Bruce Wayne: There is a...baldman He comes to this cosmetic department store from the sky. He comes in late at night when people are less to notice and brings pennies in rolls. He buys all the rogain. Comes out of the Just for Men section. That was last night.
Man with nerd glasses but toned muscular physique wearing a toupee: Look man, I don't know who you are, but whoever you're looking for...
Bruce Wayne: [throws a batarang laced with kryptonite at Clark, who steps back with super-human strengh but his wig still falls off. So you're bald.
Clark Kent: That feels like an oversimplification.
Bruce Wayne: I'm putting together a team of people with special abilities. See, I believe enemies are coming...
Clark Kent: Stop right there. I'm in.
Bruce Wayne: You are? Just like that?
CLark KEnt: Yeah, I... I need... friends.
Bruce Wayne: Well, you're not invited. This is now awkward.
CLark Kent: What?!
Bruce: Yeah, I just came to ask you if it would be cool to use the image of you as a way of hope and stuff, but you are not invited.
Clark. Oh...
Bruce. Yeah...
Icky Thump playing in the background/ Credits