respects the material, someone who can handle storytelling as well as spectacle.

PETER: In other words, no Michael Bay or Roland Emmerich.

BATMAN: Avoid them like the plague.

 

[kedrell]

Hehehe, I'd say Emmerich is head and shoulders above Bay(who's the worst director this side of Ed Wood and Uwe Boll, IMO) but still he's all wrong for Spidey.

 

[The Navigator]

It is a period of civil war. Rebel vigilantes, striking from a hidden subterranean base, have scored their first major victory against the Galactic Empire.

 

[kedrell]

Harvey: "Oh, hey great! I'm glad you're here. I need to know some things. What's the capital of Bangladesh? When is the summer solstice? How many licks does it really take to get to the bottom of a tootsie pop? And what's the best route to use when going to Miami from Gotham?"

Alfred: "I'm sorry sir, but why are you asking me all these questions?"

Harvey: "Aren't you that Ask Jeeves guy?"

 

[The Navigator]

Hahaha! Nice.

 

[kedrell]

Thanks.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Ked, great stuff guys!

 

[kedrell]

Thanks Ulti.

 

[Panthro]

PETER: Any advice for a fellow superhero who entered the reboot club?

BATMAN: Get a talented filmmaker with a real vision, someone who loves and respects the material, someone who can handle storytelling as well as spectacle.

PETER: In other words, no Michael Bay or Roland Emmerich.

BATMAN: Avoid them like the plague.

I also liked the Ask Jeeves & Star Wars gags.

 

[Indrid Cold]

Yes avoid the Bay/Emmerich plague at all costs.

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "Bangkok, Oriental setting
And the city don't know that the city is getting
The creme de la creme of the chess world in a
Show with everything but Yul Brynner

Time flies -- doesn't seem a minute
Since the Tirolean spa had the chess boys in it
All change -- don't you know that when you
Play at this level there's no ordinary venue

It's Iceland -- or the Philippines -- or Hastings -- or --
or this place!

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
And if you're lucky then the god's a she
I can feel an angel sliding up to me

One town's very like another
When your head's down over your pieces, brother

It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity
To be looking at the board, not looking at the city

Whaddya mean? Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town --

Tea, girls, warm, sweet
Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham suite

Get Thai'd! You're talking to a tourist
Whose every move's among the purest
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me

Siam's gonna be the witness
To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness
This grips me more than would a
Muddy old river or reclining Buddha

And thank God I'm only watching the game -- controlling it --

I don't see you guys rating
The kind of mate I'm contemplating
I'd let you watch, I would invite you
But the queens we use would not excite you

So you better go back to your bars, your temples, your massage
parlours --

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
A little flesh, a little history
I can feel an angel sliding up to me

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me..."

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "Whaddaya mean I gotta wait till 2011 to see Thor: Tales of Asgard?!"
JOKER: "Ow Dude, they're delaying the release so they can use it to promote the Thor movie! Not that we should care seeing as how we belong to DC & WB and the guys who handle the animated Marvel features, Josh Fine, Chris Yost, Craig Kyle and Greg Johnson clearly don't understand Thor and don't know how to handle him in their DTVs."
BATMAN: "Well this is true."

CATWOMAN: "Would you f*** me? I'd f*** me. I'd f*** me HARD."
BATMAN: "I'm sure you would."

CATWOMAN: "I want you to love me like the 2 dollar ****e that I am."
BATMAN: "I intend to."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, Body! Great stuff, Panthro!

 

[ultimatefan]

CATWOMAN:Promise me no mousey teen soapie star will get to play me in your third movie!
BATMAN: Over my dead body.

 

[ultimatefan]

CATWOMAN:I have to tell you, it was a brilliant plan to cause intrigue between Sam Raimi and Sony and make arguably the one superhero franchise that competes with yours in popularity collapse and be forced to start from scratch!
BATMAN: I couldn´t have done it if a certain femme fatale didn´t feed me the information I needed.
CATWOMAN: They never knew what hit them.
BATMAN: And it´s just the beginning... What do you think of spreading rumors that the Twilight guy will play Peter Parker/Spider-Man and the reboot will be made for a mere 80 million-dollar budget?
CATWOMAN: Genius.

 

[ALittlePush]

Batman: I am the one and only.........

 

[ALittlePush]

Spiderman: Sony have killed my franchise. Why did they do such a thing?

Batman: I have no idea. I mean it's not like I went over to the studio and put ideas in their heads.