The Dark Knight The Dark Knight Caption Thread II

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, Happy! Great stuff all around!

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: So you call yourself the Joker, huh?So tell me, which show is funnier, The Office or 30 Rock?
JOKER: Neither, the funniest show on TVis Two And A Half Men.

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Yes, I know what you must be thinking: who are those next to Batman?
SUPERMAN: Hey, I used to be a pop culture icon too!
WONDER WOMAN: i had a hit show in the seventies!
BATMAN: Shut up,Clark, and bring me my latte. Lava hot, no sugar. Diana, be a dear and rub my feet, they´re swallen from, you know, being busy being an idol.
SUPERMAN AND WONDER WOMAN: Yes, master.

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: Yes, I know what you must be thinking: who are those next to Batman?
SUPERMAN: Hey, I used to be a pop culture icon too!
WONDER WOMAN: i had a hit show in the seventies!
BATMAN: Shut up,Clark, and bring me my latte. Lava hot, no sugar. Diana, be a dear and rub my feet, they´re swallen from, you know, being busy being an idol.
SUPERMAN AND WONDER WOMAN: Yes, master.

The 30 Rock/Office/2 & a half men was funny too.

Routh looks better in that manip than he did in the actual film.

 

[Panthro]

HERMIONE: "Everyone keeps making fun of my breasts!"

RACHEL: "What breasts? You have no breasts. Go get some breasts, then we'll have something to make fun of."

HERMIONE: "*Sniff*. You're mean."

 

[Milu]

Funny stuff guys .

SUPERMAN: "So what's up, Bruce?"
BATMAN: "I got a tip that Luthor is going to raid the White House."
SUPERMAN: "Still bitter about losing office?"
BATMAN: "You could say that. He plans on infiltrating their kitchen and stealing forty cakes. That's as much as four tens. And that's terrible."
SUPERMAN: " . . . You did not just make me get out of bed with Lois for this."

 

[Brother Jack]

HERMIONE: "Everyone keeps making fun of my breasts!"

RACHEL: "What breasts? You have no breasts. Go get some breasts, then we'll have something to make fun of."

HERMIONE: "*Sniff*. You're mean."

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys .

SUPERMAN: "So what's up, Bruce?"
BATMAN: "I got a tip that Luthor is going to raid the White House."
SUPERMAN: "Still bitter about losing office?"
BATMAN: "You could say that. He plans on infiltrating their kitchen and stealing forty cakes. That's as much as four tens. And that's terrible."
SUPERMAN: " . . . You did not just make me get out of bed with Lois for this."

Thanks Happy Jack.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great one!

 

[ultimatefan]

HERMIONE: Our franchise used to be WB´s biggest one, how comes The Dark Knight made more than any Harry Potter movie?

RACHEL: Huh, maybe cuz we didn´t turn our franchise into Gotham City 90210?

HERMIONE: That´s mean! YOu´re making me angsty!

RACHEL: See what I mean?

 

[batmaluco]

BATMAN: Yes, I know what you must be thinking: who are those next to Batman?
SUPERMAN: Hey, I used to be a pop culture icon too!
WONDER WOMAN: i had a hit show in the seventies!
BATMAN: Shut up,Clark, and bring me my latte. Lava hot, no sugar. Diana, be a dear and rub my feet, they´re swallen from, you know, being busy being an idol.
SUPERMAN AND WONDER WOMAN: Yes, master.

hehehe

 

[batmaluco]

Thug: Yo dawg, dat fight was da shiznit!
Batman: Schyeah! Totally, man! Yo, dawg, we be overusing dis gangstah talk...

 

[batmaluco]

Nolan: You know what? That would be a great title for my next Batman movie:
The Shadow of the Bat!

 

[ultimatefan]

Valeu, cara! Muito legais também, principalmente a da sombra!*

*Thanks, dude! Very cool ones too, especially the shadow one!

 

[batmaluco]

Valeu, cara! Muito legais também, principalmente a da sombra!*

*Thanks, dude! Very cool ones too, especially the shadow one!

Valeu, meu caro!
Thanks, dude!

 

[batmaluco]

Dent: I received the information that some of your 'better' police officers are in fact corrupt cops.
People like detective Ramirez, detective Wuertz, and that new guy, Kerr.

Gordon: Joe Kerr?

Joker: Do I look like a cop?

 

[Panthro]

Dent: I received the information that some of your 'better' police officers are in fact corrupt cops.
People like detective Ramirez, detective Wuertz, and that new guy, Kerr.

Gordon: Joe Kerr?

Joker: Do I look like a cop?

 

[batmaluco]

Thanks, Panthro!

 

[Panthro]

UF, your HP/90210 gag was hilarious.

GORDON: "Now may I see this storage facility?"
DENT: "No."
GORDON: "And why not, Mr. Dent?"
DENT: "Because you did not say the magic word."
GORDON: "And what is the magic word?"
DENT: "Please."
GORDON: "May I *please* see the storage facility Mr. Dent?"
DENT: "Why do you want to see the storage facility?"
GORDON: "Because I'm curious. I want to know more about what you do here. Frankly there have been a lot of wild stories flying around the media, including reports of hazardous possibly toxic waste chemicals in your basement. Now you either show me this storage facility or I'll come back here with a court order."
DENT: "You go get a court order and I'll sue your ass for wrongful prosecution!"

GORDON: "You can have it your way, Mr. Dent."

JOKER: "We must prepare for the coming of Gozer."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff, guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

NOLAN: I know we´re in the middle of shooting, guys, but I need to leave to, huh, attend to an urgent personal matter... No, I have no idea what that bat-signal in the sky is, must be, huh, some fanboy fooling around...

 

[ALittlePush]

Dent: Go ahead, pull my finger.

 

[Panthro]

JOKER: "Receding hairline? Me? Nonsense!"

BATMAN: "To Hell with Emma Frost! Jean Grey is and always will be Cyclops's one true love!"

 

[batmaluco]

Funny stuff, guys!

 

[batmaluco]

Gordon: You are Gotham's White Knight, Batman is the Dark Knight...
But now I'm concerned with this other kind of freak knights which are invading our city...

Dent: Other knights!!??

Gordon: The Knights Who Say Ni!
And they demand that we bring them a "shrubbery"...