The Dark Knight The Dark Knight Caption Thread II

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Say, Bruce, isn't that your son over there?"

BATMAN: "Whatever you do, don't make eye contact."

SUPERMAN: "Too late."

Bwahahahahahahahaha

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Thanks.

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "How silly can you get? Yeah yeah. How silly can you get? Ooh yeah. I never ever meant to stray, but when she looked at me that way, and I was young in gay Pari baby. I went to Paris in France, I had a little romance, I saw her walkin' down the boulevard. I knew I should have been good, I never thought that I would be double crossing baby, cross my heart. With a little rock and a little role, what's a lonely boy to do? How silly can you get? Yeah yeah. How silly can you get? Ooh yeah. No more foolin' around you bet! How silly can you get?"

 

[kedrell]

Damn! Gotta get to Denny's before I miss the early bird special!

 

[kedrell]

Go Speed Racer! Go Speed Racer! Go Speed Racer! GO!

 

[kedrell]

This needs no caption:

http://i33.tinypic.com/347z9r9.jpg

 

[kedrell]

http://i37.tinypic.com/2lm4dwm.jpg

 

[kedrell]

Blinded by the Light!

 

[kedrell]

 

[kedrell]

 

[kedrell]

Robin: "Help! He's gone on a slapping spree!"

 

[kedrell]

 

[SpiderByte]

^
I could have sworn I've seen that before...

 

[Panthro]

Hehehehehehehehe

 

[kedrell]

I know how this happened:

 

[SpiderByte]

 

[CJ]

"You know, we've been looking for you guys for a long time."

"Yeah, but remember, we're the Wet Bandits. That's Wet Bandits. W-E--"

"SHUT UP! Get in the car!"

Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas..

Let your heart be briiiight..

 

[Panthro]

I know how this happened:

Bwahahahahahahaha

BATMAN: "If loving you is wrong, then I don't want to be right."

BLONDE DCAU CATWOMAN: "With a body like this, who cares that I have blonde hair instead of the comics traditional black hair?"

WONDER WOMAN: "Oh Brucey..."
BATMAN: "Damn woman I just gave you sweet lovin' 5 minutes ago! You tryin' to kill me!?"

WONDER WOMAN: "Oh Bruce..."
BATMAN: "Oh not tonight Diana I have a headache."

BATMAN: "Damn it Diana, don't you know I have a restraining order against you?"
WONDER WOMAN: "Your mouth says no but your opaque lenses say yes."
BATMAN [under his breath]: "God I have had it with this woman and her long delayed descent into adolescent fixations... where's Clark when I need him?"

BATMAN: "Whoa, my eyes are missing. Now I know how Clark feels..."

BATMAN: "Damn, you weren't lying when you said you liked it rough..."
WONDER WOMAN: "Clark always liked it rough."
BATMAN: "I'm not Clark!"
WONDER WOMAN: "I noticed. You're not as well endowed for one thing."
BATMAN: "Hey!"

BATMAN: "What do you mean Clark's better endowed than me?!"
WONDER WOMAN: "Not all men are created equal Bruce."

 

[kedrell]

Batman: "It shoots through schools."

 

[SpiderByte]

Batman: I never realized just how *****ing fun these things are!

 

[Panthro]

Batman: I never realized just how *****ing fun these things are!

Your gun gag was good too ked.

Not really a caption but it's still funny -

 

[SpiderByte]

Batman: BANG! I shot you! BANG! I shot you again!

The Superman and Joker one is absolutely hillarious. The sandwich makes it all the better.

 

[SpiderByte]

Batman: BANG! I shot you! BANG! I shot you again!

The Superman and Joker one is absolutely hillarious. The sandwich makes it all the better.

 

[ALittlePush]

Batman:Go ahead...make my day!

 

[ALittlePush]

Batman:I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?