The Dark Knight The Dark Knight Caption Thread II

[Panthro]

Oh yeah! I choose you baby!

*****! IS YOU ****IN CRAAAZZYY!?!?! GETCHA' ASS OVA HERE!!!

Now look here Mista Batman.............

YOU know the name of the game. I mean your ***** just chose me.

Now we can handle this like some gentlemen.........

Or.........................

We can get into.............

SOME OL' GANGSTA ****!!!!!!

Look at you! You ain't no PIMP!! Youz a rest haven for HOES!!!

Don't hate the Playa.............

Bwahahahahahahaha

 

[CJ]

I have an idea for a caption. I dunno if it'll be that funny, but I need screencaps for it to work.

The Joker's fall
Joker hanging upside-down
Batman jumping out the window at the party
Harvey/Gordon at the beginning of the film
Batman on fire from Begins
Batman hanging on ledge from TDK ending
Batman falling from ledge

Uh, Any help?

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Love the song!

The gangsta one is great!

 

[ultimatefan]

Wow, isn´t it supercool Disney bought Marvel, Batman?! Now Mickey can invite Bugs Bunny for a super awesome party and we can all be lovely cutey buddies!

 

[Panthro]

Wow, isn´t it supercool Disney bought Marvel, Batman?! Now Mickey can invite Bugs Bunny for a super awesome party and we can all be lovely cutey buddies!

Hehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

RACHEL: "You're not really waiting until your wedding night are you? I mean seriously, having the ring on your finger won't make it that much better. Plus this is the 21st century, and even the previous centuries, how many people really waited until their wedding night? Really, how many?"

HERMIONE: "Shut up! I'm entitled to my waiting until marriage beliefs!"

 

[kedrell]

I have a confession to make: I'm the one who conviced Bob Iger to buy Marvel.

 

[Shadow-Guardian]

...Nice way to steal from ultimatefan.

 

[kedrell]

^I consider it an 'omage. Besides, Robin needed his other cheek slapped as well.

 

[Panthro]

HARVEY DENT: "Bros before hoes. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your ho, and you told her that she was the only ho for you. And that she was better than all the other hoes in the world. And then suddenly...she's not yo' ho no mo'."

 

[Panthro]

HERMIONE: "Why do men keep running away from me?!"

RACHEL: "Because the average man is scared of a woman who is either outspoken, strong willed, ultra-assertive, or just plain smarter than him."

HERMIONE: "Oh. So, what you're saying is I need to find a man who doesn't mind being with a woman who's smarter than he is?"

 

[Panthro]

JOKER: "I have you now... chick from Secretary!"

BATMAN: "Get away from the chick from Secretary and no one gets hurt!"

JOKER: "Damn it..."

JOKER: "Mister Batman, welcome back! We missed you!"

BATMAN: "It ends tonight."

 

[ultimatefan]

^I consider it an 'omage. Besides, Robin needed his other cheek slapped as well.

I´m cool with it. Great minds think alike.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff guys! Love the The Office speech.

 

[ultimatefan]

JOKER: Get away from me or I´ll kill her!!

BATMAN: Meh, she dies later in the movie anyway and I´m surely to get a much hotter chick as Catwoman next movie...

 

[ChocheTheHero]

A deleted scene of The Dark Knight. It happens after Batman visits Harvey Two Face in the hospital. This scene was important in the Joker´s background history...

Jake Gylenhaall repeated his role as Jack Twist from Brokeback Mountain.

Used with permission of Warner Bros:

JACK: Ennis? Is that you?

ENNIS: JACK!? JACK F***ING TWIST!

JACK: Oh my god, what happened to you? You look... Different.

ENNIS: It´s a long history, Jack. And by the way...

JACK: What?

ENNIS: ...I killed your sister right now.

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "Lord almighty,
I feel my temperature rising
Higher higher
Its burning through to my soul

Girl, girl, girl
You gonna set me on fire
My brain is flaming
I dont know which way to go

Your kisses lift me higher
Like the sweet song of a choir
You light my morning sky
With burning love

Ooh, ooh, ooh,
I feel my temperature rising
Help me, Im flaming
I must be a hundred and nine
Burning, burning, burning
And nothing can cool me
I just might turn into smoke
But I feel fine

Cause your kisses lift me higher
Like a sweet song of a choir
And you light my morning sky
With burning love

Its coming closer
The flames are reaching my body
Please wont you help me
I feel like Im slipping away
Its hard to breath
And my chest is a-heaving

Lord almighty,
Im burning a hole where I lay
Cause your kisses lift me higher
Like the sweet song of a choir
You light my morning sky
With burning love
With burning love
Ah, ah, burning love
Im just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love..."

 

[Panthro]

A deleted scene of The Dark Knight. It happens after Batman visits Harvey Two Face in the hospital. This scene was important in the Joker´s background history...

Jake Gylenhaall repeated his role as Jack Twist from Brokeback Mountain.

Used with permission of Warner Bros:

JACK: Ennis? Is that you?

ENNIS: JACK!? JACK F***ING TWIST!

JACK: Oh my god, what happened to you? You look... Different.

ENNIS: It´s a long history, Jack. And by the way...

JACK: What?

ENNIS: ...I killed your sister right now.

That's brilliant by the way.

 

[ultimatefan]

JOKER: Huh, wait a minute, weren´t you Katie Holmes?

BATMAN: She got replaced, you know. It sometimes happens in a movie series. If you ask me, it was an improvement.

JOKER: Acting-wise, certainly. Katie Holmes had a great rack, though. Saw it in The Gift. Lovely.

BATMAN: Indeed it was, but she probably ruined it feeding the damned spawn of the scientology crackpot.

RACHEL: Huh, sorry to interrupt your chit-chat, but my life is at stake her...
JOKER: Silence, woman! Never interrupt men while they discuss boobies! Speaking of which, it´s about damn time Megan Fox shows hers, I´m sicking of sitting through those God-awful Transformers movies just to see some cleavage...

 

[kedrell]

^,love it!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[Panthro]

JOKER: Huh, wait a minute, weren´t you Katie Holmes?

BATMAN: She got replaced, you know. It sometimes happens in a movie series. If you ask me, it was an improvement.

JOKER: Acting-wise, certainly. Katie Holmes had a great rack, though. Saw it in The Gift. Lovely.

BATMAN: Indeed it was, but she probably ruined it feeding the damned spawn of the scientology crackpot.

RACHEL: Huh, sorry to interrupt your chit-chat, but my life is at stake her...
JOKER: Silence, woman! Never interrupt men while they discuss boobies! Speaking of which, it´s about damn time Megan Fox shows hers, I´m sicking of sitting through those God-awful Transformers movies just to see some cleavage...

 

[Panthro]

ROBIN: "How about that Tom Rothman? What a great guy, huh?"

BATMAN: "Don't-"

BATMAN: "-you-"

BATMAN: "-ever-"

BATMAN: "-say-"

BATMAN: "-that-"

BATMAN: "-name!"

 

[kedrell]

Superman: "See, just like the mounties. We always get our man."

Robin: "Mrs. Peacock was a MAN?!"

 

[Panthro]

Hehehe, Clue reference.

JOKER: "Here, let me take that mole off."

BATMAN: "You sure you're a plastic surgeon dude?"

JOKER: "Trust me, I'm the best there is at what I do. But what I do isn't very nice."
RACHEL: "Of all the times for a Wolverine quote..."