The Dark Knight The Dark Knight Caption Thread II

[Panthro]

NOLAN: It´s true, by current tracking Iron Man 2 may break our box office record!
BALE: Hmmm, it means for the sequel we may have to use our secret weapon...

CATWOMAN: Like these, don´t ya? Now picture them in 3-D...

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "Still upset over the reboot?"

TOBY MAGUIRE: "Yes. Yes I am. I don't know what to do."

BATMAN: "You can act like a man! That's what you can do!"

 

[kedrell]

Batman & Alfred begin viewing 2 Girls, 1 Cup:

Batman: "Oh...My...God!"
Alfred: "Oh do grow a pair, sir."

 

[kedrell]

Batman: "Stella!!!"

 

[kedrell]

Batman: "OMG! Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is Finkle! Einhorn is a man. Oh God, Einhorn is a man!"

 

[Panthro]

Batman & Alfred begin viewing 2 Girls, 1 Cup:

Batman: "Oh...My...God!"
Alfred: "Oh do grow a pair, sir."

Your other ones were funny too Ked. You can never go wrong with "Stella!" & the Ace Ventura quote.

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

BATMAN: I found her handcuffed to a pipe in the basement. Tom obviously uses a lookalike for public appearances.

 

[ultimatefan]

ALFRED: You and Miss Kyle had quite the passionate night on that rooftop,sir. Too bad anyone these days has a cameraphone and can post on Youtube. May I suggest you only let her perform that particular form of fingery stimulation between four walls?

 

[Panthro]

Those were both great gags UF!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

NOLAN: So, what did you want to show me?
BALE: This is my idea for Batman´s new car, I´m really excited about it...

NOLAN: Hmmm, I WAS told your anger control medication would have side effects...
BALE: Watcha talking about, Nolan? This ride´s the shizzle!

 

[Panthro]

Thanks!

NOLAN: So, what did you want to show me?
BALE: This is my idea for Batman´s new car, I´m really excited about it...

NOLAN: Hmmm, I WAS told your anger control medication would have side effects...
BALE: Watcha talking about, Nolan? This ride´s the shizzle!

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "Aw they can't have Chris Evans play Captain America! He was already the Human Torch for God's sake! What's it gonna be, Captain Torch? Captain Human Torch?"
ALFRED: "Really now sir, it's not like they cast Shia Labeouf as Captain America."

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "She wanted to audition for Catwoman. We told her no. She tried to throw herself out the window. I don't know if I did the right thing saving her, but it's kind of a reflex."

 

[Panthro]

JOKER: "I win! I always win... is there no one in this stinkin' town to even challenge me?!"

DAREDEVIL: "Well if you don't mind, tackling you would seriously improve my street cred."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, great stuff!

 

[ultimatefan]

DISNEY/MARVEL EXECUTIVE: Hi, we decided to cancel the great Spectacular Spider-Man series after only two seasons and relaunch it as an excuse to shoehorn appearances of second and third tier Marvel characters!

ALFRED: Your antidepressant medication is in the third drawer from the top, sir. I´ll put all the sharp objects in the locker...

 

[ultimatefan]

NOLAN: You have to promise to behave on set this time!
BALE: What the hell are you talking about?
NOLAN: Oh you forgot? Let me refresh your memory...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_gNcqaTWdY&playnext_from=TL&videos=K9_vXsZAqss&feature=grec

BALE: That wasn´t me, that was Batman! I was in character!
NOLAN: Yeah, right.

 

[Panthro]

NOLAN: You have to promise to behave on set this time!
BALE: What the hell are you talking about?
NOLAN: Oh you forgot? Let me refresh your memory...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_gNcqaTWdY&playnext_from=TL&videos=K9_vXsZAqss&feature=grec

BALE: That wasn´t me, that was Batman! I was in character!
NOLAN: Yeah, right.

 

[Panthro]

DISNEY/MARVEL EXECUTIVE: Hi, we decided to cancel the great Spectacular Spider-Man series after only two seasons and relaunch it as an excuse to shoehorn appearances of second and third tier Marvel characters!

ALFRED: Your antidepressant medication is in the third drawer from the top, sir. I´ll put all the sharp objects in the locker...

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

BATMAN: C´mon, who got The Spectacular Spider-Man cancelled?! It has to be one of you evil bastards!

GREEN GOBLIN: Are you kidding? I was one of the star villains of that show!

DOCTOR DOOM: Doctor Doom is a man of honor! Plus, I was hoping to get a guest appearance...

LEX LUTHOR: I am many things, but stupid isn´t one of them! That idea was downright ******ed!

JOKER: I may be a psychopath who wants nothing but to spread chaos and anarchy, but even I have my limits!

MICKEY: YOu fools, only I could have concocted such a masterpiece of perversity, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

BATMAN: I think every time that mouse laughs, an angel is sodomized.

 

[ultimatefan]

NOLAN: I want to rehearse this scene pretty carefully. I want to make sure we´ll capture all the subtle emotions, the nuance and subtext of the scr...

BILL O´ REILLY: F*** it, we ll do it live!! Wel´ll do it live!! WE´LL DO IT LIVE!!!

NOLAN: Damn, that man is a complete a**hole.
BALE: Really? I kinda dig his style...

 

[Panthro]

NOLAN: I want to rehearse this scene pretty carefully. I want to make sure we´ll capture all the subtle emotions, the nuance and subtext of the scr...

BILL O´ REILLY: F*** it, we ll do it live!! Wel´ll do it live!! WE´LL DO IT LIVE!!!

NOLAN: Damn, that man is a complete a**hole.
BALE: Really? I kinda dig his style...

 

[Panthro]

Thanks!

BATMAN: C´mon, who got The Spectacular Spider-Man cancelled?! It has to be one of you evil bastards!

GREEN GOBLIN: Are you kidding? I was one of the star villains of that show!

DOCTOR DOOM: Doctor Doom is a man of honor! Plus, I was hoping to get a guest appearance...

LEX LUTHOR: I am many things, but stupid isn´t one of them! That idea was downright ******ed!

JOKER: I may be a psychopath who wants nothing but to spread chaos and anarchy, but even I have my limits!

MICKEY: YOu fools, only I could have concocted such a masterpiece of perversity, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

BATMAN: I think every time that mouse laughs, an angel is sodomized.

Bwahahahahaha

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

NOLAN: See,the clitoris is this protuberance right here, at the top.
BALE:I see. And the g-spot?
NOLAN: Nah,that´s a goose chase.
BALE: Hehe, goose chase.
NOLAN: Oh, very mature, are ya?

 

[Panthro]

Thanks!

NOLAN: See,the clitoris is this protuberance right here, at the top.
BALE:I see. And the g-spot?
NOLAN: Nah,that´s a goose chase.
BALE: Hehe, goose chase.
NOLAN: Oh, very mature, are ya?