The Dark Knight The Dark Knight Caption Thread II

[ultimatefan]

KEATON BATMAN: Why is this giving me a feeling of deja vu?

WEST BATMAN: I believe I can explain that, old chum... But fear not, at least in your time you get some tongue...

 

[[A]]

 

[BigSams50]

BATMAN: "So you blackmailed Megan Fox into declining nude scenes?! You truly are evil!"

 

[Panthro]

KEATON BATMAN: Why is this giving me a feeling of deja vu?

WEST BATMAN: I believe I can explain that, old chum... But fear not, at least in your time you get some tongue...

Thanks bigs.

 

[Panthro]

JOKER: "I've got Rothman dead in my sights... the Hell I'm gonna let him rival me for being pure evil incarnate..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks [A], Panthro! Great one, Panthro!

 

[ultimatefan]

JOKER: That´s Homer Simpson (BLAM!) That´s Homer Simpson too! (BLAM!) That´s also Homer! (BLAM!)

 

[ultimatefan]

WEST BATMAN: Michelle Pfeiffer, blah! The only true Catowman is Julie Newman, Lee Meriwether or Eartha Kitt!

 

[Panthro]

Great Simpsons reference UF, but I will never recognize Eartha Kitt as Catwoman.

JOKER: "If it bleeds, we can kill it."

 

[Panthro]

JOKER: "I have given a name to my pain. And it is Batman." [BANG] "You must possess strength to inflict pain... we've got a flying mouse to kill. And I want to clean my claws."

 

[ultimatefan]

"Ill never recognize Missoura!", Grampa Simpson.

Nice 89 reference!

 

[ultimatefan]

JOKER: Oh, the platic surgeon who did my reconstruction surgery, you have no idea how much I wanted to see you again...

 

[Panthro]

Hehe, plastic surgeon.

JOKER: "Brokeback this, Brokeback that, I'll make 'em all pay..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and hehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

LEDGER: So, I finally get to meet all the fanboys who said I was a terrible choice to play The Joker...

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Gee,I haven´t had this dream since I was thirteen...

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: Gee,I haven´t had this dream since I was thirteen...

The other one was funny too.

 

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

Oh no, THIS ceremony you won´t ruin, Kanye West!

 

[Panthro]

Hehehehe

JOKER: "I want Mysterio in Spider-Man 4 and I want him to be played by Bruce Campbell!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! Spread the word, Joker!

 

[ultimatefan]

JOKER: Announce you´re gonna direct the f***ing sequel already, Nolan!!

 

[Panthro]

Hehehehe

JOKER: "So what if I'm never supposed to be seen without makeup? I'm not supposed to chase tail either, but Jack Nicholson's Joker was all about nailing Kim Basinger!"

 

[pixeltastic]

KEATON BATMAN: Why is this giving me a feeling of deja vu?

WEST BATMAN: I believe I can explain that, old chum... But fear not, at least in your time you get some tongue...

LOL

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "How many f***ing times do I have to tell you to turn off your f***ing cell phone when you're in a movie theater?! How many?!"
JOKER: "Nine."