Part 9
enterthemadess was weaving in and out of traffic trying to stay ahead of Sabre in his mini,he turned into a building site and jumped off,Sabre quickly followed and began chasing him up the first floor of some near by scaffolding
enterthmadness came to a dead end,the rest of the scaffold hadn't been built.......he was trapped.
Sabre:"Damn you,you litte scrub,you've made this hard work,ive killed presidents easier than it's been to kill you"
enterthemadness:"Good stuff in little bundles"
Sabre:"Who told you about my vertically challenged penis ? it's a medical condition dammit! i would have sorted that out this weekend as well if that loser hadn't pitched the d1ck doc out the window"
enterthemadness:"errrrrrr I was talking about my height"
Sabre:"Oh........Right! Ive wasted enough time......time to die dwarf boy"
enterthemadness knew he had one shot,his height would for once be his friend....as Sabre lunged forward enterthemadness ran between his legs twisted his neck and bit Sabre's balls off
Sabre:"OUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
Sabre stumbled off the side of the scaffold falling 15 feet to the floor,he was dazed and in pain but enterthemadness knew it wasn't enough to finish this soulless killing machine so he jumped off and landed with a double foot stomp to Sabres chest.......Sabre coughed out one of his lungs
enterthemadness ran over to a nearby crane with a wrecking ball attached to it and started it up with his hot-wiring skills from his days as car thief on the mean streets of Beverly Hills....
As Sabre staggered to his feet enterthemadness aimed and made his play,the wrecking ball hit Sabre full on and sent him crashing into a wall....he was dead.......enterthemadness climbed down out of the crane and made his way out of the building site and across the road,he was overjoyed at his badassery...........
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THUNK!
A tall man in a red Ferrari hadn't been able to see enterthemadness over his windscreen due to his shortness and had had hit him aquare on at a 100MPH
enterthemadness tried to make his broken body move
enterthemadness:"Oh.....ARSE!"
His eyes closed for the final time........
Badsuperman had left Cine playing the slot machines and made his way up to the surveillance room to check out the tech......when he got there his eyes strayed up to the many screens and on the top left one he saw Big Ex,Dew,Kmack,Bella and JM on the roof
BS:"Not on my watch my little babushka's!"
He raced out of the room and headed for the roof.......as Big Ex prepared the chopper for take off the door to the rooftop swung open
BS:"NYET! you are going nowhere"
his Uzi was trained on them
Big EX whispered
Big EX:"ok everyone here whose breasts are still kicking gravitiy's ass flash em on my signal
Dew pondered for amoment.....
Dew:"Hey.....wai.."
Big Ex:"Now!"
Kmack,Bella and JM flashed their cans.....BS's eyes widened like saucers.......Big EX took his chance and rushed forward spearing BS to the floor,the Uzi went flying off the roof
At this point FA was around the other side of the building taking a leak which had took a while as he struggled to figure out how to unzip his fly..........his ears pricked up as he heard the commotion.....he ran around the corner to see Big Ex on the ground being pummeled in the grill by BS
FA grabbed the near by fire hose and turned it on blasting BS all the way across the roof to the edge....FA rushed over and grabbed BS and hooked him a suplex,he then superplexed him off the top of the Hypecito.......
As both men plummeted down 30 stories FA started to think this may not have been such a good idea....Bella and Kmack grabbed the hose and between them and dove off the side of the building,they caught up with FA and grabbed his legs just in time.........BS continued the plunge to his death crashing through the top of a limo
Bella,Kmack and FA realised that now they were still hanging from the building stably with no momentum the drop wasn't to far so they jumped down to the ground
Kmack and Bella simoultaniously kissed him on his cheeks
Kmack:"FA you are such a hero! anything you want in entertainment just tell me"
FA:"Can i squeeze you babylons ?"
Kmack slapped him....FA sulked
Back on the roof Big EX could see that they were safe
Big EX:"I'm going back in, you fly out of here honey"
Dew:"Be careful Exy you're not as young as you were"
Big EX headed back into the Hypecito
To Be Continued.........
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I loved my cameo.
