The Dark Knight The Dark Knight Caption Thread II

[TheBateman]

How did my captions get deleted for censored profanity yet there are clearly several remaining on this thread?! This site is FU*KING ridiculous.

 

[ultimatefan]

The thing is,when you post a profanity in your reply, it´s automatically censored like this, ****. If you put it on word balloons inside the pic, it doesn´t get the automatic censoring and everyone can read it.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro,Pixel! Cool stuff, Panthro!

 

[ultimatefan]

KEATON BATMAN: Since you´ve done this before, how do I save myself?

WEST BATMAN: Do not worry, old chum, she will put you in a huge, elaborate, completely illogical gizmo to kill you,then leave you alone without even watching you die, then for an absurd coincidence you will happen to have a gadget in your belt that works perfectly for the situation and will save you.

KEATON BATMAN: Huh, can I talk to a more contemporary version of me, please? Animated Series, The Batman, modern comics, anyone...

 

[Panthro]

KEATON BATMAN: Since you´ve done this before, how do I save myself?

WEST BATMAN: Do not worry, old chum, she will put you in a huge, elaborate, completely illogical gizmo to kill you,then leave you alone without even watching you die, then for an absurd coincidence you will happen to have a gadget in your belt that works perfectly for the situation and will save you.

KEATON BATMAN: Huh, can I talk to a more contemporary version of me, please? Animated Series, The Batman, modern comics, anyone...

Muwahahahaha

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

PFEIFFER CATWOMAN: I´ll do ANYTHING for a role in Nolan´s third Batman movie!
KEATON BATMAN (thinking): Do I do the honorable thing and tell her I have nothing to do with the franchise anymore? Naaaah..

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: What do you think of these rumors about Jackie Earl Haley playing Sinestro in the Green Lantern movie?
BATMAN: He could definitely pull it off, but I onder if he wouldn´t be afraid of typecasting since he´s already known for playing anti-hero Rorschach and now is doing Freddy Krueger too.
SUPERMAN: For the love of God, Bruce, get over Hugo Weaving already!
BATMAN: Never!

 

[Panthro]

PFEIFFER CATWOMAN: I´ll do ANYTHING for a role in Nolan´s third Batman movie!
KEATON BATMAN (thinking): Do I do the honorable thing and tell her I have nothing to do with the franchise anymore? Naaaah..

The Weaving gag is fun too.

BATMAN: "I won't hold you, I won't thrill you, I won't kiss you, but so help me God I will kill you if you don't stop singing those stupid Backstreet Boy songs!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! hehehehe, Batman really needs to know his pop culture better...

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: MY voice is grawly now, DEAL with it!!

 

[Panthro]

Hehe, growly voice.

SUPERMAN: "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
BATMAN: "Yes. Yes I am."

This is what Batman's thinking about -

And this is what Superman's thinking about -

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and hehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: So, bought Star Trek?
JOKER: Much better, bought Transformers Revenge Of The Fallen.

 

[DX]

BATMAN: So, bought Star Trek?
JOKER: Much better, bought Transformers Revenge Of The Fallen.

Hahaha, he deserved it!

 

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: Hah, the God of Thunder´s film franchise has Sir Anthony Hopkins!

BATMAN: So what?My current film franchise has Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, Liam Neeson, Gary Oldman, Morgan Freeman, Sir Michael Caine...

THOR: You COULD NOT be happy for another superhero for only a minute, could you?

BATMAN: No.

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: So, bought Star Trek?
JOKER: Much better, bought Transformers Revenge Of The Fallen.

Batman being mean to Thor was also funny.

 

[Brother Jack]

BATMAN: So, bought Star Trek?
JOKER: Much better, bought Transformers Revenge Of The Fallen.

Hahahahaha!!!

Marvelous.

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "How dare you suggest that Chevy Chase would have made a better Peter Venkman in Ghostbusters than Bill Murray!"
JOKER: "OW! All I said was- OW! Chase could have- OW! Done a good- OW! Job! OW!"

 

[Indrid Cold]

Shrink: "what do you see Mr. Joker"
Joker: "A dingo."
Batman:"Are you a *****e? It's clearly a dog"
Joker: "A dingo is a dog, *****e"
Batman:"Your a *****e, dick"
Joker: "Next"
Shrink:"What does this picture look like?"
Joker: "A butterfly"
Batman: "Clearly a bat--"
Joker: " Ok stop, if you're going to start prostituting your image, then we are done sir."

 

[Panthro]

Shrink: "what do you see Mr. Joker"
Joker: "A dingo."
Batman:"Are you a *****e? It's clearly a dog"
Joker: "A dingo is a dog, *****e"
Batman:"Your a *****e, dick"
Joker: "Next"
Shrink:"What does this picture look like?"
Joker: "A butterfly"
Batman: "Clearly a bat--"
Joker: " Ok stop, if you're going to start prostituting your image, then we are done sir."

Hehehehehehehe

 

[Timstuff]

Wonder Woman: "Evil-doers, you'd better not make me unleash the g**d**n Batman!"

 

[Panthro]

Wonder Woman: "Evil-doers, you'd better not make me unleash the g**d**n Batman!"

 

[Panthro]

JLA: "We're here for the gang bang."
AQUAMAN: "I left my shirt at home so that things would move along more quickly."