The Dark Knight The Dark Knight Caption Thread II

[Panthro]

Great gags UF, Push.

BATMAN: "Oh - thinkin' about all our younger years
There was only you and me
We were young and wild and free

Now nothin' can take you away from me
We bin down that road before
But that's over now
You keep me comin' back for more

Baby you're all that I want
When you're lyin' here in my arms
I'm findin' it hard to believe
We're in heaven
And love is all that I need
And I found it there in your heart
It isn't too hard to see
We're in heaven

Oh - once in your life you find someone
Who will turn your world around
Bring you up when you're feelin' down

Ya - nothin' could change what you mean to me
Oh there's lots that I could say
But just hold me now
Cause our love will light the way

N' baby you're all that I want
When you're lyin' here in my arms
I'm findin' it hard to believe
We're in heaven
And love is all that I need
And I found it there in your heart
It isn't too hard to see
We're in heaven

I've bin waitin' for so long
For something to arrive
For love to come along

Now our dreams are comin' true
Through the good times and the bad
Ya - I'll be standin' there by you..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, nice song!

DYLAN BAKER: What, I played Dr. Curt Connors in two Spider-Man movies and I won´t get to be The Lizard? That´s not fair!

BILLY DEE WILLIAMS: Join the club, man! Atleast you got to be in two movies!

TERRENCE HOWARD: Yeah, lucky bastard! Even when a white man is screwed up he´s treated better than the brothers! Where´s Obama when you need him?!

 

[ultimatefan]

No one knows what it's like

To be the Batman

To be the sad man

Behind blue eyes



No one knows what it's like

To be hated

To be fated

To telling only lies



But my dreams

They aren't as empty

As my conscience seems to be



I have hours, only lonely

My love is vengeance

That's never free



No one knows what it's like

To feel these feelings

Like I do

And I blame you



No one bites back as hard

On their anger

None of my pain and woe

Can show through



But my dreams

They aren't as empty

As my conscience seems to be



I have hours, only lonely

My love is vengeance

That's never free



When my fist clenches, crack it open

Before I use it and lose my cool

When I smile, tell me some bad news

Before I laugh and act like a fool




No one knows what it's like

To be the Batman

To be the sad man

Behind blue eyes

 

[ALittlePush]

Batmanne way or another I'm gonna find ya
I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
One way or another I'm gonna win ya
I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
One way or another I'm gonna see ya
I'm gonna meetcha meetcha meetcha meetcha
One day, maybe next week
I'm gonna meetcha, I'm gonna meetcha, I'll meetcha
I will drive past your house
And if the lights are all down
I'll see who's around

One way or another I'm gonna find ya
I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
One way or another I'm gonna win ya
I'll getcha, I'll getcha
One way or another I'm gonna see ya
I'm gonna meetcha meetcha meetcha meetcha
One day, maybe next week
I'm gonna meetcha, I'll meetcha

And if the lights are all out
I'll follow your bus downtown
See who's hanging out

One way or another I'm gonna lose ya
I'm gonna give you the slip, a slip of the lip or another
I'm gonna lose ya, I'm gonna trick ya, I'll trick ya
One way or another I'm gonna lose ya
I'm gonna trick ya trick ya trick ya trick ya
One way or another I'm gonna lose ya
I'm gonna give you the slip

I'll walk down the mall
Stand over by the wall
Where I can see it all
Find out who ya call
Lead you to the supermarket checkout
Some specials and rat food, get lost in the crowd

One way or another I'm gonna getcha, I'll getcha, I'll getcha getcha getcha getcha
(Where I can see it all, find out who ya call)
One way or another I'm gonna getcha, I'll getcha, I'll getcha getcha getcha getcha
(Where I can see it all, find out who ya call)
One way or another I'm gonna getcha, I'll getcha, I'll getcha getcha getcha getcha
(Where I can see it all, find out who ya call)

 

[Panthro]

Thanks, nice song!

DYLAN BAKER: What, I played Dr. Curt Connors in two Spider-Man movies and I won´t get to be The Lizard? That´s not fair!

BILLY DEE WILLIAMS: Join the club, man! Atleast you got to be in two movies!

TERRENCE HOWARD: Yeah, lucky bastard! Even when a white man is screwed up he´s treated better than the brothers! Where´s Obama when you need him?!

Bwahahahahahaha!

Love those other singing Batman captions. Especially the WHO.

