Thor caption thread - Part 1

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys

COULSON: Let me get this straight: you want me to locate every fanboy who said on the internet that your movie was going to underperform, that it was going to be the new Hulk, etc.
THOR: That is correct.
COULSON: And it´s just so that you can knock on their doors, one by one, and say, "in your face, b****es!"?
THOR: Yes, please.
COULSON: Huh, okay then. Give me five minutes.

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys

COULSON: Let me get this straight: you want me to locate every fanboy who said on the internet that your movie was going to underperform, that it was going to be the new Hulk, etc.
THOR: That is correct.
COULSON: And it´s just so that you can knock on their doors, one by one, and say, "in your face, b****es!"?
THOR: Yes, please.
COULSON: Huh, okay then. Give me five minutes.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "I have to admit I'm very impressed - I didn't know you could be funny."
JANE: "It's hard to be funny when you're either a crazy ballerina, a wounded waif with a shaved head, or directed by George Lucas."

 

[Raiden]

JANE: I was wondering...would you like to play my love interest in the upcoming sequel No Strings Attached 2?
THOR: As long it's not the sequel for Your Highness.

 

[ultimatefan]

Cool stuff guys

THOR: So, are we gonna get together again in the sequel?
JANE: Let me see, I won an Oscar, which means I´m more expensive now, which means no, not a chance in hell.
THOR: Bugger.

 

[Panthro]

Cool stuff guys

THOR: So, are we gonna get together again in the sequel?
JANE: Let me see, I won an Oscar, which means I´m more expensive now, which means no, not a chance in hell.
THOR: Bugger.

JAIMIE: "But I'll still be there for ya big guy!"

Seriously though, Oscars don't go as far as some might think. Hilary Swank has like Multiple Oscars and that didn't help her film with Jeffrey Dean Morgan get a theatrical release.

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

JAIMIE: "But I'll still be there for ya big guy!"

hell yeah

 

[BigThor]

JAIMIE: "But I'll still be there for ya big guy!"

Sounds good to me

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "So what's your guilty pleasure Agent Coulson? I see you as a closet Ke$ha/Cascada follower."
COULSON: "I am in fact a Kelly Clarkson fan. Yourself?"
THOR: "The Bee Gees. I find songs such as 'How Deep is Your Love?' to be both romantically uplifting and emotionally soothing."
COULSON:"...."
THOR: "Shut up."

 

[DACrowe]

NATALIE: I can't believe how great you were at destroying that Destroyer.
THOR: And I can't believe how great you were at destroying Star Wars.
NATALIE: ........
THOR: Jar Jar got your tongue?
NATALIE: That was George Lucas. I did Léon when I was 12. I've won an Oscar. And I do tons of your fanboy fare to make up for that. Like this, V For Vendetta and Your Highness.
THOR: Oh....there's a winner. You're just digging yourself in a hole now.
NATALIE: Shut your bearded face or you'll regret it.
THOR: Oh really, what's Queen Admadaalalala gonna' do do? Die of a broken heart?

NATALIE: I....see you.

THOR: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

And scene.

 

[Raiden]

JANE: You know, I'm pregnant and about to have a kid, so I might retire and pass on the sequel.
THOR: What?! Didn't you know that I said I wanted to see you at the end of the movie? Who will be my love interest now?

SIF: Hello, am I interrupting anything?

 

[Panthro]

Hehehehehehehehehe, funny stuff guys. I still haven't seen Black Swan, not sure I want to.

 

[kedrell]

I'm with you on BS. I just figured I'd get the hot sex scenes on youtube and probably skip the rest.

 

[DACrowe]

Hehehehehehehehehe, funny stuff guys. I still haven't seen Black Swan, not sure I want to.

See it. Best movie of last year after The Social Network, in my opinion.

 

[Panthro]

See it. Best movie of last year after The Social Network, in my opinion.

I actually watched that yesterday. Compelling and well acted but not necessarily something I'll buy.

 

[DACrowe]

Glad you enjoyed it. It works on so many levels and is just a thoroughly entertaining, thought-provoking, and flawless film. I'd put it above a lot of great movies from last year like Inception, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, True Grit, Kick-Ass and....oh yeah, Black Swan. See the movie.

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: So now that my movie´s a hit, can I get more screentime in The Avengers?
COULSON: Absolutely, we just cut another five minutes of Hulk´s screentime to increase your presence.
THOR: Really? What´s gonna happen if Captain America´s movie is a hit, too?
COULSON:Let´s just say that Stan Lee´s cameo´s gonna be a bigger role than his.
THOR: Ouch.

 

[Alientraveller]

THOR: What is this outrage? A blind film critic is attacking my film to jumpstart his career?
COULSON: Well what do you want us to do? He's already blind, we can't mute him either.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: So now that my movie´s a hit, can I get more screentime in The Avengers?
COULSON: Absolutely, we just cut another five minutes of Hulk´s screentime to increase your presence.
THOR: Really? What´s gonna happen if Captain America´s movie is a hit, too?
COULSON:Let´s just say that Stan Lee´s cameo´s gonna be a bigger role than his.
THOR: Ouch.

Hehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

THOR: What is this outrage? A blind film critic is attacking my film to jumpstart his career?
COULSON: Well what do you want us to do? He's already blind, we can't mute him either.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

THOR: What doth thou mean that thou did not enjoy Tales of Asgard?!
COULSON: Look I'm sorry but stories about teens and/or tweens just don't click with me. Which, unfortunately, is at least half the entertainment industry these days.
THOR: Verily, the God of Thunder doth remember a time when entertainment was aimed at adults...
COULSON: You mean the rise of the porn industyr?
THOR: I was actually referring to the 1930s, 40s, and even the 50s if you exclude the rise of all those misunderstood youth films. But porn is nice too.

 

[BigThor]

THOR: So now that my movie´s a hit, can I get more screentime in The Avengers?
COULSON: Absolutely, we just cut another five minutes of Hulk´s screentime to increase your presence.
THOR: Really? What´s gonna happen if Captain America´s movie is a hit, too?
COULSON:Let´s just say that Stan Lee´s cameo´s gonna be a bigger role than his.
THOR: Ouch.

Hahaha good stuff

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys and good stuff Panthro.

 

[BigThor]

THOR: What doth thou mean that thou did not enjoy Tales of Asgard?!
COULSON: Look I'm sorry but stories about teens and/or tweens just don't click with me. Which, unfortunately, is at least half the entertainment industry these days.
THOR: Verily, the God of Thunder doth remember a time when entertainment was aimed at adults...
COULSON: You mean the rise of the porn industyr?
THOR: I was actually referring to the 1930s, 40s, and even the 50s if you exclude the rise of all those misunderstood youth films. But porn is nice too.

HA!!! Keep it up Panthro

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: So, what can we do to prevent Green Lantern from being as successful as our Marvel movies?
COULSON: Well, we could spread a fake picture where his costume exposes his toes for no good reason.
THOR: Oh, that´s gonna piss off the fanboys. Brilliant.