Disturbingly (and laughably) emo.

[FreeRadical]

Snakes on a plane!!!

 

[Da Docta]

 

[Cyclops]

Like, birds never like, died before today's society, you know? They were like, immortal, and like, never died, so they like never became a symbol of one girl's understanding of pain, and like, society's decay, and like, like, man!

Seriously. "Birds die, therefore I understand pain"? How do you reach that conclusion? I'll make one myself.

Cows eat grass, therefore I understand nervousness.

Sheesh. Some people are like, guitared, like... if she like doesn't like people like making fun of her, why does she like put videos of like herself on like the Internet for everybody to like see?

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Like, birds never like, died before today's society, you know? They were like, immortal, and like, never died, so they like never became a symbol of one girl's understanding of pain, and like, society's decay, and like, like, man!

Seriously. "Birds die, therefore I understand pain"? How do you reach that conclusion? I'll make one myself.

Cows eat grass, therefore I understand nervousness.

Sheesh. Some people are like, guitared, like... if she like doesn't like people like making fun of her, why does she like put videos of like herself on like the Internet for everybody to like see?

Yeah, that just pissed me off, to think that she think just because she saw a dead bird, she knows real pain.

The lifestyle may be annoying, but I'm sure that there are a lot of the "emos" who really have had horrible lives, and caused them to be like China glass--fragile, and be held with care.

While being a teenager is tough in and of itself, you can't truely say you know real pain. While there are surely genuine people in the group, there are an equal or more amount of people who are simply "posers," surburban kids with daddy's wallet who want to feel like they're different from everybody else.

Seeing someone you know die horribly in front of you, that's pain.

Seeing the man who fathered you take all forms of agression on you and your mother, that's pain.

Seeing a dead bird, however, is NOT pain.

If this chick is serious (which I both hope and not hope it isn't, hope for faith in humanity, not hope for having to spend all my energy on a rant that doesn't even hold that true in this situation), then she needs to shut the f**k up and apprechiate what she has in life.

 

[Carter]

i hope she like gets hit by a train

 

[black_dust]

i hope she like gets hit by a train

Or beat up by Big Bird, how ironic...

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

She should have her own cartoon

 

[black_dust]

I can see it now

"Like listen kids, if you ever like, umm see a dead bird, like on the ground, you should stop and think, like that would look really cool on my bedroom wall."

 

[The Last Meatbag]

her eyes are gigantic

 

[Leto Atrides]

her eyes are gigantic

That point was made, but all sarcasm aside, it needed to be made again. They're frickin' huge.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

they take up like......half her face

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

like, yeah

 

[Leto Atrides]

I bet she has that condition Marty Feldman had.

 

[black_dust]

Oh my god! emoguy was fake! he`s from Ruby in england, click his videos on myspace

http://www.myspace.com/dooberry

Still funny as ****!

 

[Go Web Go!]

Looks like Marla Hooch from A League of Their Own. LOL

 

[Corinthian™]

 

[Socrates]

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=68758196

Her myspace haha She should do stand up

Holy s**t, I'm embarrassed to live in this city now.

 

[Hades]

What the hell is wrong with her eyes. Damn *****. Damn.

 

[black_dust]

What the hell is wrong with her eyes. Damn *****. Damn.

Thats what happens when you hurt inside

 

[kainedamo]

I wish people would parody ME with blog videos

 

[The Hurricane]

Man she is one big eyed emo

 

[Backdrifter]

I knew that it was all fake. That is why it was so hilarious...

Hey guys, its me Matt agyeen.... The dude is comedic genius.

 

[Backdrifter]

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=33520429

Amy is a Brit too.

 

[patrickbateman]

wtf man totally wtf

 

[Backdrifter]

Im tellin ya. The dude is a comedic genius... What a great character.

"ey guys, its me Matt agyeen..."

Genius.