The Amazing Spider-Man The Spider-Man reboot caption thread - Part 1

[DACrowe]

Surprise!

My God, Connors. You turned yourself into a Goomba!

RATHA: Heheh, just kidding. You don't look like a goomba (...at least with clothes on). Now just calm down while I call...some....plumbers....

I tried.

 

[Panthro]

Surprise!

My God, Connors. You turned yourself into a Goomba!

RATHA: Heheh, just kidding. You don't look like a goomba (...at least with clothes on). Now just calm down while I call...some....plumbers....

I tried.

Hehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

CAPTAIN STACY: "When I said my daughter wasn't losing her virginity until her wedding night I meant it."

 

[Panthro]

Shire! Baggins!

LIZARD: "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!"

 

[Panthro]

"I've done far worse than kill you... I've hurt you. And I wish to go on... hurting you. I will leave you as you left me, as you left her... marooned for all eternity at the center of a dead planet... buried alive. Buried Alive..."

KHAN! KHAN!!

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

Behold my tragic fate... I have the smallest mouth a movie monster lizard ever got!!

 

[ultimatefan]

LIZARD: Finish it!! Finish it!! No wait, that´s the Green Goblin... Meh, big deal, this movie already has so much stuff from the first movie, who´s gonna notice...

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff UF.

 

[ultimatefan]

Hey, wasn´t it supposed to be Gwen in the... Dammit, Cruise, get out of that damned closet for once! If you didn´t fool Katie Holmes, you won´t fool anyone, ever!!

 

[Panthro]

Hey, wasn´t it supposed to be Gwen in the... Dammit, Cruise, get out of that damned closet for once! If you didn´t fool Katie Holmes, you won´t fool anyone, ever!!

Hehehehe

 

[Panthro]

LIZARD: "Bacon! I smell Bacon!"

 

[ultimatefan]

CAPTAIN STACY: Is anyone here thinking about mentioning the reviews for The Avengers and The Dark Knight Rises? No? Goodie.

 

[Panthro]

CAPTAIN STACY: Is anyone here thinking about mentioning the reviews for The Avengers and The Dark Knight Rises? No? Goodie.

Hehehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

CAPTAIN STACY: "I've had it with all these fans who keep saying Nolan's Batman films aren't 'fun' enough! They're thrillers people! The adrenaline rush *IS* the fun! And you know what else I've had it with? I've had it with these fans who keep saying Nolan's Batman films should be more like the Avengers! Or like Burton's Batman films! You can't have it three different ways in one damn movie people!"

 

[ultimatefan]

HOLY S***!!!

 

[Panthro]

HOLY S***!!!

Hehehehe

LIZARD: "I Am Not An Animal! I Am A Human Being! I Am A Man!"

 

[Panthro]

CAPTAIN STACY: "Raimites, Webbites, Maguireites, Garfieldites, can't we all just enjoy these different cinematic interpretations for what they are?"

 

[ultimatefan]

Hehehe, especially cuz some of these are pretty clunky to pronounce.

 

[ultimatefan]

CAPTAIN STACY: I told you, The Dark Knight Rises opening weekend is all sold out! Now let´s put down those torches, shall we?

 

[Panthro]

CAPTAIN STACY: I told you, The Dark Knight Rises opening weekend is all sold out! Now let´s put down those torches, shall we?

Hehehehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

CAPTAIN STACY: What you mean Marc Webb may not direct the sequel due to a commitment with Fox? I mean seriously, now they´re gonna f*** up even comic book properties they don´t own the rights to?!

 

[Oscorp]

^ I feel exactly like Capt. Stacy there! Though I don't actually think FOX will try too hard to take Marc Webb as I don't see why they'd need a sequel to (500) Days of Summer that quickly. I think it's a lame excuse for Sony to hire another director who's more in action than drama, which would suck if you ask me.

 

[Panthro]

CAPTAIN STACY: What you mean Marc Webb may not direct the sequel due to a commitment with Fox? I mean seriously, now they´re gonna f*** up even comic book properties they don´t own the rights to?!

That's funny yet sad at the same time.

 

[ultimatefan]

CAPTAIN STACY: Mr James Holmes, I was looking forward to meeting you...