Thor caption thread - Part 1

[kedrell]

 

[kedrell]

Loki: "It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin')
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after ... wards
I don't want this weekend to end"
Thor: "Now I know thou hast naught but evil in thine heart."

 

[Panthro]

Loki: "It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin')
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after ... wards
I don't want this weekend to end"
Thor: "Now I know thou hast naught but evil in thine heart."

 

[darkslayer101]

the new sif/thor pic is brilliant for cations

 

[Punk&ComicBooks]

jane: On the whole lokis form is good but i can see it does nothing for the people. Look at that woman yawning behind him!
Darcy: Like it does nothing for me while you pine for thor all day?
Jane: Shut up. At least what i pine for doesnt run on batteries!!

brilliant!

 

[Bren]

Loki: Remember when I had a little too much honey mead, and, um, let my hair down a bit?

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Loki: WHOOOWOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOO - LOOK AT ME, I'M THOOOOOOR *hick*

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Thor: Yessssssss?!?!?!


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Loki: You just had to put it up on frigging intergalactic Youtube, didn't you.....

 

[BigThor]

Loki: "I'm a maniac! Maniac! And I'm dancing like I've never danced before!"
Thor: "Yes I can see that."

F*** YEAH!!! t:

I was driving and I heard that song on the radio the other day, boy I was blastin' it like it was the 1980's .

 

[kedrell]

Branagh: "So...shall we shag now or shag later?"
Sif: "Can't we do both?"

 

[mc7791]

Branagh: Ok try to make sure not to laugh when you first see Loki in his helmet.
Sif: Too late I laugh at him all the time anyway.

 

[mc7791]

Jordan: This is our competition?! what the hell are the fanboys *****ing about?!

 

[Panthro]

F*** YEAH!!! t:

I was driving and I heard that song on the radio the other day, boy I was blastin' it like it was the 1980's .

Thanks.

All this stuff was great. Loved "intergalactic You-Tube" and the Green Lantern gags in particular.

 

[Bren]

Coulson: .........
Thor: ...........
Coulson: ......... Um, what are you staring at?
Thor: Your chin.
Coulson: My.. my chin!?!?!? Why?
Thor: Internet rumours say you're a skrull. I'm just making sure. The chin never lies.

 

[mc7791]

Darcy: Hey Jane isnt that Thor on the news with that government guy?
Jane: Yeah thats him! What are they talking about?

Thor: do you prefer the Whopper or the double stack?
Coulson: I am a chicken tenders man myself.

 

[mc7791]

Jane: what the hell is up with that Coulson guy? He is following Thor everywhere!
Darcy: Hmm could be like a bromance.

Coulson: I want my two dollars!!!
Thor: I appreciate your persistence but I canceled my subscription to that paper 3 months ago! Away with thee annoying stuffed shirt!!

 

[mc7791]

Thor: I use Jergens daily to keep my skin soft and smooth. Here feel Coulson.
Coulson: Yes I see. Verrry smoooth.

Jordan: Tomar Re make sure if I ever do anything like that, please KILL ME!!!
Tomar Re: You got it Hal.

 

[Panthro]

Coulson: .........
Thor: ...........
Coulson: ......... Um, what are you staring at?
Thor: Your chin.
Coulson: My.. my chin!?!?!? Why?
Thor: Internet rumours say you're a skrull. I'm just making sure. The chin never lies.

Hehehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

Darcy: Hey Jane isnt that Thor on the news with that government guy?
Jane: Yeah thats him! What are they talking about?

Thor: do you prefer the Whopper or the double stack?
Coulson: I am a chicken tenders man myself.

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe

The other ones were funny too mc.

 

[Panthro]

COULSON: "You look a lot taller on TV."
THOR: "Shut up!"

 

[Punk&ComicBooks]

Agent Coulson: Hey, you`re pretty cool! Would you like to join The Avengers?

Thor: Is Edward Norton still playing the Hulk?

Agent Coulson: Unfortunatley no.

Thor: THEN TIS A BLASPHEMY!!!

 

[mc7791]

Coulson: Is it getting hot out here or it just you?
Thor: Your butt is on fire from a Destroyer Blast.
Coulson: So it kinda is you in a way.
Thor: Do you want me to put it out or would you rather burn you stupid mortal?
Coulson: Please put it out the rest of the agents dont have fire extinguishers!

Thor Winds up and....
Thor: Prepare to be carried on the cyclone of power to a place the Gods forgot... New Jersey!!!
Coulson: Ahhhhhhh!!!

 

[mc7791]

Coulson: Do you use Meguiars chrome protector on your armor?
Thor: will the other SHIELD agents be able to put you back together after I have used you as a human shield against the Destroyer?
Coulson: A-hole!!!
Thor: Destroyer fodder!!

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "The Ring must go to Mordor."
COULSON: "Oh God not this again...'

 

[Punk&ComicBooks]

Thor: See, I told you I was the God of thunder and this hammer belonged to me.

Agent Coulson: Ok but wheres your helmet?

Thor: YOU`RE GOING TO START WITH THAT TOO?!!!

 

[BigThor]

^ hahaaaaaaaa