The Dark Knight The Dark Knight Caption Thread II

[batmaluco]

BATMAN: Why did I bother to put a mask on a dog again?

BATMAN: Wait till my lawyer hears about this!

BATMAN: Huh, guys, remember the whole loner, brooding thing? This is not helping!

Thanks Panthro, ultimatefan!

 

[batmaluco]

'The Sixth Sense' version with a little twist...

Dr. Crane/Scarecrow: I see god people!

 

[Panthro]

'The Sixth Sense' version with a little twist...

Dr. Crane/Scarecrow: I see god people!

Muwahahahahahahaha

Not really captions but you have to admit they're funny (found them in the LOL I'm Batman thread) -

 

[Panthro]

I know this said it didn't need a real caption but I couldn't resist -

WONDER WOMAN: "Touch my boobs again and I'll snap your wrists!"
BATGIRL: "Yeah, what she said!"

ROBIN: "Okay Cyclops but first you have to tell me - how did you survive for so long without tripping over those pirate boots of yours?"
CYCLOPS: "I'm light footed."

BATMAN: "You call yourself an Imperial Storm Trooper? I've fought Red Shirts who were harder to block than this!"

 

[Panthro]

JOKER: "Oh my God you would look SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hot with your cheeks slashed."
RACHEL: "Um, when you say my 'cheeks' are you referring to-"
JOKER: "Your face, I mean slashing your face, not your ass."
RACHEL: "You mean like that Glasgow grin that you're sporting?"
JOKER: "Yeah, trust me, you would look SOOOOOOOOOOOOO hot with a Glasgow grin."
RACHEL: "Um, yeah I'm not sure about that, it tends to look better on men for one thing"
JOKER: "Relax, it'll only hurt for a minute. Trust me, it'll be the hot new look for women everywhere this fall, just you wait and see."
RACHEL: "Well, okay, I guess..."

JEDI MASTER NEO: "Here, why don't you let me do it, my method will be quicker."

 

[Panthro]

RACHEL: "Mr. Joker, you say such beautiful things... and you're so powerful... and PURPLE! Oh, Oh how I LOVE PURPLE..."
JOKER: ""

 

[Panthro]

JOKER: "Hey, I'm trying to be crazy and scary here! What the f*** are you doing?!"
RACHEL: "Um, hello? Can't you see that I'm *********ing?"
JOKER: "Oh. Well can you please stop so I can intimidate you for a few minutes?"
RACHEL: "Hmm... sorry, no. I'm having too much fun."

 

[Panthro]

This is Harvey Dent

This is Harvey Dent on drugs

Any questions?

 

[batmaluco]

t: Lmao!
Great stuff, Panthro!
And thanks!

 

[batmaluco]

Batman (talking to the bum on the corner of the street): NICE COAT!

 

[Panthro]

Batman (talking to the bum on the corner of the street): NICE COAT!

Hehehehehehehehe

And thanks.

 

[Panthro]

Batman: "Tramps like us, baby we were born to run! I said tramps like us, baby we were born to RRRRUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN!"

 

[batmaluco]

Ha!
Run, Batman! Run!

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Somedays, you just can´t get rid of the Star Wars prequel trilogy...

 

[ultimatefan]

APOSTLE 1: C´mon, THIS guy?! Adam West screwed every chick that would do him when he was doing that show!
APOSTLE 2: I know, I know. But we´ll edit that stuff out in the book.
APOSTLE 1: You mean, like we did with the dude with the beard?
APOSTLE 2: Exactly.

 

[ultimatefan]

KIM BASINGER: Please save me Batman, I´m being chased by Alec Baldwin!
BATMAN: Sorry, this time you´re on your own.

 

[batmaluco]

APOSTLE 1: C´mon, THIS guy?! Adam West screwed every chick that would do him when he was doing that show!
APOSTLE 2: I know, I know. But we´ll edit that stuff out in the book.
APOSTLE 1: You mean, like we did with the dude with the beard?
APOSTLE 2: Exactly.

hehehehehehe

 

[batmaluco]

Bruce: WTF is that?
Alfred: Damn good television...
Bruce: I'll have to talk with Lucius Fox and ask him to develop a device to solve this kind of problem...
Alfred: What device?

 

[batmaluco]

Alfred: You're getting lost inside this monster of yours.
Bruce: I'm using this monster to help other people!

 

[Panthro]

KIM BASINGER: Please save me Batman, I´m being chased by Alec Baldwin!
BATMAN: Sorry, this time you´re on your own.

Yours were also funny Batmaluco.

 

[Timstuff]

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[Timstuff]

The Justice League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

 

[Panthro]

The Justice League of Extraordinary Gentlemen