The Avengers The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2

[Panthro]

BLACK WIDOW: "...Sexy and I know it..."

BLACK WIDOW: "Girls just wanna have fun..."

BLACK WIDOW: "There's only one thing to do after a box office like that - strut." [cue Staying Alive]

 

[Panthro]

MS. MARVEL: "You chauvinist pig! How dare you call yourself a superhero!"
CAPTAIN MARVEL: "Damn Carol. The most I ever asked you for was a sandwich."

MS. MARVEL: "I think you're all [BLEEP] in the head. We're ten hours from the [BLEEP] fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much [BLEEP] fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're [BLEEP]! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy [BLEEP]!
CAPTAIN MARVEL: "Carol, do you want an Aspirin?"
MS. MARVEL: "Don't Touch!"

MS. MARVEL: "Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, #!$%less, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?"
CAPTAIN MARVEL: "This is the worst Christmas getaway ever."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff Panthro.

 

[ultimatefan]

BLACK WIDOW: You don´t talk trash about Grey´s Anatomy on my watch.

 

[Panthro]

BLACK WIDOW: You don´t talk trash about Grey´s Anatomy on my watch.

Thanks and hehehehehe

BLACK WIDOW: "That's what happens to people who bash my performance in the Prestige."

 

[ultimatefan]

Hehe, in all fairness she had a small role in that movie.

SCARLETT: Okay, just 134.675.842 more men who saw my leaked naked pics on the internet.

 

[ultimatefan]

LOKI: I have an army.

KNIGHT 1: We are the knights who say ni!
OTHER KNIGHTS: Ni! Ni! Ni!Ni!

LOKI: I´m boned.

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff UF. Gotta love Monty Python.

SPIDER-MAN: "What can I say? I have a fetish for women who have been voiced by Jennifer Hale."
MS-CAPTAIN-MARVEL: "I just want my paycheck."

 

[ultimatefan]

SCARLETT: Any more questions about my marriage with Ryan Reynolds?

 

[ultimatefan]

Indeed gotta love Monty Python. She does have a nice voice.

SPIDER-MAN: C´mon baby, clearly we got "protection" already!
MS-CAPTAIN-MARVEL: You´re such a funny guy. Would you like me to perform a pun with "drop dead"?
SPIDER-MAN: Sorry.

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff UF

LOKI: "Man, I'm sure glad I'm not part of Avengers Vs. X-Men, it would totally ruin my street cred."

 

[Panthro]

MS. MARVEL: "Come on, you know you want this to be the first poster for the sequel."

THOR: "Look it's not up to me if you appear in the sequels or not!"

 

[Panthro]

HAWKEYE: "What'cha lookin' at Hulk?"
HULK: "Hulk looking up at funky space gladiator."

MS-CAPTAIN-MARVEL: "Oh come on guys, I'm not a space gladiator..."

 

[Panthro]

HAWKEYE: "What'cha lookin' at Hulk?"
HULK: "Hulk looking up at Star Trek Deep Space Nine refugee."

MS-CAPTAIN-MARVEL: "Very funny Hulk."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff Panthro! Ms. Marvel would make for a pretty yummy poster.

 

[ultimatefan]

MS. MARVEL: So, you seriously don´t want me to show any skin? You sure?

 

[Panthro]

MS. MARVEL: So, you seriously don´t want me to show any skin? You sure?

 

[ultimatefan]

LOKI: 47 percent of the American people are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you name it. That, that's an entitlement.

TONY: Wow. Good thing you´re not running for office or anything.

 

[Panthro]

^^Hehehehehe

LOKI: "I hate Nolan's Batman films! The plots are too complicated! The Batman suit is too busy! I can't understand Christian Bale! There isn't enough Anne Hathaway! Joker wasn't perma-white! Ra's Al Guhl wasn't immortal! Two-Face was blonde! Bane didn't wear his Mexican wrestler mask or use venom!"

TONY: "Oh for the love of Kirby man don't be such a fanboy."

 

[bored]

"When New York City is in ashes, you will have my permission to die.

"Um, okay then."

Hawkeye: Bad guy's just standing there, making random "Batman" references. Could you just go up there and smash him or something?

Hulk: Oh, yeah, Hulk totally got this. Schawarma later?

Hawkeye: Totes.

 

[Panthro]

^^Hehehehehehe

MS. MARVEL: "And then Amanda Bynes says she's retired as an actress and starting her own fashion line!"
[Everyone falls over laughing]

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys.

CAP: So, that´s the new, uh, Robocop?
TONY: That´s right. You see, people who didn´t know about me thought I was a Robocop rip-off. Now the people who didn´t know about Robocop will think he´s a rip-off of me.
CAP: And I thought computers were too complicated...

 

[ultimatefan]

MS. MARVEL: And now they say the new Justice League movie will be its own universe without any connection to the other franchises, not even the Batman and Superman reboots!
WOLVIE: Amateurs.
HULK: Puny execs.

 

[Panthro]

MS. MARVEL: And now they say the new Justice League movie will be its own universe without any connection to the other franchises, not even the Batman and Superman reboots!
WOLVIE: Amateurs.
THING: Puny execs.

Bwahahahahahahaha

MS. MARVEL: "Batman? Yeah we crossed paths last time the companies crossed over and let me tell, for all his prep time he's surprisingly lame in the sack."
WOLVERINE: "Not surprising."
SPIDER-MAN: "Figures."

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehe, well, Catwoman doesn´t complain, and she seems to know her ways in the sack...