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "They're selling postcards of the hanging
Where they're painting the passports brown
Yeah, the beauty parlor's filled with sailors
The circus is in town

Oh now but here comes the blind commissioner
Well, they got him in a trance
One hand is tied to the tight-rope walker
The other's in his pants

And the riot squad, they're restless
They need somewhere to go
As Lady and I look out tonight
From Desolation Row

Cinderella, she seems so easy
"Well, it takes one to know one," she smiles
And she puts her hands in her back pockets
Bette Davis style

Now but in comes Romeo moaning
"You belong to me I believe"
And someone says, "You're in the wrong place, my friend
You better leave"

And then only sound that's left
After the ambulances go
Is Cinderella sweeping up
On Desolation Row

Now at midnight all the agents
And super-human crew
Go out and round up everyone
That knows more than they do

They gonna bring 'em to the factory
Where the heart-attack machine
Is strapped across their shoulders
And then the kerosene!

Is brought down from the castles
By insurance men who go
Check to see that no one is escaping
To Desolation Row

'Cause right now I can't read too good
Don't send me no letters, no
Not unless you gotta mail them
From Desolation Row..."

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "One minute I'm in Central Park.
Then, I'm down on Delancey Street.
Said, from the Bow'ry to St Mark's.
There's a syncopated beat. Right.

I said, Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo.
I'm streetwise.
I can improvise.
I said, Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo.
I'm streetsmart.
I've got New York City heart.

Why should I worry?
Why should I care?
I may not have a dime.
But I got street savoir faire.
Why should I worry?
Why should I care?
It's just be-bopulation.
And I got street savoir faire.

The rhythm of the city.
But once you get it down.
Said, then you can own this town.
You can wear the crown!

Why should I worry? Tell me.
Why should I care?
I Said, I may not have a dime. Oh!
But I got street savoir faire.
Why should I worry?
Why should I care?
It's just doo-wopulation.
And I got street savoir faire.

Ev'rything goes.
Ev'rything fits.
They love me at the Chelsea!
They adore me at the Ritz!

Why should I worry?
Why should I care?
And even when I cross that line.
I got street savoir faire..."

 

[ALittlePush]

BATMAN: "One minute I'm in Central Park.
Then, I'm down on Delancey Street.
Said, from the Bow'ry to St Mark's.
There's a syncopated beat. Right.

I said, Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo.
I'm streetwise.
I can improvise.
I said, Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo.
I'm streetsmart.
I've got New York City heart.

Why should I worry?
Why should I care?
I may not have a dime.
But I got street savoir faire.
Why should I worry?
Why should I care?
It's just be-bopulation.
And I got street savoir faire.

The rhythm of the city.
But once you get it down.
Said, then you can own this town.
You can wear the crown!

Why should I worry? Tell me.
Why should I care?
I Said, I may not have a dime. Oh!
But I got street savoir faire.
Why should I worry?
Why should I care?
It's just doo-wopulation.
And I got street savoir faire.

Ev'rything goes.
Ev'rything fits.
They love me at the Chelsea!
They adore me at the Ritz!

Why should I worry?
Why should I care?
And even when I cross that line.
I got street savoir faire..."

Batman's been watching too much Oliver and Company.

 

[Panthro]

Indeed.

BATMAN: "She was a-seaside sittin'
Just a-smokin' and a-drinkin' on ringside
On top of the world, oh yeah
She had her drink in her hand
She had her toes in the sand and whoa! Ha, ha
What a beautiful girl, ah yeah
What a sweet talkin' honey with a little bit o' money
She turn your head around
Creature from the sea with the looks to me
Like she like to fool around

What a snappy little mammy gonna keep a pappy happy
And accompany me, to the ends of the earth, ah yeah
Ah, that's why I said

Here I am, ain't no man of the world, no
All I need is a beautiful girl
Ah yeah, beautiful girls

Woo, come here, honey. Come here, come here, come here

Well, I'm a bum in the sun and I'm havin' fun
And I know you know I got no special plans (Special plans)
All the bills are paid, I got it made in the shade
N' all I nee-nee-need is the woman, ha-ha-ha (Understand)

What a sweet talkin' honey with a little bit o' money
She turn your head around
A creature from the sea with the looks to me
Like she like to fool around

Here I am, ain't no man of the world, no
All I need is a beautiful girl
Ah yeah, beautiful girl

Oh, come this way, babe

Sit down right here
Ooh la la!
Think I got it now

Now I'm a-seaside sittin'
Just a-smokin' and a-drinkin', I'm ringside
On top of the world (Top of the world)
I got a drink in my hand, I got my toes in the sand
All I need, is a beautiful girl (Beautiful girl)
Oh yeah!

Here I am, ain't no man of the world, no
All I need is a beautiful girl
Ah yeah! Beautiful girls

Whoa! I ain't lyin' to ya
Nothin' else I need

Ah yeah, beautiful girls
Sit yourself on down
Ah yeah, beautiful girls
Ow!

Ah yeah, beautiful girls
Ow!

Ah yeah, beautiful girls
Woo! Come here, baby. Come here. Woo!

