SUPERMAN: So, Bruce, you want to clear that up for me?
BATMAN: There's not much to be said, Clark. Flash's videotapes are all over the internet, Diana is pregnant and we don't know who the father, we'll need a month to completelly clean the Watchtower, I can't remember where I dumped Robin and everyone except you is now suffering of a martian STD no one quite remembers HOW they got it.
I have to do it:
SUPERMAN: So, Bruce, you want to clear that up for me?
BATMAN: There's not much to be said, Clark. Flash's videotapes are all over the internet, Diana is pregnant and we don't know who the father, we'll need a month to completelly clean the Watchtower, I can't remember where I dumped Robin and everyone except you is now suffering of a martian STD no one quite remembers HOW they got it.
Hawkgirl: "I love Mother's Day. So, what're you doing with you parents Bruce?"
Bruce: "........"
Bruce: "Hawkman, would you care to do the honors?"
Hawkman: "Sure thing. Ahem..."
Hawkman: "His parents are dead!!!!!!!"
WONDER WOMAN: "So which one of you do I get first?"
The next day -
SUPERMAN: "So Bruce, what do we tell Diana?"
BATMAN: "About last night? Just play it cool and God willing she'll never find about the the Sevensome."
Two weeks later...
SUPERMAN: Holy crap!
WONDER-WOMAN: Piece of advice, Bruce: If you're trying to cover up a Sevensome, DON'T LEAVE THE FRICKIN' PICTURES IN YOU CELLPHONE!
BRUCE: ****e.
SUPERMAN - So, Batman, I see your director's going to help with my new movie and maybe even Justice League. Guy's going to the top, I'm telling ya.
BATMAN: That's what I'm worried about.
SUPERMAN: About what?
BATMAN: Clark, we are talking about a man that so JUST SO happened to mangage to gain the praise and trust of not only our fanbase, but the mainstream people themselves at the same time. Now, he's slowly helming almost all of the big movies for DC. I predict that soon, he'll take over other projects, and rise to the top further and further, alongside getting more and more fans to worship him as a deity, until eventually becoming the president of DC. Then Marvel. Then Dark Horse.
SUPERMAN: Bruce...you don't think?...
BATMAN - Exactly. Nerd conquest.
SUPERMAN - My god...
JOHNATHAN: Gee, Chris, what are we gonna do tonight?
CHRISTOPHER: Same thing we do every night, Johnathan - try to take over the world!
SUPERMAN - So, Batman, I see your director's going to help with my new movie and maybe even Justice League. Guy's going to the top, I'm telling ya.
BATMAN: That's what I'm worried about.
SUPERMAN: About what?
BATMAN: Clark, we are talking about a man that so JUST SO happened to manage to gain the praise and trust of not only our fanbase, but the mainstream people themselves at the same time. Now, he's slowly helming almost all of the big movies for DC. I predict that soon, he'll take over other projects, and rise to the top further and further, alongside getting more and more fans to worship him as a deity, until eventually becoming the president of DC. Then Marvel. Then Dark Horse.
SUPERMAN: Bruce...you don't think?...
BATMAN - Exactly. Nerd conquest.
SUPERMAN - My god...
JOHNATHAN: Gee, Chris, what are we gonna do tonight?
CHRISTOPHER: Same thing we do every night, Johnathan - try to take over the world!
Batman: We don't have to be adversaries, Joker. We both want a fair union contract.
Joker: [thinking] Why is Batman being so nice to me?
Batman: And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
Joker: [thinking] Wait a minute. Is he coming onto me?
Batman: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?
Joker: [thinking] My God. He *is* coming onto me.
Batman: After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows. [wink]
Joker: [thinking] Aaaaaagh! [aloud] Sorry, Batman, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no.
