The Dark Knight The Dark Knight Caption Thread II

[Panthro]

Thanks!

BATMAN: I call it The Ex-Wife.

Yours was funny too push.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Damn, some fanboys can´t stop complaining about the lack of wings on my helmet!

BATMAN: That´s nothing, you don´t wanna think about what´s behind some fans´obsession with me wearing tights and underwear on top of my pants...

 

[Panthro]

Good one UF

CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Look, I can turn my head! I can peer over my shoulder!"

BATMAN: "Shut the f*** up."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! Cool one (even though Batman can actually turn his head in that costume)

BATMAN: You-´re angry because Captain America´s costume has no wings?! I had to put up with a stiff, cumbersome rubber armor that didn´t even let me move my head, then nipples and a codpiece on my costume, and you´re upset about two tiny f***ing wings?!

 

[Panthro]

Thanks! Cool one (even though Batman can actually turn his head in that costume)

BATMAN: You-´re angry because Captain America´s costume has no wings?! I had to put up with a stiff, cumbersome rubber armor that didn´t even let me move my head, then nipples and a codpiece on my costume, and you´re upset about two tiny f***ing wings?!

SUPERMAN: "Frank Miller can kiss my sweet ass of steel!"
BATMAN: "Ow- don't... tempt him... Clark... he's just crazy enough to do anything at this point..."

 

[ultimatefan]

APRIL 2010

COMIC BOOK GUY: Meh, that overrated The Dark Knight will pale in front of the universally praised masterpiece and box office record-breaker that´ll be Iron Man 2



MAY 2010

 

[ALittlePush]

Batman: Don't mind me. I'll just stand around and say nothing whilst you two have your little argument.

 

[ALittlePush]

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

Whoops!

Whoops? Is that all you can say, Whoops? You better have a damn good reason for doing that!

Uhhhh......My finger slipped.

 

[ALittlePush]

Bruce: Is that Megan Fox's bedroom I see?

 

[Panthro]

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

Whoops!

Whoops? Is that all you can say, Whoops? You better have a damn good reason for doing that!

Uhhhh......My finger slipped.

Great Italian Job reference!

 

[Panthro]

Bruce: Is that Megan Fox's bedroom I see?

 

[Panthro]

APRIL 2010

COMIC BOOK GUY: Meh, that overrated The Dark Knight will pale in front of the universally praised masterpiece and box office record-breaker that´ll be Iron Man 2



MAY 2010

Comic Book Guy's a jerk anyway.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff, Puah!

 

[ultimatefan]

REPORTER: But how can they bring you back in the third movie? You´re dead!
DENT: That didn´t stop the Green Goblin from appearing in Spider_man 2 and 3, did it?

 

[ultimatefan]

ALFRED: See master Bruce, it was just a matter of putting all those annoying bloody nerds complaining about your Batman voice in the same building...

 

[Panthro]

ALFRED: See master Bruce, it was just a matter of putting all those annoying bloody nerds complaining about your Batman voice in the same building...

 

[ultimatefan]

BRUCE: Alfred, what the hell was that?!

ALFRED: Huh nothing sir, just Megan Fox´s career...

 

[Panthro]

BRUCE: Alfred, what the hell was that?!

ALFRED: Huh nothing sir, just Megan Fox´s career...

 

[ultimatefan]

BRUCE: Three... Two... One... Detonate!

ALFRED: Are you sure you can live with this, master Bruce?

BRUCE: I know. I spared The Joker. Never gave up on Harvey. But Justin Bieber was too much evil to leave in this world.

 

[Panthro]

BRUCE: Three... Two... One... Detonate!

ALFRED: Are you sure you can live with this, master Bruce?

BRUCE: I know. I spared The Joker. Never gave up on Harvey. But Justin Bieber was too much evil to leave in this world.

 

[ultimatefan]

JOKER: It´s simple, kill the B... What´s that noise? It´s like ticking..

ALFRED: I never signed up for no bloody "no killing rule"...

 

[Panthro]

JOKER: It´s simple, kill the B... What´s that noise? It´s like ticking..

ALFRED: I never signed up for no bloody "no killing rule"...

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: How come my movie version gets to carry Katie Holmes and I´m stuck with a teenage boy in tights?

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: How come my movie version gets to carry Katie Holmes and I´m stuck with a teenage boy in tights?