Ah yeah, beautiful girls
What's your name, honey? What's your--hey! Hey, where ya goin'?

Ah yeah, beautiful girls
Hey! Hey, hey! Wait a minute, wait a min... Oh!

Ah yeah, beautiful girls
I love 'em! I need 'em!

Ah yeah, beautiful girls
Can't do without 'em, no!

Ah yeah, beautiful girls
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Ah yeah, beautiful girls
Ah yeah, beautiful girls..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Nice stuff.

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Some days, you just can´t get rid of a Star Wars prequel trilogy...

 

[ultimatefan]

STORM TROOPER:C´mon dude, Lord Vader will crush my neck if I don´t recover that ball!
BATMAN:Hmmm, do you work at the Death Star?
ST: Yeah, fantastic place, has day care center, intelligent crops and everything.
BATMAN: Yes, well, I wouldn´t worry too much about the neck crushing if I were you.

 

[ultimatefan]

JAKE: See it? We beat you at the domestic and overseas box office and we won the Golden Globe!

BATMAN: Do you have five highly successful movies, at least three of them critically-acclaimed? Classic, highly popular animated and live-action TV shows? One of the most popular, longest-running comic books of all time? Some of the msot popular and praised graphic novels of all time? Are you one of the most iconic,recognizable fictional characters of all time?

JAKE: Damn it, you can´t let a fresh new franchise have its moment of glory, can you?

BATMAN: No.

NEYTIRI: Our people spoke of the legend of the brooding, major league a**hole superhero, but I thought it was just a myth...

 

[bane]

Lucas:Nolan, how did you make TDK such a success?
Nolan:Uh?
Lucas:CGI right?I must use more CGI in my next movie, oh and another Jar Jar Binks like character!
Nolan:Right...

Lucas:See, I told Nolan I should use more CGI, I was right!
Cameron:Mhm...

 

[Bad Superman]

Batman: (Rapping): ♫ Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, you're looking like a fool with your pants on the ground. ♫

 

[Panthro]

JAKE: See it? We beat you at the domestic and overseas box office and we won the Golden Globe!

BATMAN: Do you have five highly successful movies, at least three of them critically-acclaimed? Classic, highly popular animated and live-action TV shows? One of the most popular, longest-running comic books of all time? Some of the msot popular and praised graphic novels of all time? Are you one of the most iconic,recognizable fictional characters of all time?

JAKE: Damn it, you can´t let a fresh new franchise have its moment of glory, can you?

BATMAN: No.

NEYTIRI: Our people spoke of the legend of the brooding, major league a**hole superhero, but I thought it was just a myth...

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

I liked yours too bane. And the Batman rapping.

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "We'll be singing
When we're winning
We'll be singing
I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down
Pissing the night away
Pissing the night away
He drinks a whisky drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the better times:
"Oh Danny Boy
Danny Boy
Danny Boy..."
I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down
Pissing the night away
Pissing the night away
He drinks a whisky drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the better times:
"Don't cry for me
Next door neighbour..."
I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down
We'll be singing
When we're winning
We'll be singing..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Poor Lucas, he´s delusional...

 

[ultimatefan]

Allow me to do a follow up:

LUCAS:What did you have that I didn´t?
NOLAN: A real, intricate and multi-layered plot, fleshed out, three-dimensional characters, poignant dialogue, a real sense of urgency and tension...

LUCAS:What did you have that I didn´t?
CAMERON: A cinematic world that really was unlike anything people had seen before, and yet it felt real and tangigle, a real sense of awe and wonder, a story that really had an emotional pull and made you care and root for the heroes...
LUCAS: Wait wait wait, you guys are giving me a headache, can´t I just tell the computer to do all that?

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: My movie was much more critically-acclaimed than Avatar, broke records and made a billion at the box office, fans went crazy for it, had a ton of award buzz and yet it didn´t get a Golden Globe nomination for best picture and Avatar not only got it but won...

WHAT´S THE DEAL WITH THAT?!

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff UF!

 

[marc8358]

I liked yours too bane. And the Batman rapping.
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[QueenChaos]

HAHA!!! This thread is amazing. Mega props to all of you.

 

[QueenChaos]

When the suit's just not good enough...

BATMAN: Uhh.. hang on, there seems to be a rock in my shoe..

BATMAN: GRRRAAAHHH!! TELL ME YOU DIDN'T DO THIS, DO YOU KNOW IT'S HELL TAKING OFF THIS SUIT!?

....

BATMAN: I have a question
COPYCAT: uhm..yeah?
BATMAN: Can I get your opinion on the suit, I mean, do you think it's alright?
COPYCAT: uh..well...

...

BRUCE: I knew I should have added the nipples...

.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great one, Queen!