Confession is good for the Hype. - - - Part 12

[Anubis]

A virgin that posts on the internet about superheroes?!!?!?!? WHAT?!!?!?!?! that's unheard of!!!!

A loser with nothing better to do at 3 in the morning making fun of a virgin on an internet site about superheroes?!? Well that's just ridiculousnessness.

 

[knowsbleed]

Anubis striketh yeteth againeth.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I confess I'm not a loner by nature, but I'm adapting pretty quickly. It's kind of depressing because I have friendships that mean a lot to me, but once you inevitably have to harden yourself, you lose all that ****. The thing about loners is, they're supposed to be their own best friend. That I'll never get down.

 

[knowsbleed]

I confess that I want to drug Bamfer and molest his loneliness.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Drugging me? Unnecessary. That'd be overkill.

 

[knowsbleed]

It's standard practice. Quit ****ing with my modus operandi.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

But if I'm already drugged...

 

[knowsbleed]

Then you're too easy. I need a challenge.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Molesting my loneliness would still be quite a challenge, though.

 

[Anubis]

Loners aren't their own best friends. They hate themselves. Most only stay alive out of spite for themselves.

 

[Rorschach2012]

A loser with nothing better to do at 3 in the morning making fun of a virgin on an internet site about superheroes?!? Well that's just ridiculousnessness.

This was neither funny nor original.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

So, I, h, like started a blog y'all.

 

[Anubis]

That is soooo 2006.

 

[jaymes_e06]

So, I, h, like started a blog y'all.

Your a terrible person who should feel ashamed of themselves...

 

[DarkSovereignty]

You're just jealous that I thought to do it first

 

[MrMaooz]

It's okay, DS.

 

[Sawyer]

This was neither funny nor original.

Beg to differ.

 

[SpideyVille]

I confess that I don't really know what I want out of life. Like I kinda do, but at the same time I don't.

 

[knowsbleed]

I confess that girl on girl just doesn't do it for me. I don't see what the big deal is.

 

[Anubis]

Yeah, it is boring. Nowhere near as awesome as girl on girl on potato monster.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

But not potato monster on potato monster, that's just gross

 

[Anubis]

And Illegal in at least 47 states.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

It's a sin is what it is mmmhmmmmm

 

[knowsbleed]

And Illegal in at least 47 states.

The capital "I" tells me that it's harshly enforced as well.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Oh it is, I saw a group of potato monsters gets maced in the streets by a bunchif cops during a parade once.