The Dark Knight The Dark Knight Caption Thread II

[Panthro]

JOKER: "Are you, Rachel, menstruating right now?'

BATMAN: "What has that got to do with it?"

JOKER: "Back off, man. I'm a scientist."

 

[Jack Bauer]

Haha! Nice.

I can't think of a good cap, but it is cap worthly.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

HARLEY: Of course I´m the one who delivered this certificate to Mr. Tom Rothman, who else would have been?

 

[ultimatefan]

JOKER: Hmmm, soft yet firm, not too big, not too flat! I see why you like her!

 

[kedrell]

All credit to ItsJustSomeRandomGuy for the lyrics:

Batman sings about the Marvel/Disney merger.

Batman: "Gather everyone from far and near,
Put away you ammo, smokes and beer.
No more adolescent angst or fear,
Now they're obligated to bring cheer.
Now the Hulk's emotions all are shared,
Iron Man is drunk off the fresh air.
Doctor Doom believes in playing fair,
Punisher is braiding Logan's hair.
Too much violence can be bad taste,
So Ghostrider gives out free cupcakes.
Spider-Man will dance and Wolverine sings,
Iron Man wears a purity ring.
They're a happy family for kids,
Cause they all forgot who Deadpool is.
Say goodbye to heroes who are tough,
They can never play it safe enough."

 

[Panthro]

Batman singing about the Marvel/Disney merger is hilarious.

Batman: "You put the boom boom into my heart,
You send my soul sky high when your lovin' starts.
Jitterbug into my brain,
Goes bang bang bang till my feet do the same.

But something's bugging me
Something ain't right
My best friend told me
What you did last night.

Left me sleeping
In my bed.
I was dreaming
But I should've been with you instead.

Wake me up before you go go,
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo.
Wake me up before you go go,
I don't wanna miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go go,
'Cause I'm not planning on going solo.
Wake me up before you go go,
Take me dancing tonite.
I wanna hit that high...

You get the gray skies outta my way,
You make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day.
Turn a bright spark into a flame,
My beats per minute never been the same.

'Cause you're my lady,
I'm your fool.
Makes me crazy
When you act so cruel.

C'mon baby,
Let's not fight.
We'll go dancing
And everything will be alright.

Cuddle up baby,
Move in tight.
We'll go dancing tomorrow night.

It's cold out there
But it's warm in bed.
They can dance,
We'll stay home instead..."

 

[kedrell]

thanks,

 

[ultimatefan]

The Disney/Marvel song is great!

 

[ultimatefan]

JOKER: What, I´m just doing to her what Disney is doing to Marvel!

 

[Panthro]

JOKER: "Hey, I'm not enjoying this, it's my job!"

 

[ultimatefan]

JOKER: Hmmm. you´re no Megan Fox, but I´m sure we can fix that!

 

[ultimatefan]

JOKER: You know, you remind me of my father...

 

[Panthro]

BALE: "T4 rant, T4 rant, is that all anybody cares about anymore when it comes to me?! The f***ing T4 rant?! Isn't it enough that I apologized for acting like a jerk?! Can't we all just move on?! Do I have to walk through a desert for a thousand years seeking for the truth of my soul, is that what I have to do to get you people to leave me alone about the f***ing T4 rant?!"

GORDON: "You are a very angry man, Mr. Bale."

BATMAN: "Yes. Yes he is."

GORDON: "I hope everyone's over it by the time the next one comes out. I would hate to break the trilogy quality curse just to have it underperformed because of a stupid rant."

BATMAN: "Same here."

 

[Panthro]

CHRISTIAN BALE: "Yeah, I could have played Harvey Dent. I could have sold the tragedy of Two-Face if I had been so inclined. You don't believe me? Just give me the prosthetic makeup, I'll show ya!"

 

[kedrell]

Rachel: "Are you sure you're a qualified plastic surgeon?"
JOKER: "No, not really. But I DID stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."
Rachel: ""

 

[Panthro]

BRUCE WAYNE: "I'm just a gigolo."

 

[JackN]

DOESNT NEED CAPTIONS

 

[Panthro]

DOESNT NEED CAPTIONS

 

[kedrell]

BATMAN: "What's going on here?"

JOKER: "Let's face it, this isn't the worst thing you've caught me doing."

 

[kedrell]

Joker: "Eww, facial hair on a chick is such a turn-off! Here, lemme fix it for ya."

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "What's going on here?"

JOKER: "Let's face it, this isn't the worst thing you've caught me doing."

Great use of Iron Man there ked. The other one is funny too.

 

[kedrell]

Thanks.

 

[batmaluco]

JOKER: What, I´m just doing to her what Disney is doing to Marvel!

hehehe

Loooong time no see, dude.
It's been a long time...
Take a look:
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You last visited: 11-07-2008 at 09:42 AM''

Só agora li a sua assinatura, sinto muito, meu caro ultimatefan, de verdade.
Mas, que podemos fazer, né...
A única coisa que temos como certo nesta vida...
Meus sentimentos e solidariedade estão contigo, um forte abraço virtual, amigo.

 

[batmaluco]

Batman: Oh no! Not now, when I was about to conceive another Disney character...