Goffrey is a sadist, I am a masochist.If you were a "masochist", you would be the one in the bed with a scepter up your hole . . . Joffrey is a sadist.
Also I have a couple minor yes-or-no spoiler questions:
1) Will Arya get Needle back?
2) Will we ever see Ser Barristan again?
Some thoughts from last night:
Also I have a couple minor yes-or-no spoiler questions:
1) Will Arya get Needle back?
2) Will we ever see Ser Barristan again?
I see it more of a **** you message to Tyrion since he stopped him from going further from punishing Sansa so he took it out on the ****es rather than him trying to get his "fix", but I dunno, I felt like since they had Sansa being punished in the very same episode it feels unnecessary to see him doing more evil deeds and at this point, we as a viewer have enough reasons to hate the character, so that scene felt more of hammering it to us with the whole look at this character, he's so evil.
It does seem like these episodes are short compared to most HBO shows. They seem to be around 45-50 minutes which seems short for an HBO hour block show.
Ned kills desserters who broke an oath they knew that was punishable by death. He doesn't kill [blackout]his men for unwanted advice or seriously consider feeding nephews (Jon) or innocent babies to the flames because a red priestess/witch he is sleeping with tells him too.[/blackout]
Also, I don't believe he would [blackout]kill his brother[/blackout] for a crown.
He doesi t because he is entitled to it.. But to paraphrase Varys, power is a trick, a shadow on the wall. Just because it should be his by law really means it is his. His claim is weak and he has to rely on evil magic to even come close. I just don't think he is the just and fair lord he imagines himself to be and many do. He is a utilitarian through and through. He will sacrifice anything and every last one of his principles to get his throne. That makes him a self-righteous blowhard to me. He got screwed over by Robert when he got Dragonstone and his younger brother who didn't even fight in the war got Storm's End. He got screwed over again when Robert made Ned Stark Hand instead of him. He is a bruised ego. Maybe when he held Storm's End and took Davos's fingers he was the honorable man. But wounded pride and the seduction of power corrupted him before he ever left Dragonstone, in my opinion.
My point is, that the Baratheons only got the throne because the public backed them. They are usurpers. If the public doesn't want them, then they have no legitimate claim.
Vary's riddle is about perception. The Iron Throne is rightfully Stannis' whether or not people believe it or care.I'll say it one last time. It being "his by rights" is irrelevant. As Varys said, power is a trick and men see it where they want to.
Other people do accept Stannis as a ruler, they just aren't featured as prominently as Davos and Mel.The reason Stannis is ineffective as a ruler and always will be is that nobody sees him as a leader other than Melissandre and Davos. As a general? Sure. But he doesn't command loyalty, respect or even fear per se. He commands the minimum amount of respect for his station, because he only has the minimum level of toleration for everyone around him. That's why things never go quite his way. It's why Robert hated him. It's why Ned was the second in command in the war and the first choice for Hand over him. It's why his home lands all turned their back on him and went to Renly.
[blackout]It isn't kinslaying. Murder is a crime, execution is a punishment. Renly defied his brother and his king, he knew the consequences.[/blackout]And he compensates for this how? By breaking the law in a much more profound way. [blackout]Fratricide and kinslaying is far more frowned upon in Westeros than realpolitik.[/blackout] If you like Ned or hated the Mad King, and even Jaime Lannister fell into the latter, than saying it is Stannis "by rights" is moot.
I'll say it one last time. It being "his by rights" is irrelevant. As Varys said, power is a trick and men see it where they want to. The reason Stannis is ineffective as a ruler and always will be is that nobody sees him as a leader other than Melissandre and Davos. As a general? Sure. But he doesn't command loyalty, respect or even fear per se. He commands the minimum amount of respect for his station, because he only has the minimum level of toleration for everyone around him. That's why things never go quite his way. It's why Robert hated him. It's why Ned was the second in command in the war and the first choice for Hand over him. It's why his home lands all turned their back on him and went to Renly.
And he compensates for this how? By breaking the law in a much more profound way. [blackout]Fratricide and kinslaying is far more frowned upon in Westeros than realpolitik.[/blackout] If you like Ned or hated the Mad King, and even Jaime Lannister fell into the latter, than saying it is Stannis "by rights" is moot.
How does Cersei feel about Joffrey? I can't tell if she's uncomfortable around him or not...
While I know they're following the book, I don't get why they don't just kill Joffrey, lock Cersei in a tower, and put his nice, dumb little brother on the throne.
Then every time Ned executed a man, he was committing murder, depending on who you ask.
I will never take Robert's view on anyone. He lacks the honesty or perspective of men like Ned or Ser Barristan. Just look at his views on Lyanna and Rhaegar. Does anyone really think Rhaegar kidnapped Lyanna?
Renly is committing treason. The King of Westeros has every right to take his head. He has been given the chance to repent. He has refused. What happens from this point on is his fault. He arrogant ass is so sure that his big army is going to protect him and slaughter his brother and his men.
Who is the "they" in that sentence?
Tyrion and Tywin. Or really, anyone sane on the Lannister side. For a puppet, Joffrey is a real nuisance.
Well Tyrion really doesn't have the power to pull off such a move, does he?
As for Tywin, why would he? It really doesn't fit his agenda. He seems to like the fact that his family is ruling the country. Hell, I'm surprised he didn't try to assassinate Robert and take over years ago.
Once Aerys was overthrown, the Targaryens were exiles and lost all claims to any titles or land in Westeros to the Baratheons. Robert won it and it's rightfully Stannis' since Joffrey and his siblings are bastards.I'm not exactly versed on the lore of Game of Thrones but by your logic, there is no rightful king of Westeros. After all, your argument seems to be that the will of the people does not matter, only tradition and who tradition says is the rightful king. Therefore Robert and Ned were committing treason when they overthrew Dany's father, even though the people wanted the Mad King overthrown. It matters not, because he was rightful king. So, the last real legitimate king of Westeros was Viserys. When he died the royal bloodline died. Therefore anyone, be it Renly, Stannis, or even Theon's father has just as much of a rightful claim as anyone else. Unless of course Jon Snow is really [blackout]Rhaegar's legitimate son, but that would be moot as he has given up any claim to nobility when taking the oath and there is not a king to pardon him.[/blackout]
Neither will do it. Tyrion is loyal to his family and they all do Tywin's bidding anyway.Tyrion and Tywin. Or really, anyone sane on the Lannister side. For a puppet, Joffrey is a real nuisance.
He could get two prostitutes into the princes' room, surely he could place an assassin. Given Joffrey's... combat "skills", it wouldn't even take a very good assassin.
I don't know, for some reason Tywin doesn't seem like the nice grandfather type. I could be very wrong though. Is he aware of Joffrey's real parentage?